Fasting can be challenging, but that doesn’t mean you can’t laugh through it! Humor is the perfect companion to the hunger pangs and countdown to sundown, so why not fill that void with a little laughter? Whether you’re doing intermittent fasting, observing Ramadan, or simply embarking on a personal fast, these jokes will keep your spirits high until the time to eat rolls around.
Fun fact: Did you know that dopamine (yep, the “feel-good” chemical) increases when you laugh, making the hunger just a little less unbearable? So, let’s keep those fasting jokes coming and chuckle your way through to your next meal!
Get ready to laugh—and try not to snort when your stomach grumbles! We’ve cooked up fasting jokes that are light, low-calorie, and guaranteed to keep you entertained till sundown or your next bite!
Table of the Funniest Fasting Jokes
1. Why did the fast runner quit fasting?
Because he couldn’t finish fast enough!
2. What do you call a fasting math teacher?
A hungry number cruncher.
3. Why don’t vampires fast?
They can’t handle the “stake” of missing a meal.
4. How do you make fasting easier?
By chewing on some good jokes!
5. Why did the skeleton fast?
He didn’t have the guts to eat.
6. What do you get when you cross a food lover with fasting?
A lot of hangry puns.
7. Why did the superhero fast?
Because with great power comes great fasting ability.
8. What did the stomach say during fasting?
“Is this a hunger strike or are we just taking a break?”
9. What’s a fasting monster’s favorite snack?
A fast food restaurant.
10. Why do chickens not fast?
Because they’re too “peck”-ish!
11. What’s the hardest part of fasting?
Choosing between staying hungry or breaking the fridge.
12. Why don’t breadsticks fast?
They crumble under pressure.
13. How do chefs handle fasting?
They whisk it off.
14. What pastry fasted for the first time?
A baby croissant.
15. What do you say when you’re fasting and someone offers you food?
“Sorry, this is a fast situation!”
16. What does a fasting cat say?
“Meow do you expect me to go all day without food?”
17. Why did the dessert start fasting?
Because it didn’t want to be pie-ous anymore.
18. How do bugs handle fasting?
They fast for a little, then take a short “buzz” break.
19. What does a sharp fasting knife say?
“I’m just cutting calories.”
20. Why did Dracula hate fasting?
He just couldn’t figure out how to drink blood at sundown.
21. What happens when a bear fasts?
He gets teri-bear-ly grumpy.
22. How do you survive fasting during a road trip?
By taking pit stops at Jokeville.
23. What kind of car loves fasting?
A fastback!
24. Why did the vegan dread fasting?
No one wanted to tofu-r the questions.
25. Why shouldn’t you trust your fridge during fasting?
Because it’s always sneaking food behind your back.
26. Why is fasting good for introverts?
Less small talk about food!
27. What did the lemon say during fasting?
“This fast is a bit tangier than I thought.”
28. Why did the baker avoid fasting at all costs?
He didn’t want his dough to rise without him!
29. Why are vampires bad at fasting?
Because they suck at it!
30. What’s a magician’s favorite part of fasting?
Making the food disappear—eventually.
31. How do you know you’re really fasting?
When you start daydreaming about salad.
32. Why did the coffee fast?
It needed a brew-break.
33. What did the pizza say after fasting?
“I’ve never crusted the process so much!”
34. What did the olive say mid-fast?
“I can’t ‘pasta’ through this anymore!”
35. Why do comedians love fasting?
Because they always know how to break the fast with laughter.
36. Why don’t fish fast?
They’re hooked on frequent snacks!
37. What did the tortilla say after fasting?
“I’m finally ready to roll.”
38. Why is fasting like a good joke?
It always has a punchline—usually dinner.
39. What did the astronaut say during fasting?
“Houston, we have a hunger problem.”
40. Why can’t you trust stairs during fasting?
Because they’re always up to something… especially near dinner.
41. What do you call a fasting carousel?
A hunger roundabout.
42. Why did the cow skip fasting?
It was just grazing by.
43. What did the microwave say to the faster?
“Don’t worry, I’ll beep when it’s time!”
44. Why did the egg refuse to fast?
“My shell’s already cracking under the pressure!”
45. How do athletes deal with fasting?
With a lot of “running” thoughts about food.
46. What do clouds do when they fast?
They wait patiently for a rain check.
47. How does bread cope during fasting?
It ryes to just stay calm.
48. Why did the robot fast?
Because its batteries ran out of juice!
49. What do fasting photographers eat?
Raw images.
50. Why was the calendar upset during fasting?
Too many days circled in hunger.
51. How did the farmer feel about fasting?
He knew he had to plow through.
52. What do birds do during fasting?
Tweet about their complaints.
53. What happens when a vampire fasts too long?
He gets a little batty.
54. Why can’t musicians fast?
They’re always “tuning” in to snack time.
55. What kind of workout do people fasting prefer?
Light “snack-tivities.”
56. What’s the first rule of fasting?
Avoid food fights at all costs.
57. What do you call a fasting sloth?
A slow-burn.
58. What did the taco say during fasting?
I’m shell-shocked we have to wait for food!
59. Why did the salad stop fasting?
It thought it was being “leafed” out.
60. What’s a cookie’s fasting strategy?
Secret snack stashes.
61. What’s the funniest part of fasting?
The fact that everything is funnier when you’re starving.
62. Why don’t mountains fast?
They’re too steeped in tradition… of snacking.
63. What do oranges say during fasting?
“Not to get too ‘pulp’-litical, but I’m starving!”
64. Why don’t clocks fast?
Because they always tick by snack time.
65. What do astronauts do during fasting?
Count down… in more ways than one!
66. What did the apple say while fasting?
“I’m ready to core it out.”
67. Why do raccoons excel at fasting?
They’re professional scavengers—always looking to snack later.
68. What do pancakes do when fasting?
They really “stack” up the hunger.
69. Why did the water bottle give up fasting?
It didn’t want to crack under pressure.
70. What’s worse than fasting?
Your fridge giving you the cold shoulder.
71. What do clouds worry about when fasting?
Rain-checks on meals.
72. Why was the apple upset after fasting?
‘Cause it fell out of the hunger tree.
73. What’s the best snack after fasting?
Anything that doesn’t run away first!
74. Why don’t owls fast?
They hate “whodunits” of empty plates!
75. What do fast-athletes eat after fasting?
A sprint of snacks and a dash of dinner.
76. How do stars fast?
They keep shining but wait for their solar meal.
77. Why don’t guitars fast?
They always need to “pick” something.
78. What happens when a TV fasts?
It loses its appetite for reality shows.
79. Why was the milk fasting?
Because it wanted to wait until the cream of the crop.
80. What does a moon say during fasting?
“I’m waxing, but my appetite is waning.”
81. Why was the drum set afraid to fast?
It was worried it’d miss the b-beat!
82. What happens when you fast for too long during winter?
You turn into a chill-eating machine!
Wrapping up the laughs until breaking the fast
There you have it—fasting jokes to tide you over until your next meal! Whether you’re hanging around the kitchen staring at the clock or distracting yourself until sundown, these jokes are perfect for keeping the mood light and your spirits high.
If you found these as belly-laugh-inducing as a full-course meal, share the laughter with your friends, family, or anyone who could use a good chuckle during their fast! Bookmark jokeandpun.com for daily doses of giggles, gags, and puns to keep you laughing out loud. And don’t worry, it’s calorie-free entertainment!
