Winter’s coming, and with it come bundled-up humans, frosty mornings, and… snow jokes! Yes, nothing says “I’m having a good day” like a pun about a snowplow. In fact, scientists (probably!) say that the best way to stay warm during chilly weather is to laugh.
And since we love fun facts, here’s one to sprinkle on your snowball fight: Eskimos may not have as many words for snow as people think, but you’ll definitely have 85 ways to describe funny when you plow through this article.
Prepare to snowball your way through joke after joke—it’s time to chuck the stress and warm up those chuckles!
Table of the Funniest Snow Jokes
1. Why did the snowman call his dog “Frost”?
Because Frost bites!
2. How do snowmen get around?
By riding an “icicle!”
3. What type of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
4. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
5. What falls but never hits the ground?
The temperature during a winter storm!
6. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
7. What is a snowman’s favorite type of movie?
A chill-er!
8. Why was Frosty looking through a pile of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
9. How does a snowman lose weight?
He waits for a warmer day!
10. What do you get when you mix a snowman and a polar bear?
Frostbite!
11. Why did the snowman go to therapy?
He had a bit of a meltdown.
12. What’s a snowman’s favorite snack?
Brrrrr-itos!
13. Why did the snowman hate summer?
Because he could never keep his cool!
14. What did the snowstorm say to the summer vacation?
“I’ll be back before you know ‘it’s snow joke!’”
15. What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile thawed out!
16. What type of cake do snowmen love?
Shiver-me-timburrs cake!
17. How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you!
18. What happened when the snowgirl kissed the snowboy?
She got “frost lips!”
19. What do you call a group of snowmen racing?
A snowflake derby!
20. How can you scare a snowman?
Just mention global warming!
21. What do snowmen do on the weekends?
They just chill out!
22. What did the snowflake say to the leaf?
“I’m falling for you!”
23. How did the audience rate the snowman’s stand-up routine?
It got a cold reception.
24. What kind of bread do snowmen prefer?
Cold cuts!
25. What does Frosty love to wrestle with?
The winter blues!
26. What happens when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?
You get a snowstorm!
27. Why was the snowman so fashionable?
He always had frosted tips!
28. How do you describe a rich snowman?
Feet of ice!
29. Where do snowmen borrow cash when they’re broke?
The snowbank!
30. What do you call a snowman’s retirement party?
A “thaw-abang!”
31. Why didn’t the snowman ask anyone on a date?
He was too cool for romance.
32. What is Frosty’s favorite board game?
Chess (he always uses the white pieces)!
33. How do snowmen learn new tricks?
They always practice snowboard-ing.
34. How do snowflakes travel abroad?
On “sleighs!”
35. What does a snowman say to a rainstorm?
“Stop washing me out!”
36. What are the safest months for snowmen to travel?
December through Feb-brrr-uary!
37. How do snowmen manage their calendars?
With a snowboard app!
38. What do reindeers chat about with snowmen?
Upcoming sleigh schedule and reindeer-puns.
39. What happens when snowmen start a band?
They get really Frosty around each other.
40. Why did the snowman open a restaurant?
To serve “cold” cuisine!
41. Why is a snowman like an investment?
Because everyone knows they’ll eventually yield a meltdown.
42. How does the snowman watch his favorite TV shows?
With coldtails and flick–Netfrost!
43. What’s a snowman’s favorite candy?
Frozen yogurt drops!
44. How do penguins communicate with snowmen?
They use the cold shoulder (and ice messaging).
45. Why was the snowplow hired as a stand-up comedian?
Because it always nailed the “drive-vy” humor.
46. How does a snowman save on electricity?
He runs his freezer less.
47. Why are snowmen great at sports?
Because they ice out the competition.
48. Where do snowmen live?
In igloo-vation units!
49. How did the snowman win the lottery?
He had all the frost-tunes!
50. Why don’t snowmen like fast food?
They like things chilled, not grilled!
51. How do snowmen achieve their New Year’s resolutions?
They’re very goal-oriented and tend to snowball their success.
52. What’s a snowman’s dream vacation spot?
The North Pole—it’s frosty fresh there!
53. Why did the snowman become a gardener?
He wanted more “grow-cery” savings!
54. What’s a snowman’s funniest feature?
Their “frosted” smile!
55. What kind of math do snowmen like?
Coolculus!
56. How did the snowman propose to his snowwoman?
With an ice diamond, of course!
57. Where do snowmen keep their money?
In “savings glacés.”
58. What’s a snowman’s least favorite drink?
Carrot juice—it’s a little on the nose.
59. Why is the snowman such a reliable friend?
Because he never flakes on you.
60. Why did the snowman get a promotion?
He was the coolest employee in the company!
61. How did the snowball fight end peacefully?
They decided to “chill” out.
62. What’s better than one snowman joke?
A snowball effect of them!
63. What kind of insurance do snowmen need?
Snow-way-out coverage!
64. Why are snowmen talented artists?
They know how to brush up on the frosty details!
65. What do you call a party of snowmen?
A snowcial gathering!
66. How do snowmen prank each other?
With cold-blooded tricks.
67. What’s a snowman’s favorite type of book?
Biographies on famous icebergs.
68. Where do lazy snowmen shop?
The Frost Food Market.
69. Why did the snowman join the circus?
For the big top sleigh-tankers!
70. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a baker?
Frosting!
71. How do you compliment a snowman?
Tell them they’re “ice-ceptional!”
72. Why did the snowman give up on hot chocolate?
It was too “melt-down-y” for his tastes.
73. What kind of homework do snowmen do?
They study the snow-logy!
74. What kind of dog do snowmen love the most?
A sledding husky!
75. Why do some snowmen avoid snow-blowers?
They prefer natural “wind chill.”
76. What’s a snowman’s least favorite subject?
Global warmth analysis.
77. What did the snowman say after winning a hotdog eating contest?
“I’m snow full!”
78. How do snowmen stay connected?
With Cool-Fi.
79. What’s a snowman’s favorite type of pet?
A snow-shoe rabbit.
80. Why are snowmen comedians such a hit?
Because they deliver their punchlines ice-cold!
81. How do snowmen keep their food fresh?
They store it in a snow-lar powered freezer.
82. Why was the snowman a terrible singer?
His voice was a bit frosty around the edges.
83. How did the snowman keep track of snowball fights?
With an ice calendar!
84. What do snowmen use to fix their melted parts?
They bring in an ice-ician.
85. How do snowmen end their emails?
With a frosty regards!
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