On April Fools’ Day, people all around the world look forward to the hysterical hoaxes, delightful deceptions, and relentless ribbing that marks this day of jocularity. Keeping this spirit in mind, there’s nothing like a perfect pun to get the giggles going! So, whether you are a veteran punster or an aspiring joke avatar, brace yourself.
These April Fools’ Day puns are not for the faint-hearted. Get ready to laugh, groan, and pass on these crackerjack jests to add some fun to this mischievous day!
Table of the Best April Fools’ Day Puns
1. Why don’t people play pranks in the jungle?
Because the chances of pulling a con-go pretty high!
2. How did the jester get through school?
By pulling a lot of pranks-tical jokes!
3. Why did the April Fools’ day prank go to jail?
It was framed!
4. Which room is impossible to enter on April Fools’ Day?
The mushroom, because there’s not much room!
5. Why was the cat frightened on April Fools’ Day?
It was a ‘purr-ticular’ victim of ‘purr-vasive’ pranks!
6. What’s a spicy prank called?
A jala-prank-o!
7. What did the April Fools’ Day prank say to its victim?
You’ve been ‘pun’-ctured!
8. Why do tricksters love the garden?
Because they ‘plant‘ all their jokes there!
9. What’s the hardest part about a joke on April Fools’?
Trying to keep a ‘straight face’ when everyone else is a ‘comic’ strip!
10. What do you call twins playing pranks?
Double trouble!
11. Why was the joke book good at basketball?
It always had a great ‘slam pun’!
12. What did the joke say to the April Fools’ Day?
April is the ‘pun-liest’ day of the year!
13. Why was the math book sad on April Fools’ Day?
It had too many ‘problems’ to work out a prank!
14. What’s a gym instructor’s favorite exercise on April Fools’ Day?
Pull-ups… on your leg!
15. What do you call a cat on April Fools’ Day?
A prankster with ‘claws’!
16. What’s a ghost’s favorite day?
April ‘Ghouls’ Day!
17. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg” on April Fools’ Day?
Because they are bound to be in a cast anyway!
18. What do you get if you cross April Fools’ Day with Halloween?
Prank or Treat!
19. Why did the bicycle fall over on April Fools’ Day?
Because it was ‘two-tired’ for pranks!
20. What do you call a sleeping bull on April Fools’ Day?
A bulldozer in prank mode!
21. What do you call a magician on April Fools’ Day?
A trickster!
22. Why was the body builder so tired on April Fools’ Day?
Because he kept getting “planked”!
23. What’s the best way to send a letter on April Fools’ Day?
By ‘joke-mail’!
24. Why did the cookie go to the doctor on April Fools’ Day?
It felt crumby after a prank!
25. How do you catch a squirrel on April Fools’ Day?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
26. Why did the smartphone feel silly on April Fools’ Day?
Because it was full of ‘apps’urd jokes!
27. What did one wall say to the other on April Fools’ Day?
I’ll meet you at the corner for a prank!
28. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on April Fools’ Day?
Because they make up everything, especially pranks!
29. Why did the ghost play pranks on April Fools’ Day?
It wanted to lift everyone’s spirits!
30. What’s the good thing about these 30 April Fools’ Day puns?
They are no joke!
A Parting ‘Pun-ch’ and an Invitation!
Hope you found these April Fools’ Day puns irrepressibly amusing, or at least eliciting a chuckle or two! If they served as comedic fodder for your day, then our job here is done; and if you could bear the ‘pun’-ishment, then you are truly one of us! Let the prankster in you shine today and remember to share the fun.
After all, sharing laughter is one of the best feelings in the world. So, pass on the provider of your giggles, jokeandpun.com, to those who might need a hearty laugh! And while you’re at it, don’t forget to bookmark us. Stay punny, people!
