Where we’re dropping today? Into the land of hilarious Fortnite puns, of course. When you’re not dodging bullets or frantically building your way out of trouble, what better way to spend your downtime than with a belly full of laughs?
Whether you’re a Fortnite pro or a total noob, there’s something about the game’s chaos that just begs for some cheeky jokes.
One fun fact before we dive in: did you know that Fortnite is so massive that at one point it had more registered players than there are people in Canada? That’s a whole lot of people who could use a joke or two to lighten up after a tense game of Battle Royale.
So, why not dig into some puns and lighthearted jests while you’re waiting for the next Victory Royale?
Table of the Funniest Fortnite Jokes
1. Why don’t Fortnite players make good secret agents?
They always get spotted.
2. Why won’t the Mushroom let you into its Fortnite squad?
There’s not mush-room left.
3. What do you call a Fortnite player who’s terrible at hiding?
Bush-league.
4. Why did the storm become a popular podcast host?
Because it always knows how to generate interest.
5. How do Fortnite players stay healthy?
They do a lot of jumping jacks — in-game and out!
6. Why didn’t the Fortnite player finish their building assignment?
They ran out of “resources.”
7. What’s a Fortnite player’s favorite instrument?
The “bass” drop!
8. How do you mess up a Fortnite player’s date?
Tell them all the servers are down.
9. Why did the Fortnite character go to school?
To work on their aim!
10. Why is camping not allowed in Fortnite?
Because it’s too tense!
11. What mode of transportation do Fortnite players prefer?
The battle bus, of course.
12. Why was the Fortnite player afraid of the vending machine?
Because it threw shade!
13. What’s a Fortnite player’s best dance move?
Whatever makes their opponents Rage Quit!
14. Why are Fortnite players always so confident?
Because they’ve got “winning” in their crosshairs.
15. Why can’t Fortnite players take good selfies?
They can never find the right emote in time.
16. Why did the supply drop fail its mission?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
17. What did the llama say to the Fortnite player?
“If you’ve got any loot, hand it over now!”
18. Why are Fortnite players scared of elevators?
Too many ups and downs.
19. What do Fortnite players do when they can’t sleep?
They count llamas.
20. What’s a Fortnite player’s dating profile bio?
“Swiping left like I swipe enemies!”
21. Why do Fortnite players love math?
Because they’re always calculating the perfect shot.
22. How do Fortnite players make brownies?
With a Victory Royale recipe—undefeated in the kitchen.
23. Why is the storm always gossiping?
Because it loves to talk behind everyone’s backs.
24. Why don’t Fortnite players like to BBQ?
Because they always get grilled for their bad snipes.
25. Where did the Fortnite player go to sharpen their mind?
Retail Row.
26. What’s a Fortnite sniper’s least favorite food?
Whiffed shots.
27. Why do Fortnite players love art museums?
They always stick to the battle “Guides.”
28. Why don’t Fortnite players ever get sunburn?
They spend too much time under cover.
29. What’s a Fortnite player’s favorite type of movie?
A build-UP!
30. How do you know you’re playing too much Fortnite?
You start farming mats in your sleep.
31. Why don’t Fortnite players have fancy dinners?
Because they can’t handle triple chimichangas.
32. What do you call an emergency in Fortnite?
Panic building!
33. Why did Fortnite characters start rapping?
They know how to deliver sick drops.
34. When is a door not a door in Fortnite?
When it’s been edited.
35. Why do Fortnite players love history?
Because they’re always chasing Victory Royals from the past.
36. What’s a Fortnite player’s favorite season?
Season *any* — as long as there’s battle passes!
37. What’s the difference between a Fortnite player and a builder?
One creates houses; the other builds stairs to nowhere.
38. Why are Fortnite players terrible at gardening?
They can’t help but build walls around everything.
39. What’s a Fortnite streamer’s favorite musical genre?
Pop culture.
40. How many Fortnite players does it take to change a lightbulb?
None—they just build a new light source!
41. Why was the Fortnite match a movie star?
Because it had a lot of drama.
42. Why do Fortnite players never quit?
Because “ELIMINATING” is in their blood.
43. What do Fortnite players say when they’re winning?
“Llama see you later!”
44. Why did the Fortnite player get lost?
They couldn’t find the map drop.
45. What job did the Fortnite player take up on weekends?
Professional llama wrangler.
46. What do Fortnite players use to invest?
Loot-based cryptocurrency.
47. Why were Fortnite players kicked out of the library?
They couldn’t stop cranking ninety.
48. What is Fortnite’s least favorite day of the week?
Lag-urday.
49. Why do Fortnite players love concerts?
Because they always know when to drop the bass.
