106 Juicy Apple Jokes to Keep the Doctor Away with Laughter

An apple a day might keep the doctor away, but a good laugh can do the same with an added sprinkle of joy!

Welcome to our orchard of apple jokes where each quip is ripe for the picking.

Did you know that the first apple trees were cultivated in Central Asia? It’s believed that apple seeds made their journey across the world thanks to ancient travelers.

So, curl up with your favorite apple-flavored snack, and get ready to enjoy puns that are deliciously funny and sure to bring smiles from ear to ear.

Granny Smith’s Secret Laugh Orchard

Granny’s orchard is filled with jokes that are as classic as her timeless apple pie.

1. Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? Because he ran out of juice.
2. What did the apple say to the pie crust? You’re the apple of my pie!
3. How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down the hill.
4. Why did the apple cry? His peelings were hurt.
5. How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? By stumping him with fruity riddles!
6. What’s an apple’s favorite restaurant? Applebee’s, of course.
7. Why were the apple and the orange fighting? Because they couldn’t find a common peel.
8. What’s an apple’s favorite type of movie? Pulp fiction.
9. How do you buy apples? In Granny’s Smiths, of course!
10. What’s the worst thing to do with an apple? Split your core beliefs.
11. Why was the apple so embarrassed? Because he saw the salad dressing.
12. How do you make an apple dance? Put a little boogey in it.
13. What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet? A tooty fruity.
14. Why didn’t the apple get hired? It didn’t cut the core requirements.
15. What type of apple is not an apple? A pineapple!
16. Why did the apple turn red? Because it saw the kitchen!
17. What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pineapple!
18. What’s an apple’s least favorite city? Appleton, obviously.
19. Why was the apple jealous of the banana? Because he was more appealing.
20. Why couldn’t the apple sing? Because it couldn’t find the right pitch.

The Core of All Good Jokes

Get to the crunchy core of apple humor with these succulent puns!

21. Why did the apple sit on the lemon? Because it wanted to be a little squishy.
22. What’s an apple’s favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
23. How do you keep an apple from turning brown? Don’t tell it any secrets!
24. Why did the apple cross the road? To get to the apple pie on the other side.
25. How do apples avoid jail time? They always plead the Fifth.
26. What happens when apples get together? They form a core coalition.
27. Why did the scientist experiment with an apple? He wanted to find its core principles.
28. What do you get when you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple.
29. What is an apple’s favorite board game? Apples to Apples.
30. Why do apples never get lonely? They hang out in bunches.
31. How does an apple race down a hill? In a Granny Smith blur.
32. Why are apples such good musicians? They always find the right notes.
33. What’s an apple’s favorite place to go on vacation? The Big Apple.
34. Why don’t apples tell jokes? They’d rather keep their core values.
35. How do you know an apple a day keeps the doctor away? Because the apple said so!
36. What’s an apple’s favorite drink? Apple cider.
37. Why are apples good at soccer? Because they kick core goals.
38. Why did the apple apply for a job? To earn some core cash.
39. What did the apple say after a good workout? I’m feeling core-licious!
40. Why was the apple feeling down? Because it lost its appeal.

The Orchard is Alive with the Sound of Laughing

Lighten up your day by sampling this zesty selection of humor straight from the orchard.

41. What do you call two apples next to each other? A pear.
42. What’s an apple’s favorite form of exercise? Core strengthening.
43. Why did the apple become a teacher? It loved imparting core knowledge.
44. What’s an apple’s favorite season? Fall, of course!
45. Why did the apple go to therapy? To work on its core issues.
46. How did the apple do in school? It got straight A’s!
47. Why did the apple win an award? For its outstanding core performance.
48. How do apples make friends? They always find a core connection.
49. Why did the apple marry the pear? They made a perfect pair.
50. What’s an apple’s favorite day of the week? Toosday.
51. Why don’t apples play hide and seek? They’d rather keep their stem out of it.
52. Why did the apple blush? Because it saw the banana split.
53. How do apples get their names? From their parents, thanks to good apple-tree roots.
54. What’s an apple’s favorite TV show? The Pulp & Core Show.
55. Why are apples really bad at tests? They always get seeded questions wrong.
56. How do apples listen to music? With ear bud-dy.
57. What’s an apple’s favorite musical instrument? The core-dion.
58. Why were the apples on stage shaking? Because they were feeling their core excitement.
59. Why did the apple get rejected? It was too crabby.
60. Why did the apple succeed? It focused on its core goals.

