Are you ready for lots of giggles and good times? Grab your Lederhosen and hop on the U-Bahn as we journey together through the urban maze of Berlin jokes.
We’ve gathered the best of the lot, guaranteed to make you Notlachen (laugh out loud) and forget any boundary lines drawn between humor and geography. Without further ado, here are the best German chuckles to spice up your day!
Table of the Best Berlin Jokes
1. What’s the best way to get a seat on the Berlin U-Bahn at rush hour?
Promise to tell a funny berlin joke. The whole carriage will clear out!
2. How does Berlin divide its sports teams?
Using the Bierliner!
3. Why was the Berliner disappointed at the bakery?
He received a doughnut instead of a Berliner.
4. Why don’t birds sing in Berlin?
Because they don’t want to break the SoundMauer!
5. Why did Tag say to Nacht in Berlin?
“Gute Nacht!” And Nacht replied, “Just keep it Licht!”
6. Why did the tomato turn red on Kurfurstendamm street?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
7. Why did the Berliner carry a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard drinks were on the house!
8. Why did the Berlin Wall get a Facebook account?
Because it wanted to add some friends from the East Side!
9. What does a Berliner say to a Frankfurt citizen at the airport?
“Sausage to meet you!”
10. Why did the Berliner go broke?
Because he kept buying on Margen!
11. How do Berliners tie their shoes?
With a Berlin knot of course!
12. Why don’t Berliners play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when the glasses are on!
13. Why was the Bratwurst a hot topic in Berlin?
Because it mustard up a lot of conversation!
14. Why did the Berliner bring a Tuba to the party?
Because he wanted to have a Brass-Klasse time!
15. Why did the Hipster move to Berlin?
Because it was mainstream before it was too mainstream!
As we reach halfway, we hope you are brimming with laughter, just like a freshly tapped Pilsner from your local Kreuzberg Biergarten!
16. Why did the Berliner stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said ‘concentrate’!
17. Why do Berliners never play football?
Because it takes them three hours to pass the salt!
18. What is a Berliner’s favorite type of exercise?
Kravwurst Maga!
19. Why did the Ampelmannchen cross the road?
Because it was green on the other side!
20. Why was the Berliner reading the S-Bahn map?
He was trying to catch up on some Reised!
21. Why did the Berlin pizza chef sleep while cooking?
He liked to start with a doughzy crust!
22. Why don’t Berliners trust atoms?
Because they make up literally everything!
23. What do you call a group of musical notes that moved to Berlin?
An ex-pat!
24. Why do Berliners always carry a map?
So they don’t lose their Berlin Bearings!
25. Why did the Berliner keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he wanted cool music!
And of course, no collection of Berlin jokes would be complete without a fair sprinkle of Berlin Wall jokes. Brace yourself, as we’re about to bring down the wall, just like in 1989.
26. How did the Berlin Wall confess its love?
“I’m falling for you!”
27. Why did the Berlin Wall think it could sing?
Because it heard about the “fall”setto!
28. What gift did the Berlin Wall give its mother?
A bunch of dismantled flowers!
29. What was the Berlin Wall’s favorite song?
“Can’t stop the feeling, so just brick loose!”
30. Why did the Berlin Wall blush?
Because it saw the other side changing!
31. So why was the Berlin Wall really built?
Some say it was a strong believer in social distancing!
32. What did the Berlin Wall’s diary entry look like in 1989?
“Finally letting go and breaking down my barriers!”
33. How did the Berlin Wall feel after falling down?
Crushed!
34. Why was the Berlin Wall always tired?
Because of its constant division job!
35. What was the Berlin Wall’s least favorite sport?
Wall-climbing!
“Guten Tag” Long, Keep The German Jokes Strong!
There you go, you’ve just gathered Berlin jokes to keep you and your friends hooting with laughter all day long! But remember, humor is an international language that transcends borders, so don’t keep it all locked up.
Share this merry collection of Berlin jokes and let the spirit of Notlachen echo across your social circles. After all, you can never have too many reasons to smile! Do bookmark our site and return for more hearty chortles. We have plenty more laughs to unfold from every corner of the globe. Happy laughing!
