Ever looked up at the night sky and thought, “why shouldn’t celestial bodies join the world of humor?” Why stop at Earth-based puns when interstellar jokes and ‘out-of-the-earth’ puns are just the thing to make you and your friends howl with laughter?
Prepare for a cosmic comedy show as we launch into the world of moon puns! With a perfect blend of clever wit and groan-worthy humor, these lunar laughs will transport you to the lighter side of the celestial sphere. We’ll even sprinkle in a few references to our red neighbor, Mars, and the twinkling stars for an extra dose of galactic giggles. So relax, loosen up, and get ready for rib-tickling hilarity that’s truly out of this world!
Super Fun Moon Fact: Did you know the moon is slowly drifting away from Earth at a rate of about 3.8 centimeters per year? That’s roughly the same speed as your fingernails grow!
Buckle up, space cadets, because here come 50 of the most hilarious moon puns that are guaranteed to make you howl at the moon (in laughter, of course)!
Table of the Best Moon Puns
1. Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
2. How does one organize a space party?
You planet!
3. How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
When it’s full!
4. What’s a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories!
5. Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The farmer had cold hands.
6. What does the solar system use to keep its pants up?
An asteroid belt!
7. Why was the moon looking red?
Sunburn.
8. Why is the moon bad at hide-n-seek?
Because it gets spotted right away!
9. What does the moon do when it becomes the butt of a joke?
It cracks up!
10. What do you call a clock on the moon?
A lunar-tick!
The laughs don’t stop here, we’ve got plenty more space-themed hilarity heading your way!
11. Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?
Because Mercury moved in!
12. Why don’t aliens visit our planet?
Terrible ratings. One star.
13. What do you call a spaceship that’s always getting lost?
An astro-not!
14. What did the moon say to the therapist?
“I’m just going through a phase.”
15. How do astronauts throw a party?
They rocket!
16. What did the moon bring to the party?
A space cake!
17. Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
18. What did Mars say to Saturn?
“Give me a ring sometime!”
19. Why did NASA plant a garden on the moon?
They wanted to start a budding relationship with the aliens!
20. How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He Apollogizes.
The next set of puns are for those who are not just fans of the moon, but the whole universe!
21. What’s a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Marsbar!
22. What do you call lunar gossip?
Starry-telling!
23. What’s a moon’s favourite song?
Fly me to the moon!
24. What did Saturn say to Jupiter after losing a game?
“I can’t planet anymore!”
25. How does a lunar wisecrack sound?
“Jupiterrific!”
26. Why did the Moon go to therapy?
It couldn’t handle all the phases.
27. Why don’t people tell secrets on the Moon?
Because it’s got too many craters!
28. What do you call a moon out of orbit?
A lunatic!
29. Why did the astronaut break up with the Moon?
It needed some space.
30. How do you know the Moon is a good comedian?
Because it’s always got everyone in splits!
31. What do you call a tired Moon?
A waning crescent.
32. Why don’t Moon rocks ever get lost?
Because they always follow the moonlight!
33. What’s the Moon’s favorite sport?
Eclipse jumping.
34. How does the Moon cut its hair?
Eclipse it!
35. Why did the man go to the Moon with a ladder?
To see if the Moon had steps!
36. What’s the Moon’s favorite type of music?
Space Rock.
37. Why did the Moon start a band?
It wanted to be a rock star.
38. Why was the Moon so good at basketball?
Because it had a lot of space to dunk!
39. What did the Moon say to the stars at the party?
“I’m just here to light up the night.”
40. Why don’t astronauts get angry on the Moon?
Because they can just space out!
41. Why did the Moon become a chef?
To try out some space-cakes.
42. What do you call a sleepy Moon?
A full moon ready to hit the bedrock.
43. Why was the Moon always invited to parties?
Because it knew how to orbit around the room.
44. Why don’t astronauts tell jokes in space?
Because it’s a no-gravity situation.
45. Why was the Moon feeling down?
It had too many dark sides.
46. How do you organize a moonlight dinner?
You planet in advance.
47. Why did the Moon go to school?
To get a little more space knowledge.
48. What’s the Moon’s favorite movie?
Apollo 13.
49. Why was the Moon a great musician?
Because it had a natural rhythm.
50. Why did the Moon open a bakery?
To make moon pies!
The remaining 25 puns are just as hilarious and celestial-themed. They might have you hitching a ride with the next spaceship just to share them with the extraterrestrials!
Time to Land Back on Earth
We have had a great laugh in the cosmos with these hilarious moon puns. We hope you have been thoroughly entertained by this quick dip into the world of astronomical hilarity. Now it’s your turn to play space jokesters. The sky’s not the limit (well, in this case it is!) when it comes to exploring humor.
So, why keep this fun to yourself? Share it with your friends, family, or the next person you see pointing at the moon! And remember to bookmark jokeandpun.com – your one stop shop for humor that’s truly out of this world!
