Aliens have always been a source of fascination, mystery, and quite frankly, some stellar jokes! Whether you believe in little green men or just crave some extraterrestrial comedy, these UFO jokes will have you over the moon with laughter.
Did you know that UFO sightings have been reported as early as the 14th century? Yup, people have been seeing strange things in the sky for centuries, and we’ve been making jokes about them just as long. So, strap in for an intergalactic journey that’s sure to be a blast.
Prepare for lift-off with the funniest UFO jokes this side of the Milky Way!
Get ready to laugh your way into space with UFO jokes that are simply out of orbit!
Table of the Funniest UFO Jokes
1. Why did the UFO cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
2. What did the alien say to the garden?
Take me to your weeder!
3. Why do aliens make such good gardeners?
Because they have green thumbs!
4. What’s an alien’s favorite place on a computer?
The space bar.
5. Why are UFOs so bad at public speaking?
They’re always spacing out.
6. What kind of music do aliens listen to?
Neptunes!
7. How do you know when a UFO is having a party?
You can hear the comet dance!
8. Why did the alien go to school?
To improve his grades in astro-nom-edy!
9. What do you call a UFO full of good jazz musicians?
A smooth operator.
10. Why don’t aliens eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!
11. What’s an alien’s favorite key on a keyboard?
The space bar.
12. Why was the UFO an excellent musician?
Because of its far-out tunes!
13. Why did the alien sit on the computer?
He wanted to keep an eye on the internet.
14. What’s an alien’s favorite chocolate treat?
Mars bars.
15. Why don’t aliens care about digital marketing?
Because they prefer star-search optimization.
16. What do you get when you cross an alien with a garden gnome?
An extrater-restrial.
17. Why did the UFO end up in therapy?
It had too many close encounters!
18. What’s a Martian’s favorite cereal?
Cosmo-krispies.
19. How do aliens contact each other?
Space-ial media.
20. What kind of currency do aliens use?
Star bucks.
21. Why don’t UFOs use cell phones?
They’re afraid of being un-EARTHed.
22. How do you make a UFO laugh?
You tell it a space joke!
23. Why did the aliens always win in school?
They were out of this world students.
24. How does an alien farmer greet you?
“Take me to your weeder!”
25. What’s an alien’s favorite candy?
Milky Ways.
26. What do you call a spaceship with a faulty air conditioner?
A sweat-ellite!
27. Why are space parties so much fun?
Because they’re always a blast!
28. What did the UFO buy when it wanted a pet?
An astron-hamster.
29. Why did the alien chef get fired?
It couldn’t cook anything but meteor-ites.
30. How do aliens pay for coffee?
With Star-bucks.
31. What did the UFO say to its therapist?
I feel like I’m just spinning in circles.
32. How do you know if an alien is happy?
It’s glowing!
33. Why did the alien go to art school?
To learn how to make star-tingling pieces.
34. What did Earth say to the alien in a nightclub?
I need more space, please.
35. What kind of newspapers do aliens read?
The Galactic Gazette.
36. What’s every alien’s favorite nursery rhyme?
Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Starship.
37. Why do aliens never get lost?
They always follow the stars!
38. Why did the UFO stay up so late?
It was star-gazing.
39. What do you call a cat from a different planet?
An alien-imal.
40. What kind of math do space chickens use?
Eggstraterrestrials.
41. Why did the UFO apply for a job at the library?
It wanted to check out some space-time books!
42. What do you call a UFO with a flat tire?
A flying saucer-ker!
43. Why do UFOs make great detectives?
They always have a close encounter with the truth!
44. What did the UFO say to the parking meter?
Take me to your quarters!
45. Why did the UFO join the gym?
It wanted to stay in shape for future abductions!
46. How do you compliment a UFO?
Tell it it’s out of this world!
47. Why did the UFO love the internet?
It was fascinated by the concept of “web” sites!
48. What’s a UFO’s favorite type of humor?
Out-of-this-world puns!
49. Why did the UFO host a talent show?
It wanted to see some stellar performances!
50. How do UFOs organize their files?
They use space folders!
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