In a show of pure democracy, much like the upcoming 2024 U.S. presidential elections and the 2024 India elections, Singapore conducts its General Elections every five years. Although the hustle of election campaigning and the hullabaloo it creates can occupy a lot of the citizens’ mental space, we thought we’d lighten the mood a bit.
Get ready to cast your votes, folks! Here are the funniest 2025 Singapore elections jokes to spice up your political debates that even the country’s famously strict government might find hard to resist.
Table of 2025 Singapore Elections Jokes
1. Why don’t Singapore political parties campaign in the zoo?
Because animals are wise enough not to play politics!
2. What do you call an honest Singapore politician in the 2025 Singapore elections?
An unconfirmed rumour!
3. Why did the MP start a bakery?
Because he was great at cooking up policies and serving them hot!
4. Why did the Singapore candidate deliver his speech at the peak hours in the MRT?
Because he wanted to conduct a ‘train’-ing session!
5. Why did the Singapore politician take up gardening?
To demonstrate his ability to ‘grow’ the economy.
6. Why did the Singapore politician go to the hawker centre?
To prove that he could handle the ‘heat’ of the campaign!
7. What’s a Singapore politician’s favourite type of music?
Anything, as long as they can ‘swing’ votes!
8. Why did Singapore politicians feel embarrassed at the bakery?
Because they were pie-say (paiseh).
(Explanation: “Paiseh” means embarrassed or sorry in Hokkien, cleverly linked to “pies” to suggest awkwardness in a setting surrounded by pies, enhancing the pun.)
9. What happens when a Singapore politician takes up painting?
Every portrait is a ‘cover-up’!
10. Why did the Singapore politician go to a comedy club?
To work on his ‘election campaign punch lines’!
11. What is every Singaporean politician’s nightmare?
A ‘no campaign day’!
12. What is an undecided voter’s favourite fruit?
‘Flip-flop’ jackfruit!
13. What’s the most common political party at Singapore Prisons?
Jailbirds Party.
14. Why did the Singapore politician keep a cat?
He wanted to show he could ‘purr’-suade anyone!
15. How does a Singapore politician make his coffee?
With heavy ‘campaign’-amel!
16. Why are Singapore politicians like diapers?
Both should be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
17. Why are Singapore political debates the best television shows?
Because they offer the most ‘real’ drama!
18. What’s a Singapore politician’s favourite TV show?
“Game of Votes”!
19. Why do Singapore politicians make poor comedians?
Because they can’t deliver their ‘punch’ lines!
20. How much postage do you need to mail a Singapore politician?
None, they always return to sender!
21. How was the Singapore parliament like an ancient castle?
Because it was filled with ‘courting’ and backstabbing!
22. Why do MPs never play football?
Because it’s tough to handle ‘tackles’ on and off the field!
23. Why don’t Singapore politicians make good carpenters?
Too much dealing with ‘cabinet’ reshuffling!
24. Why don’t Singapore politicians make good chefs?
Their recipes are always full of ‘secrets’!
25. Why do Singapore politicians need yoga?
To stay ‘balanced’ during heated debates!
26. Why do Singapore politicians excel at magic shows?
‘Make-believe’ is their second nature.
27. What do you call a nervous Singaporean politician?
A Nervous NMP (Nominated Member of Parliament).
28. Why do Singapore politicians make terrible beauticians?
Their cover-ups never look natural!
29. Why did the Singapore politician open a nightclub?
He knew the power of ‘electronic’ dance music.
30. What do you call a dancing candidate at the nomination centre?
Democratic Dance Off!
31. Why don’t Singapore political parties campaign in coffee shops?
Because it’s kopi-DIAM!
(Explanation: “Kopi” is Malay for coffee and a common drink order in Singapore, while “diam” means quiet. The joke suggests political parties don’t campaign there to keep it quiet, playing on the dual meaning.)
32. How did the general elections reveal the next Prime Minister of Singapore is from the PAP?
Because Lawrence WONg!
(Explanation: Plays on the name of a prominent politician, Lawrence Wong, with “WON” emphasizing winning an election.)
33. How long has Lee Hsien Loong been the Prime Minister of Singapore?
We don’t know, but it sure has been Loong!
(Explanation: Uses the surname “Loong” to humorously refer to the length of his tenure.)
34. Why do Singapore political parties hate palm trees?
Because they’re suay.
(Explanation: “Suay” means unlucky or bad luck in Hokkien, a pun on how “palm” sounds similar to “pahm,” a colloquial pronunciation of “bad.”)
35. What should you study if you want to become a Singapore politician?
Study lor (law).
(Explanation: “Lor” is a Singlish particle that can emphasize the obvious or expected, jokingly suggesting that studying law is an expected path.)
36. What’s a Singapore politician’s favorite drink?
Stylo Milo.
(Explanation: “Stylo” suggests style, combining it with Milo, a popular chocolate malt drink in Singapore.)
37. Why do Singapore politicians make bad goalkeepers?
Because they catch no ball.
(Explanation: A play on the phrase “catch no ball,” Singlish for not understanding or missing the point, humorously suggesting they can’t catch soccer balls either.)
38. Where does a Singapore politician like to hang out?
Lay-park (Lepak).
(Explanation: “Lepak” is Malay for chilling out or relaxing, humorously suggesting that politicians relax in parks, with a pun on the phrase “lay park.”)
39. Why did the MP throw up after having breakfast with the residents?
Because he just ate one ton noodle (wanton mee).
(Explanation: A pun on “wanton mee,” a popular noodle dish, sounding like “one ton,” implying a massive, overwhelming quantity.)
40. Which area in Singapore is the safest for politicians to campaign in?
Havelock.
(Explanation: This joke plays on the name “Havelock,” which can be humorously interpreted as “have lock,” implying that it’s a secure or ‘locked’ place, making it safe.)
41. Why is the Prime Minister the most relaxed person in parliament?
Because he only works in the P.M.
To Make our 2025 Singapore elections Jokes Count
The 2025 Singapore elections jokes are your companion to keep the laughter momentum going amid the tough election warfares! Humour is the best way to lighten the atmosphere, and these puns might just be the right ingredient for that.
Remember, our politicians might change, but let’s keep these puns constant! If you happen to crack a chuckle reading them, don’t resist the urge to share them in your social circles. After all, votes might divide us, but laughter has the power to unite us all!
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