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35 Hilariously Bad Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan

Get ready to unleash your inner groan with the punniest, funniest dad jokes that even a good dad would hesitate to tell!
Joke & Pun TeamBy Joke & Pun TeamUpdated:May 10, 20245 Mins Read
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Are you ready to groan, roll your eyes, and maybe even crack a smile at some of the most hilariously bad dad jokes around? Look no further! We have compiled a list of 35 pun-tastic jokes that are sure to make you laugh (or cringe) as you read through them.

But what exactly separates a “bad dad joke” from a “good dad joke”? It’s all in the punchline! Typically, bad dad jokes are those that are so predictable, simple, or overly punny that they earn a groan just as often as a chuckle. They’re the jokes you can’t help but laugh at, even while you’re shaking your head.

On the other hand, good dad jokes might actually surprise you with a clever twist or a smart play on words, landing more solidly in the realm of genuinely funny. Whether they’re “bad” or “good,” these jokes share a common thread—they all highlight the endearing, often goofy, humor that dads are famous for. So, as you read on, appreciate the charm of both the hits and the misses!

Table of the Best Bad Dad Jokes

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Hilariously Bad Dad Jokes

1. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
– It was two-tired.

2. How do you organize a space party?
– You planet.

3. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
– Because she will let it go.

4. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
– Because he was outstanding in his field.

5. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
– Nacho cheese.

6. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
– They don’t have the guts.

7. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
– Because he was always spotted.

8. What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
– Tooth-hurty.

9. Why did the math book look sad?
– Because it had too many problems.

10. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park?
– It’s okay, he woke up.

11. Why did the coffee file a police report?
– It got mugged.

12. How do you make a tissue dance?
– You put a little boogie in it.

13. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
– In case he got a hole in one.

14. Why did the tomato turn red?
– Because it saw the salad dressing.

15. What do you call a sleeping bull?
– A bulldozer.

16. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
– Because they make up everything.

17. What do you call fake spaghetti?
– An impasta.

18. Why did the tomato go out with a prune?
– Because he couldn’t find a date!

19. Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
– Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans.

20. How does a penguin build its house?
– Igloos it together.

21. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
– Because he was outstanding in his field.

22. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
– An investigator.

23. How do you catch a squirrel?
– Climb a tree and act like a nut.

24. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
– A carrot.

25. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
– Because then they’d be called bagels.

26. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
– Frostbite.

27. What do you call a fake noodle?
– An impasta

28. Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
– He ate the pizza before it was cool.

29. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
– Because they make up everything.

30. Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?
– He was on a roll.

31. Why are frogs so happy?
– They eat whatever bugs them!

32. Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home?
– It lost its bearings.

33. Why don’t eggs tell each other secrets?
– They might crack up.

34. Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
– Because some relationships don’t work out!

35. Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker?
– Because he was great at standing up for himself.

Enjoy Our Best Bad Dad Jokes

Whether you laughed, groaned, or rolled your eyes at these bad dad jokes, one thing is for sure—they are sure to bring a smile to your face and a chuckle to your day. So go ahead, share these jokes with your friends and family, and spread the laughter around. And remember, when life gets tough, a good dad joke is always there to lighten the mood. So keep on laughing and groaning, and enjoy the brilliance of these pun-tastic bad dad jokes!

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