King Kong, Godzilla, Transformers – they may be titans of the screen, but they’re not immune to the power of a good pun. Whether you’re a fan of giant apes, skyscraper-sized lizards, or shape-shifting robots, these King Kong puns are sure to leave you roaring with laughter.
So, get ready to beat your chest and unleash your inner comedian with these King Kong puns that are anything but bananas!
Table of the Best King Kong Puns
1. What does King Kong wear to dinner parties?
His King Kong-sized tuxedo – you can’t beat a giant in style!
2. Why did King Kong attend therapy?
He was dealing with major abandonment issues – everyone just goes ‘ape’ when they see him!
3. What did King Kong say when he saw the beautiful woman?
“I’m going bananas for you!”
4. How does King Kong make his coffee?
He uses a perco-later – Da-brew is in the details, after all!
5. What pet does King Kong keep in his wallet?
A ‘monkey’ – it’s all about savings at that height!
6. Why hasn’t King Kong ever lost a game of golf?
Because he always plays the long game, it’s all in the long ‘swing’!
7. What’s King Kong’s favorite music band?
The Monkees – he has an apricot way of choosing melodies!
8. Why was King Kong sitting on the clock?
He wanted to be on ‘prime primate’ time, you can’t monkey around with his schedule!
9. What did King Kong say when he crushed a city?
“I’m just letting off a bit of steam!”
10. What’s the difference between King Kong and a locomotive?
One’s king of the jungle, the other’s a ‘train’ in the neck!
11. How can you tell King Kong has been using your computer?
Because everything is still ‘hanging’!
12. What does King Kong do when he’s stressed?
Goes bananas and uses a s-‘ape’ bath bomb!
13. What type of key won’t unlock any doors?
A ‘monkey’ – even if it’s King Kong’s!
14. What does King Kong call his workout?
An ‘ape-solutely’ crushing exercise regimen!
15. What is King Kong’s favorite part of a joke?
The punch’ling’ line, all jokes aside!
16. What’s King Kong’s favorite city?
Apelanta – It’s ‘gorilla-geous’ indeed!
17. What do you call a King Kong that can play the piano?
A ‘gorilla-cioso’, no note-ing around!
18. Why does King Kong like school?
Because he’s a ‘hairy-tic scholar’, raw intellect!
19. How do you apologize to King Kong?
You say, “I’m ‘ape-ologetic’, would you ‘peel’ better now?”
20. What’s King Kong’s winter warning?
Beware! ‘Ape*icicle*’ weather ahead!
21. How does King Kong like his bananas?
‘Cr-ape’! It’s a-peeling to his taste buds!
22. Why was King Kong upset at the restaurant?
They didn’t have his favorite – ‘Gorill-a la carte’!
23. What makes King Kong ‘roar’ with laughter?
A jungle full of good puns!
24. Why does King Kong use social media?
To post his ‘ape-tures’ and get ‘like-s’, it’s a-tope!
25. What’s King Kong’s diet secret?
He only eats ‘banan-*calories*’, light and bright!
Swing with Laughter to Share These King Kong Puns!
Who knew King Kong had such a great sense of humor? We hope these puns made you laugh out loud, perhaps even enough to beat your chest! If you enjoyed reading these, don’t forget to bookmark our site. We have lots of other great puns and jokes to tickle your funny bone.
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