Ever have one of those days where you desperately need to bridge the gap between seriousness and laughter? We’ve got exactly what you need! Get ready to chuckle, giggle, and perhaps even fall off your seat as we present a collection of the most hilarious bridge jokes.
Spanning topics from bridges you drive over to bridges you build in card games, these quips are sure to tickle your funny bone.
Fun fact: there are over 600,000 bridges in the United States alone—plenty of opportunities to make jokes!
Table of of the Best Bridge Jokes
1. Why did the bridge get a promotion?
It was outstanding in its field.
2. What did the disappointed bridge say?
“I can’t get over it.”
3. Why don’t bridges ever get lost?
They always follow the road.
4. What do you call a bridge that doesn’t talk?
A mute bridge.
5. Why did the bridge go to school?
To improve its span of knowledge.
6. What’s a bridge’s favorite instrument?
A spanjo.
7. How does a bridge throw a party?
It goes all out.
8. Why did the bridge start a band?
To bridge the gap in music.
9. How do you compliment a bridge?
“You’re really supportive.”
10. Why did the bridge break up with the river?
It found someone stronger to lean on.
11. What’s a bridge’s favorite beverage?
Ginger Ale.
12. What do bridge builders eat for breakfast?
Span-cakes.
13. How do bridges stay in shape?
They lift weights in their arch.
14. Why don’t bridges make good detectives?
They can’t handle suspense.
15. What type of bridge is the smartest?
A brainy bridge.
16. What’s a bridge’s favorite dance move?
The span and twist.
17. Why did the bridge bring a suitcase?
It was crossing over.
18. What’s a bridge’s least favorite subject?
Breaking news.
19. How do bridges manage stress?
They lean on their peers.
20. What do you call a mischievous little bridge?
A troll-maker.
21. Why did the bridge get a license?
So it could arch legally.
22. Why are bridges always so cool?
They’re chill with traffic.
23. Why do bridges know all the gossip?
They’re always spanning the latest news.
24. What’s a bridge’s favorite sport?
Span-tennis.
25. What does a bridge do in winter?
It chills out.
26. What’s a bridge’s favorite snack?
Span-chip cookies.
27. Why was the bridge such a good student?
It had a solid foundation.
28. Why do bridges make terrible parents?
They’re always over-arching.
29. What’s a bridge’s favorite fruit?
Cherry span.
30. Why was the bridge good at math?
It could easily span problems.
31. What’s a bridge’s favorite book?
“Lord of the Spans”
32. Why don’t bridges ever sleep?
They’re always too wired.
33. What’s a bridge’s ideal date?
A long walk over the span of the river.
34. What’s a bridge’s favorite flower?
A span-daisy.
35. Why did the bridge refuse to fight?
It wanted to keep the peace.
36. How do bridges express emotion?
They arch their eyebrows.
37. What kind of movies do bridges like?
Suspense thrillers.
38. What’s a bridge’s favorite color?
Span-tastic blue.
39. What do bridge engineers dream of?
Span-ning new heights.
40. How do bridges navigate social media?
They just span-d over it.
41. What’s a bridge’s favorite holiday?
Span-ukkah.
42. Why did the bridge visit the doctor?
It had a support problem.
43. What do you call a bridge dressed in a suit?
Span-ditional.
44. What’s a bridge’s career goal?
To span the globe.
45. What do bridges wear to bed?
Span-jamas.
46. What’s a bridge’s favorite TV show?
Span-der the Giant.
47. Why was the bridge so tech-savvy?
It was great at connections.
48. What’s a bridge’s DIY project?
Span-tacular renovations.
49. Why did the bridge get home late?
Traffic was backed up.
50. What’s a bridge’s favorite word game?
Crossword puzzles.
51. How do bridges write emails?
They span-d too much.
52. Why are bridges so humble?
They know everyone crosses them.
53. What’s a bridge’s favorite type of humor?
Dry.
54. Why did the bridge become a teacher?
To span new knowledge.
55. What’s a bridge’s favorite magical creature?
Span-dalf the Grey.
56. Why do bridges get together on weekends?
To span good times.
57. What’s a bridge’s favorite exercise?
Span-ups.
58. Why are bridges good at teamwork?
They always provide support.
59. What do bridges sing in the shower?
“Spanning in the Rain.”
60. What’s a bridge’s favorite season?
Autumn—the span-leafs are so pretty.
61. Why do bridges never lie?
They’ve got a reputation to uphold.
62. What advice did the bridge give its child?
“Always span your horizons.”
63. Why do bridges attend poetry slams?
For the span-tastic performance.
64. What do bridges call their close friends?
Span-mates.
65. Why did the bridge start a garden?
It wanted to span its roots.
66. Why did London Bridge get a job as a therapist?
Because it’s always falling down on people.
67. Why are bridges considered hardworking?
They do a lot of heavy lifting.
68. What makes bridges excellent hosts?
Their span-tacular hospitality.
69. What’s a bridge’s favorite mythical story?
Span-derella!
70. Why was the card-playing bridge so lucky?
It had all the right connections.
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