Got a joke that always gets a giggle? A pun so bad it’s brilliant? Now you can contribute jokes and puns to share your comedic genius with us. We’re on the hunt for the freshest and funniest jokes and puns to tickle our readers’ funny bones.
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What Type of Jokes Are Accepted and That We Loved?
We’re open to all flavors of humor, but originality is our jam! Here’s what makes a great joke for us:
- Original: Jokes and puns that are fresh and haven’t been heard a million times before.
- Clever: Wordplay, unexpected twists, and smart humor get bonus points.
- Clean (Mostly): Keep it mostly family-friendly. A little cheekiness is okay, but let’s avoid anything truly offensive.
- English for Now: Let’s focus on jokes the whole team can enjoy!
Examples of Original Jokes:
- Short: Why did the scarecrow love his job? …Because he was outstanding in his field.
- Medium: A programmer’s wife tells him, “Go to the store and buy a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.” The programmer returns with 12 loaves of bread.
- Long Story: A man feared his wife wasn’t hearing him. So one night, he stood 15 feet behind her and asked, “Can you hear me?” No response. He moved 10 feet closer, “Can you hear me now?” Still nothing. Finally, right behind her, “Can you hear me now?” She turns, “For the third time, yes!”
Want more jokes examples? Check out our 100 Greatest Jokes of All Time.
Disclaimer & Terms of Submission
By submitting your jokes, you agree to grant us a non-exclusive, perpetual, worldwide license to publish, share, and potentially modify your joke. You’ll retain the original copyright, but we get to spread the laughter without any pesky expiration dates. Your submission is also subject to our terms of use and privacy policy.
Submit Your Original Jokes and Puns Today
Please submit your joke and contact information below. We’ll use your joke whenever it’s relevant to our content.