Who says Maine doesn’t have humor? From lobsters to lighthouses and moose to Mainer lifts, let’s dig into the hilarity that lives in the Pine Tree State. If you’re anywhere in the world and want a healthy dose of good, clean, Maine humor, you’re in for a treat!
Table of the Best Maine Jokes
1. Why did the Maine lobster go vegan?
Because he heard he might get in hot water otherwise!
2. How do Mainers cure their summertime sadness?
By a prescription of Vitamin Sea!
3. What do you call a Mainer who hates winter?
An out-of-stater!
4. Why did the ghost apply for a job at the lighthouse?
He heard Maine was the best place to get a lot of boo-tiful light!
5. What’s a Mainer’s favorite type of math?
“Sum-mer!” Because it means beach season is here.
6. Why did the Maine corn refuse to hang out with the beans?
Because beans didn’t a-maize him!
7. What do you say to a Mainer who’s shaded under a pine tree?
“Stay spruce, my friend!”
8. How do Maine black bears start a conversation?
“I can’t bear to be without acorns, can you?”
9. Why can’t you surprise a Mainer?
Because they can always ‘hear the sea’ coming!
10. Why is it easy to commit to a Maine Fall?
Because it’s ‘leaf’ at first sight!
11. Why were the Maine clams acting shady?
Because they didn’t want to be steamed in a pot and had to clam up!
12. What does a Mainer call an everyday view?
“Breathtaking”
13. Why don’t Maine lobsters share?
Because they’re a bit shellfish!
14. Why did the moose cross the road?
Because it was the Maine street!
15. What do you call a country bumpkin from Portland?
A Maine attraction!
The remaining jokes or puns follow this light-hearted, witty, and playful approach of poking fun at Maine’s habits and culture. From lobsters to lighthouses and moose to Mainer jokes, we’ve got you covered.
16. Why did the Maine fisherman bring a pencil to the dock?
To draw in the line!
17. Why do lobsters never get fat in Maine?
Because they’re always working out in the lobster trap!
18. Why did the scarecrow go to college in Maine?
To brush up on his “field” studies!
19. What do you call a Maine cow on a trampoline?
A milkshake!
20. Why did the blueberry start a fight in Maine?
Because it was feeling a little blue!
21. What’s a Mainer’s favorite kind of music?
Rock and lobster roll!
22. Why did the Maine seagull become a comedian?
Because he had the best “sea-sense” of humor!
23. Why don’t Mainers ever get lost in the woods?
Because they always follow the “root”!
24. How do Mainers keep their houses so clean?
They use plenty of “clam-up”!
25. Why was the Maine ice cream shop so popular?
Because they had the coolest scoops!
26. What do you call a lazy lobster in Maine?
A couch pincer!
27. Why did the Maine fisherman start a band?
Because he was great with “bass” lines!
28. What do you call a Maine moose that loves to dance?
A disco-ver!
29. Why did the Maine lighthouse apply for a job?
It wanted to be a “guiding light” in the community!
30. What’s a Mainer’s favorite vegetable?
The sea cucumber!
Well, no one said Maine humor was always purr-fect!
From Maine coon cat jokes, clever wordplays involving Maine’s famous foods and notorious weather to charming puns, the last 15 of the 30 Maine jokes continue to showcase the quirks of this distinctive state.
Time to Pack Your Bags and Laugh All the Way to Maine
Thank you for joining us on this hysterical journey through 30 of the best Maine jokes and puns. It’s always a pleasure shedding light on the quirky humor of different places and we’re glad to have you as part of our journey.
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