Juicy Laughs That Pack a Punch

Savor the delight of these fruity puns aimed at making your laugh buttons tickle!

61. Why do apples love roller coasters? For the core-shaking thrills.
62. What do you call an apple who tells jokes? A pun-capple.
63. Why did the apple start a charity? To help other fruit in core distress.
64. What’s an apple’s favorite animal? The core-sican.
65. Why did the apple go back to school? To polish its core skills.
66. How do apples settle arguments? With a juicy debate!
67. Why did the apple join the orchestra? It loved the core-cheltration.
68. Why are apples terrible comedians? They always rely on core material.
69. What’s an apple’s least favorite type of shoe? A squash shoe.
70. How do you compliment an apple? Tell it, “You’re core-angeous!”
71. Why did the apple join the circus? It had a core-ous nature.
72. What’s an apple’s favorite movie genre? Core-medy.
73. Why did the apple look in the mirror? To examine its core reflection.
74. How does an apple get promoted? By showing true core competency.
75. What’s an apple’s favorite instrument? The core-ngas.
76. Why did the apple consult a map? To find its core direction.
77. Why did the apple love mathematics? It excelled at core-algebra.
78. What’s the best way to propose to an apple? With a core-rings!
79. Why was the apple a great sailor? Because it always stayed close to its core-se.
80. What’s an apple’s favorite exercise? Core-yoga.

Sweet Endings with a Fruity Punchline

Finish off with these apple jokes that are guaranteed to leave you grinning.

81. What do they say about an apple next to the sea? It’s a core-shell.
82. Why don’t apples ever get out of line? Because they have great core-ordination.
83. Why did the apple hire a lawyer? To help with its core-perations.
84. What’s an apple’s favorite tool? Its core-screw.
85. How do you know an apple is a spy? Because it’s always in core-ver.
86. Why did the apple call tech support? It had a core-ruption issue.
87. How do apples communicate? Through core-dless phones.
88. What did one apple say to another in a bar? “We need to talk about our core values.”
89. Why did the apple become an actor? It enjoyed playing juicy roles.
90. What’s an apple’s favorite social media? Snap-apple-chat for sharing core moments.
91. Why couldn’t the apple talk? It was feeling core hoarse.
92. What did the apple say about its breakup? “I think it was time to core-rect my course.”
93. How do apples manage their budget? With core-economics.
94. What’s an apple’s least favorite dessert? Anything too syrup-y.
95. How do you make apple jelly? Teach it to dance!
96. Why did the apple host a party? To core-laborate with friends.
97. What’s an apple’s favorite hobby? Core-sponding letters.
98. Why did the apple visit Space? To see the core of the universe.
99. When do apples go to school? In the fall semester.
100. What do apples call their politicians? Core-rupt officials.
101. Why did the apple get grounded? It was being too saucy.
102. Why are apples bad at soccer? Because they keep hitting the posts with their cores.
103. Why did the apple start a blog? To share core-some content.
104. What’s the apple’s favorite sport? Track and field (they love to core-dinate).
105. Why did the apple refuse to answer questions? It was afraid of core-rupting its integrity.
106. Why do apples stay out of politics? They don’t want to get core-rupted.
107. How do apples stay so fit? By keeping up with their core routines.
108. What’s an apple’s favorite type of tea? Apple cinnamon.
109. Why did the apple become a painter? It wanted to create core masterpieces.
110. What’s an apple’s favorite TV show? Core-kus of Fun.

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