Who knew that car puns could be so electrifyingly funny? Especially when your comedy vehicle is none other than that icon of green motoring, Tesla Motors.
Today, we’ve collected 40 direct current (DC) Tesla puns that will have you generating plenty of laughs with everyone you share them with.
Boost your humor level to MAX with these colorful, electrically powered jokes. Buckle up, it’s going to be a hilariously high-voltage ride!
Get a Charge out of These 40 Tesla Puns
1. Why do Tesla cars have the best jokes?
Because their humor is always electric!
2. How do Tesla cars like their coffee?
Like their cars – eco-friendly and fully charged!
3. Why was the Tesla car proud at the family reunion?
Because it was fully revved up!
4. What do Tesla cars do after a breakup?
They AC-celerate away from their DC-comfort zone.
5. Why did the Tesla become a politician?
It wanted to run an energy-efficient campaign!
6. Why don’t Tesla cars hold grudges?
They prefer to recharge and let things go.
7. How do you know if your Tesla is an introvert?
When instead of honking, it just recharges in silence.
8. Why do Tesla owners make good friends?
Because they always provide a positive charge!
9. What’s a Tesla car’s favorite genre of music?
AC/DC, of course.
10. What do you call a Tesla that’s been totaled?
A wreck-Tesla-fied disaster!
11. Why won’t Teslas ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when you’re always electrifyingly outstanding!
12. What did the Tesla say to its sweetheart?
“You spark up my life in a way no one else can!”
13. Why can’t Tesla cars play football?
They always want to charge the battery instead of the opponent!
14. How do Tesla cars maintain their ego?
By always keeping their self-drive mode on.
15. What do you get a Tesla for its birthday?
An electron cake.
16. Why did the Tesla go to therapy?
It had too many shocks in life.
17. What did the baby Tesla call its father?
“Watt’s up, dad?”
18. What’s a Tesla’s favorite planet?
It’s Mars, thanks to SpaceX.
19. How do Teslas greet each other?
“Hey, watt’s up?”
20. Why did the Tesla couch potato move?
To get a recharge.
21. What’s a Tesla’s preferred mode of communication?
Though spark notes!
22. What’s a Tesla’s favorite day of the week?
Sundays, due to maximum solar charging!
23. What did the Tesla say to the gas-guzzling SUV?
“You are being oHm-y-nous!”
24. What did the scientist say to the Tesla?
“I sense chemistry. Let’s form a circuit.”
25. Why did the Tesla refuse to eat?
There was no charging station nearby.
26. What makes a Tesla nervous?
Low battery notifications!
27. How do Tesla cars throw a rave?
They light up the room with their energy!
28. Why did the Tesla visit the moon?
Because it had all the space it needed to charge!
29. Why was the Tesla feeling down?
Last night’s power outage drained all its energy.
30. What’s a Tesla car’s favorite movie?
“Charge of the Light Brigade”
31. What did the Tesla say when it came first at the race?
“I did it re-volt-ingly well!”
32. Where do Tesla cars like to meditate?
In the ohmmmm-mosphere.
33. What was the Tesla’s New Year’s resolution?
To always stay positive and charged.
34. Why did the Tesla break up with its partner?
There were too many sparks flying around.
35. What’s a Tesla’s favorite type of dance?
The electric slide.
36. What do you call a Tesla meetup?
A spark-ling gathering.
37. How do Tesla cars make a decision?
They just weigh the pros and “volts.”
38. What do all Tesla cars dream about?
A world where energy is positively unstoppable.
39. What did the Tesla say to the fuel car at their date?
“I see sparks flying between us.”
40. What do Tesla cars say when they are excited?
“This is re-volt-ing!”
41. What is Tesla’s favorite holiday destination?
Cybertron.
42. Why did Tesla never run out of jokes?
Because it’s “automous.”
Unlatch Your Inner Comedian with These Tesla Puns
Like the U.S presidential election, our Tesla puns can overpromise, but that’s our roster of Tesla puns designed to spark joy, laughter, and positivity.With these puns loaded in your comedic arsenal, you’re sure to light up any room or conversation.
So, go activate that humor mode and maybe even tempt someone else with a sense of humor a-charge. Remember to bookmark this page and rev-visit us for another blast of energy and laughs. More power to your sense of humor and drive safe!
