134 Scary Zombie Puns That Will Eat Your Brain (With Laughter)

Did you know that the fear of zombies is called kinemortophobia? But don’t worry, these zombie puns won’t bite… unless you count biting your tongue from laughing too hard!

If you’re hungry for some rib-tickling puns that will send shivers down your funny bone (and maybe make you crave brains), you’re in for a treat. We’ve rounded up the most entertaining zombie puns that will eat your brain—with laughter! Perfect for Halloween or any occasion where vampires and ghouls are involved, these puns are a no-brainer (pun intended).

So, get ready to be amused, astounded, and downright terrified (with mirth, of course) with our top-notch collection of zombie puns. We guarantee they’re the perfect remedy to cure any zombie-like state you find yourself in.

Graveyard Giggles

Dive into the depths of humor with these zombie puns straight from the graveyard. They’re sure to bring some life to your laughter!

1. Why did the zombie become an artist? He loved to draw… breath.
2. What’s a zombie’s favorite cereal? Rice Creepies.
3. How do zombies prefer to communicate? With dead letters.
4. Why do zombies make terrible secret agents? They’re always falling apart.
5. What do you call a zombie who writes music? A decomposer.
6. Why did the zombie become a gardener? He had a green thumb.
7. What’s a zombie’s favorite dessert? I-scream.
8. Why did the zombie go to school? To improve his deaducation.
9. How do zombies keep fit? They love dead-lifts.
10. What’s a zombie’s favorite part of the house? The living room.
11. Why did the zombie sit on a clock? He wanted to be on time.
12. What’s a zombie’s least favorite room? The living room.
13. How do zombies send emails? With ghost-mail.
14. Why did the zombie go to therapy? He had some dead-issues.
15. What’s a zombie’s favorite type of music? Dead metal.
16. How do zombies stay cool in the summer? With dead-conditioning.
17. Why did the zombie go to the circus? To see the freak show.
18. What’s a zombie’s favorite game? Dead and seek.
19. How do zombies take their coffee? With a scream of sugar.
20. Why don’t zombies eat fast food? They can’t catch it.
21. What’s a zombie’s favorite snack? Finger foods.
22. Why did the zombie break up with his girlfriend? She said he was dead to her.
23. How do zombies travel? By scareplane.
24. Why did the zombie join the band? He wanted to play some dead tunes.
25. What’s a zombie’s favorite type of pants? Dead-jeans.
26. How do zombies like their eggs? Brain-side up.
27. Why did the zombie start a blog? To share his dead-ventures.
28. What’s a zombie’s favorite holiday? Halloween, of course!
29. How do zombies throw a party? They raise the dead.
30. Why did the zombie go to the library? To check out some dead books.

Undead Chuckles

These undead chuckles are guaranteed to bring some life to your day. Perfect for any zombie enthusiast looking for a laugh.

31. What’s a zombie’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
32. Why did the zombie become a chef? He had a taste for brains.
33. How do zombies write their letters? In tombstone script.
34. Why did the zombie go to the beach? To catch some wails.
35. What’s a zombie’s favorite instrument? The dead drums.
36. How do zombies play sports? With dead determination.
37. Why did the zombie refuse to play poker? He kept losing his hands.
38. What’s a zombie’s favorite animal? A scarecrow.
39. How do zombies make decisions? They flip a dead-coin.
40. Why did the zombie start gardening? He wanted to grow some dead-flowers.
41. What’s a zombie’s favorite app? Instagram-mories.
42. How do zombies handle stress? They just dead-icate some time to relax.
43. Why did the zombie go to the party? He wanted to have a killer time.
44. What’s a zombie’s favorite exercise? Deadlifts.
45. How do zombies cook their food? In a crock-scream pot.
46. Why did the zombie go to the museum? To see the dead exhibits.
47. What’s a zombie’s favorite subject in school? Dead-ucation.
48. How do zombies keep in touch? They use dead-phones.
49. Why did the zombie go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit rotten.
50. What’s a zombie’s favorite candy? Gummy brains.
51. How do zombies relax? They enjoy some dead-time.
52. Why did the zombie get promoted? He had dead-ication.
53. What’s a zombie’s favorite type of book? Horror-ible tales.
54. How do zombies go on vacation? They take a fright.
55. Why did the zombie go to the bakery? He wanted some brain bread.
56. What’s a zombie’s favorite drink? A bloody Mary.
57. How do zombies stay warm? With dead-blankets.
58. Why did the zombie join the gym? To work on his dead-lifts.
59. What’s a zombie’s favorite TV show? The Walking Dead.
60. How do zombies stay organized? They use a dead-ly planner.

Rotten Humor

Rot your brain with laughter from these delightfully decayed zombie puns. They’re the perfect mix of spooky and funny!