50. Why did the Fortnite player become a chef?
They’re great at whipping up quick meals.
51. What do you call it when a Fortnite player wins without trying?
A lazy linguini lift-off.
52. Why do Fortnite players hate elevators?
Because they always fall for trap towers.
53. What movie would a Fortnite character watch?
“Drop Zone.”
54. Why did the Fortnite player wash their hands?
Because the lobby was dirty.
55. What’s the funniest battle tactic in Fortnite?
The “hide behind a tree and pray” strat.
56. What dance move do Fortnite players use to clean?
The Floss (obviously).
57. What does a Fortnite player do on vacation?
Visit Pleasant Park.
58. Why do Fortnite players sneak around on Halloween?
They don’t want to be spotted.
59. Why are Fortnite players like magicians?
Because they can disappear in the blink of an eye.
60. What did the Fortnite player say to the camper?
“You tent to stay in one place!”
61. Why did the Fortnite player’s date go wrong?
They couldn’t even find Pleasant Park.
62. Why are Fortnite players such great artists?
They always sketch out escape routes.
63. How do Fortnite players clear their minds?
By gliding into a fresh match.
64. What did the Fortnite player order at the café?
Everything—fueling up for Tilted Towers!
65. Why were Fortnite players banned from the zoo?
They kept building platforms over the animals.
66. What car do Fortnite players drive?
The Quadcrasher.
67. Why can’t Fortnite pros ever be doctors?
Because they can’t stop bandaging themselves.
68. What happens if you give a Fortnite player a bad haircut?
They build a ramp out of there!
69. What do Fortnite players use for measurement?
Meters—from bullets flying by!
70. Why do Fortnite players love practical jokes?
Because trick shots are their specialty.
71. Why did the Fortnite player join a band?
Because they already knew how to drop the beat.
72. Why do Fortnite players love construction sites?
They’re obsessed with materials!
73. Why are Fortnite players terrible at cooking?
They can never time the storm right.
74. What’s a Fortnite player’s favorite meal combo?
Chug Jug with double cheeseburgers!
75. How do Fortnite players stay secure?
They always box themselves in.
76. Why don’t Fortnite players shop at retail stores?
Because they’re all about that battle-pass life.
77. What do Fortnite players do after winning a match?
They drop the ultimate dance victory.
78. What’s a Fortnite player’s hidden talent?
Avoiding social responsibilities.
79. Why are Fortnite players bad at dancing?
They spend too much time hitting emotes instead.
80. What do you call a Fortnite victory without any eliminations?
A peaceful Royale.
81. Why do Fortnite players avoid the doctor?
Because you can just pop by a campfire instead.
82. Why are lawns afraid of Fortnite players?
They always mow their competition!
83. How do Fortnite players make stitching fun?
They own the crafting table.
84. Why do Fortnite players hate geography lessons?
Because it’s not Paradise Palms.
85. What’s a Fortnite player’s favorite type of weather?
It doesn’t matter — they’ll still glide through it.
86. Why do Fortnite players make bad relationships?
They’re always rebuilding after a fight!
87. What’s a Fortnite player’s favorite landscape feature?
Mini-cliffs for maximum drama.
88. How do Fortnite fans serve their eggs?
Scrambled — from dodging shots!
89. Why do Fortnite players make great drivers?
They always know when to drift.
90. Why are Fortnite players great at hide-and-seek?
They practically invented bushes.
91. What’s a Fortnite player’s favorite takeaway?
Mass drops from enemy ambushes.
92. Why do Fortnite players prefer headphones?
Because they need to hear footsteps a mile away.
93. What’s a Fortnite group known for?
Squad goals.
94. Why did the Fortnite streamer take up yoga?
To master the art of flexibility in every situation.
95. What’s a solo Fortnite player’s anthem?
“I’m all alone, there’s no one here beside me!”
96. What does a Fortnite player say just before winning?
Time for you to “blitz” up!
97. Why do people watch Fortnite online?
For the builds, the eliminations, and the epic fails.
98. What did Fortnite players name their alarm clock?
The Storm Timer.
99. What’s a Fortnite player’s soundtrack?
All about that bass drop (no treble).
100. When does a Fortnite player surpass the pros?
When they can build blindly in midair!
Battle Royale your way to laughter: share the fun!
We hope these Fortnite jokes landed on target and got you laughing as hard as you were after that last clutch elimination! Don’t forget to hit that “share” button and send these jokes to your fellow squad members and friends. Keep us bookmarked so you’ve always got a fresh set of killer punchlines ready to deploy next time you’re waiting in the lobby. Because hey, laughter and looting—what more do you need?
