If you’re a fan of the popular anime, Naruto, and have a knack for a good pun or an irresistible love for a bad one, this is the place for you.
Anime and comic humor have this way of sinking into the crevices of your brain, bringing unexpected chuckles at the most random of moments.
Ready to unleash your inner anime fan? These Naruto puns are sure to make you laugh harder than a Gomu Gomu no Mi punch (that’s a One Piece reference, for the newbies!), or leave you wondering if you’ve become Saitama from One-Punch Man. But don’t worry, even Doraemon couldn’t resist these jokes, and Hello Kitty and Pikachu would definitely approve of their cuteness factor.
With no further ado, immerse in these Naruto puns that would make even Kakashi without his sharingan eye see the funnier side of life.
Best Naruto Puns to Make You Laugh Like Tobi at a Puppet Show
1. Why did Naruto cross the road?
Because that’s where the ramen shop was!
2. What did Sakura say when she saw Sasuke’s new haircut?
“You Chidori-dn’t go with a new style?”
3. What does Naruto say when he’s about to leave for a mission?
“I’m Ramen!”
4. What’s Naruto’s favorite drink?
“Sasuk-tea!”
5. What is Sasuke’s dentistry slogan?
“No cavity is beyond the reach of my Sharingan!”
6. What’s Ino’s favorite game?
“Pig-tails and ladders.”
7. Why did Jiraya stop writing?
Because he had bad writer’s Sharingan.
8. Why doesn’t Hinata never play hide and seek with Naruto?
Because she always falls for his Shadow Clone jutsu.
9. What does Naruto call a bad hair day?
A Naruto Shippu-hair-den.
10. Why was Shino always elected team captain in games?
Because he always bugs the opponent until he wins.
11. What happened when Choji got hangry?
He laid a “Fist of Expansion” on the snack drawer.
12. Why did Kakashi bring a ladder to the fight?
He wanted to get to new heights with his Raikiri.
13. Why does Gaara never lose at poker?
He always has a sand ace up his sleeve.
14. What’s Itachi’s favorite device?
His Sharingan-droid.
15. Why does Naruto never write on the wall?
Because Deidara said it’s “not the bomb.”
16. Why did Sakura take music lessons?
She wanted to master the art of “music-no-jutsu”.
17. What’s Neji’s favorite genre of music?
Hyuga-n-roll!
18. Why did Sai paint a fridge?
He wanted to make a “cool” impression.
19. What does Lee drink when he’s thirsty?
Rock-Lee-monade.
20. Why does Orochimaru hate parties?
Because he can’t stand all the “hiss-teria.”
21. Why didn’t the two Jonin fight?
They didn’t want to Shika-go at each other.
22. Why did Hidan get a timeout?
He wouldn’t stop Jashin around.
23. How does Kiba cheer himself up?
He has some Akamaru-nade.
24. What do you call a chatty Uchiha?
A Discuss-ke.
25. Why is Kakashi always calm?
He always keeps his “eye on the situation.”
26. What’s Shikamaru’s favorite snack?
A “lay-z.”
27. Why doesn’t Naruto use a toaster?
He prefers his bread “toast-no-jutsu.”
28. What do you call a failed mission by the Akatsuki?
A Pain-staking disaster.
29. What’s Tenten’s favorite dining cutlery?
A Ten-spoon.
30. Where do shinobi get their news?
From the “Kunoichi Chronicle!”
31. What’s Tobirama’s favorite ice cream flavor?
Wata-gelato.
32. Why is Yamato always on time?
He wood never be late!
33. What’s Tsunade’s secret to staying young?
Age-no-jutsu!
34. Why did Naruto go to the bakery?
To get his daily dose of “bake-no-jutsu.”
35. Why is Sharingan not a good party trick?
Because it’s an eyesore!
36. Why did Naruto fail his math test?
Because he couldn’t count his clones properly!
37. Why event is Naruto banned from?
The Olympics Games. Because he kept doing the Naruto Run, and nobody could figure out if he was competing or just trying to catch a bus!
Ready for a Comic Bomb?
Well, we hope these Naruto puns brought out a few laughs. The colorful characters from the Naruto series provide a fertile ground for comedic gems. These puns are like the ninja tools in your humor arsenal, ready to spread giggles whenever deployed. So, don’t just summon a toad, summon a laugh. Share these hilarious Naruto puns with your friends, and remember, laughter is the best jutsu!
Secure your spot at the top of the Hokage comedy pedestal and generously shower these jokes on unsuspecting friends and family.
Playing pranks or cracking jokes, Naruto and his mates ever fail to intensify the charm of this gloriously vibrant series. Until another laughter mission, stay happy and keep the Naruto humor alive!