61. Why did the zombie become a detective? He loved a good mystery meat.
62. What’s a zombie’s favorite movie? Night of the Living Dead.
63. How do zombies tell time? With a dead-watch.
64. Why did the zombie get a job at the morgue? It was a dead-end job.
65. What’s a zombie’s favorite flower? A dead-lion.
66. How do zombies clean their houses? With a dead-uster.
67. Why did the zombie go to the concert? To enjoy the dead music.
68. What’s a zombie’s favorite board game? Risk, because it’s deadly.
69. How do zombies stay hydrated? With a dead-drink.
70. Why did the zombie start a podcast? To share his dead-ly stories.
71. What’s a zombie’s favorite sandwich? A deadwich.
72. How do zombies stay in shape? They do dead-lifts.
73. Why did the zombie become a teacher? To teach dead languages.
74. What’s a zombie’s favorite playground game? Dead and seek.
75. How do zombies fix their problems? With a dead-icated approach.
76. Why did the zombie go to the spa? To relax and un-wind.
77. What’s a zombie’s favorite place to shop? The dead-mall.
78. How do zombies keep their clothes clean? With dead-tergent.
79. Why did the zombie become a mechanic? He loved working on dead cars.
80. What’s a zombie’s favorite pie? Pumpkin scream pie.
81. How do zombies keep cool? With a dead-fan.
82. Why did the zombie go to the bar? For some spirits.
83. What’s a zombie’s favorite game? Dead or Alive.
84. How do zombies decorate their homes? With dead-flowers.
85. Why did the zombie join the choir? He loved to sing dead notes.
86. What’s a zombie’s favorite mode of transportation? Dead-cars.
87. How do zombies celebrate birthdays? With dead-cakes.
88. Why did the zombie go to the forest? To get a breath of dead air.
89. What’s a zombie’s favorite fabric? Dead-im.
90. How do zombies stay stylish? With dead-ly fashion.

Funny Zombie Jokes

Get ready to laugh your brains out with these side-splitting zombie jokes. They’re guaranteed to be a scream!

91. Why don’t zombies use social media? They can’t handle the feed.
92. How did the zombie propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a dead ring.
93. What’s a zombie’s favorite game show? Wheel of Misfortune.
94. Why did the zombie go to the beach? He wanted to catch some rays… of the moon.
95. What’s a zombie’s favorite room in the house? The deadhouse.
96. How do zombies celebrate Christmas? With dead-oration.
97. Why did the zombie get a dog? For some loyal dead-ication.
98. What’s a zombie’s favorite app? Deadbook.
99. How do zombies prefer their drinks? On the rocks… tomb rocks.
100. Why did the zombie start a rock band? He wanted to make some dead-ly music.
101. What’s a zombie’s favorite video game? Dead by Daylight.
102. How do zombies prefer their steaks? Dead rare.
103. Why did the zombie go to the circus? To see the dead acts.
104. What’s a zombie’s favorite type of weather? Dead calm.
105. How do zombies take their coffee? Dead black.
106. Why did the zombie become a teacher? He wanted to share his dead knowledge.
107. What’s a zombie’s favorite type of bread? Dead bread.
108. How do zombies keep their lawns green? With dead fertilizer.
109. Why did the zombie go to the dentist? For a dead-checkup.
110. What’s a zombie’s favorite animal? A dead rabbit.
111. How do zombies play poker? They bluff… and eat the losers.
112. Why did the zombie get a new phone? His old one was dead.
113. What’s a zombie’s favorite card game? Dead solitaire.
114. How do zombies keep their skin fresh? Dead moisturizers.
115. Why did the zombie join the army? He wanted to serve his dead nation.
116. What’s a zombie’s favorite kind of music? Dead beats.
117. How do zombies keep their hair in place? Dead gel.
118. Why did the zombie become a poet? He loved dead-verse.
119. What’s a zombie’s favorite flavor? Dead licious.
120. How do zombies stay fit? Deadlifts and ghost runs.

Decomposed Comedy

These decomposed puns will have you in stitches with their cleverly decayed humor. Perfect for fans of the undead!

121. Why did the zombie get a pet? For some dead companionship.
122. What’s a zombie’s favorite dessert? Brain freeze.
123. How do zombies keep their homes clean? With dead brooms.
124. Why did the zombie start a business? To become a dead-trepreneur.
125. What’s a zombie’s favorite holiday? Dead independence day.
126. How do zombies stay entertained? With dead games.
127. Why did the zombie become a chef? He loved dead-licacies.
128. What’s a zombie’s favorite comic strip? Deadpool.
129. How do zombies stay warm? With dead sweaters.
130. Why did the zombie go to the salon? For a dead-style makeover.
131. What’s a zombie’s favorite plant? A dead-end-ron.
132. How do zombies stay connected? With dead-line phones.
133. Why did the zombie join the circus? To be a dead performer.
134. What’s a zombie’s favorite vegetable? Dead root.

Now that you’ve survived a laughter apocalypse…

Is your brain still functioning from those killer zombie puns? We hope you enjoyed these humorous bites that have hopefully tickled your funny bone and not your flesh. And remember, it’s not the zombies you should fear, but a world without laughter.

Now, don’t just survive, live a little and spread the fun! Share these zombie puns with your friends and see who gets the last laugh. Don’t forget to bookmark our site to keep the laughs coming. Who knows, the ability to laugh might just save you during a real zombie apocalypse!