Even the most mundane situations can become hilarious if we sprinkle in a bit of humor. Yes—this includes your time in the washroom. Life’s too short to take your “business” too seriously! Whether you’re brushing your teeth or reaching for that last square of toilet paper, a good joke can make the washroom something to smile about.
Fun fact: Did you know that the average person spends roughly 92 days of their life in the bathroom? That’s plenty of time to enjoy a little laughter (and let’s be honest, we could all use a laugh when we’re just “loosely waiting”).
So, get ready to flush away all your worries because we’ve compiled an epic list of washroom jokes that are sure to… wipe out even the worst of moods.
Table of the Funniest Washroom Jokes
1. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
2. What did one toilet say to the other?
You look a bit flushed.
3. Why don’t toilets ever laugh at good jokes?
Because they’re always breaking up!
4. What do you call a bathroom superhero?
Flush Gordon.
5. Why did the plumber start a stand-up comedy career?
Because pipes are easy to crack up!
6. How did the bathroom become so rich?
Investing in liquid assets.
7. What did the plunger say to the toilet?
You’re going down!
8. Why didn’t the toilet finish the race?
It got tanked!
9. Why don’t people tell secrets in restrooms?
Because there’s always a chance they’ll leak!
10. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
11. Why was the math book in the bathroom?
It had too many problems to digest!
12. Why do toilets never listen to gossip?
Because they can flush it out quickly.
13. What’s a toilet’s favorite form of exercise?
Squat sessions.
14. What did the faucet say to the sink?
Stop draining the life out of me!
15. Why don’t skeletons use the bathroom?
Because they don’t have the guts.
16. Why isn’t humor good for a public bathroom?
Because you don’t want things going viral in there!
17. What’s a toilet’s least favorite day of the week?
Poop-er Tuesday!
18. Why did the bathroom mirror break up with the sink?
It couldn’t handle the reflection.
19. Why did the janitor bring a ladder to the bathroom?
Because he thought the toilets were high maintenance!
20. Why don’t plumbers ever get sick?
Because they have immune systems that can flush out anything!
21. Why was the soap so happy?
Because it was bubble-icious!
22. What do you call a toilet that plays guitar?
A rock ‘n roll tank!
23. Why are public restrooms always stressed?
They’re under a lot of pressure.
24. What did the hand dryer say to the soap?
I’m blown away by your work!
25. Why do tissue boxes always get tapped in games?
Because they’re all about paper and rock strategy.
26. Why do people never win arguments in bathrooms?
Because they always end up on the wrong side of the “stall”ment.
27. What’s worse than running out of toilet paper?
Trying to explain it to the next person.
28. Why are mirrors great detectives?
They always reflect the truth!
29. What kind of music do you hear in the restroom?
Bathroom breaks the hits!
30. How do you know the toilet is in a bad mood?
It’ll stall on you.
31. What did the small washroom say to the large one?
You have so much “stall”ent!
32. Why did the sink refuse to date?
Because it was always draining!
33. What did the janitor say after cleaning up the bathroom?
Mission “im-peeble”etized!
34. Why did the bathroom scale attend therapy?
It had too much weight on its plate.
35. How do skeletons use the bathroom?
Carefully. They don’t want anything to slip out.
36. What does a toilet say after a tough day?
I’m really drained right now.
37. Why are washrooms great teachers?
They help you clean up your act!
38. What did the bathroom say when it entered the talent show?
Prepare to be “dazzle-plunged”!
39. Why did the toilet bring a camera to work?
To capture the flush of victory!
40. What’s a plumber’s favorite instrument?
The “tub”a!
41. Why did the hand sanitizer go to therapy?
It had cleansing issues.
42. Why was the bathroom always good at solving problems?
It would let everything “sink” in!
43. What song do toilets sing?
“I Will Survive,” no matter the flush.
44. Why aren’t cabinets good at hide and seek in bathrooms?
Because they can’t keep the door shut!
45. How did the soap know it was popular?
Because everyone came clean with it!
46. Why did the toilet paper apply for a management position?
It wanted to help things roll smoothly.
47. What do you call a bathroom that loves telling jokes?
A laugh-room!
48. Why does a bathroom never get lost?
Because it’s well “plumbed” into the plumbing world!
49. Why do faucets always put things on hold?
Because they’re used to water pressure!
50. Why did the wipes get promoted?
Because they “cleaned up” well.
51. What’s a bathroom’s favorite exercise?
Seat squats!
52. Why was the hand dryer feeling cold?
It lacked warmth in its air performances.
53. Why did the tiny towel get sad?
It always felt hung out to dry!
54. Why can’t the bathtub keep a secret?
Because whenever it overheats, it spills the tea!
55. What did one bathroom say to the shower?
Don’t go draining my emotions!
56. Why did the sink break up with the drain?
It was tired of being drained all the time.
57. What do you call a bossy toilet paper roll?
A pun-dit.
58. Why are showers the kindest in the bathroom?
They help everyone feel refreshed!
59. What vegetable never goes in the bathroom?
A leek!
60. What’s a washroom’s least favorite animal?
A clog-odile!
61. Why should you be friends with showers?
Because they’ll always keep you clean in difficult situations!
62. Why did the plunger get stressed at work?
It was always under pressure.
63. Why don’t faucets gossip?
Because they don’t want to leak secrets.
64. Why did the bathroom visitor start dancing?
Because the soap dropped—from bars to beats!
65. What did the bathtub say to the overflow valve?
I’m overflowing with emotion!
66. How do you know a bathroom has a good sense of humor?
It’s full of “puns” and giggles!
67. Why do toilets make bad investigators?
Because they can’t seem to hold on to any solid evidence!
68. How does a towel keep itself entertained?
With a “soak” opera, of course!
69. Why did the hairbrush bring a mirror to the restroom?
To reflect on old styles!
70. Why doesn’t the toilet trust the faucet?
It always drips too much information.
71. What did the hand soap say to the bar soap?
Quit “moisturizing” my business!
72. Why is washroom gossip frowned upon?
Because it spreads quicker than those restroom rumors!
73. What’s a bidet’s favorite joke genre?
Anything that cleans up well!
74. Why did the toilet paper run for office?
It knew it could wipe out the competition.
75. What did the flustered sink say?
I can’t handle the pressure!
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We hope these jokes brought a smile to your face (and maybe a chuckle during your next washroom visit). The best part about washroom humor is that it’s universally relatable—everyone needs a break from a serious moment now and then.
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