Birds and their nests are a timeless symbol of nature’s creativity and nurturing spirit. Did you know that the weaver bird builds such intricate nests that they resemble woven baskets? That’s right, these avian architects display remarkable skill and patience.
Now, while these feathered friends are hard at work, we think it’s the perfect time to ruffle some feathers with a collection of bird nest jokes that are sure to leave you chirping with laughter. Let’s dive into the humor aviary!
Table of the Funniest Bird Nest Jokes
1. Where do birds invest their money?
In the nest egg market.
2. Why did the bird sit on the clock?
Because it wanted to be on time!
3. How do birds stick together in a flock?
Velcrow.
4. What kind of math do birds love?
Eggsponents and nestimates.
5. Why was the bird always relaxed?
Because every little thing’s gonna be owl-right.
6. What does a bird use to write?
A quill pen.
7. How do birds keep in contact?
Twitter.
8. What did the bird say after getting caught stealing worms?
Toucan play at that game!
9. Why did the bird get in trouble at school?
It had a fowl attitude.
10. What do you call a bird who’s great at sports?
An athletic.
11. Which bird has the worst manners?
The mockingbird.
12. Why did the bird build a nest by the computer?
To keep an eye on its Tweeeeets.
13. What’s a bird’s favorite type of movie?
Thrillers.
14. How do birds learn new songs?
They wing it.
15. Why did the little bird get arrested?
For daring to cross the road without looking.
16. How do birds apologize?
They tweet an apology.
17. What do you get if you cross a bird with a car?
A tweet driver.
18. Why do birds fly South in the winter?
Because it’s quicker than walking.
19. How can you tell if a bird is a criminal?
It’s always in discreet (in da street).
20. What do you call a bird that’s afraid of heights?
A chicken.
21. Why are birds always stuck on the internet?
They can’t log out.
22. How do you organize a bird party?
They just wing it.
23. Why did the bird go to the hospital?
It needed tweetment.
24. Why do birds love sunny weather?
It lifts their sparrow.
25. What do birds do on Halloween?
They go trick or tweeting.
26. Why did the bird cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
27. What’s a bird’s favorite treat?
Tweet-cake.
28. How do birds study for exams?
Crane ing.
29. Why did the bird stay on the wire?
It was feeling a little flighty.
30. How does a bird welcome a guest?
With open wings.
31. What do you call a bird who’s always trying to start arguments?
A crowvoke.
32. Why don’t birds use social media?
They’re tired of all the tweet drama.
33. What’s a bird’s favorite game?
Duck, duck, goose.
34. Why did the bird drop out of music school?
It couldn’t find the right tweet.
35. Why was the bird failing art class?
It couldn’t draw a straight line to save its beak.
36. What did the eagle say to its child before it left home?
Spread your wings and soar.
37. What’s a bird’s favorite type of comic?
F eather-tales.
38. How do birds open locked doors?
With a chirp-y.
39. Why did the bird bring a ladder?
To reach new heights!
40. What kind of bird works at a construction site?
A crane.
41. What’s a bird’s favorite tune?
Anything with a good beat.
42. What bird can write underwater?
A ball-point pen-goose.
43. Why was the bird a great detective?
It could always hatch a plan.
44. What’s a bird’s preferred holiday?
Nestival.
45. How do birds find direction when lost?
They follow the squawk-GPS.
46. Why don’t birds need fancy houses?
Because their home is their castle in the air.
47. Why did the bird apply for the job?
It wanted to be part of the pecking order.
48. How do birds protect their nests?
With wing secuity.
49. What’s a bird’s worst computer mishap?
A tweet crash.
50. What do birds eat for breakfast?
Tweeties cereal.
51. Why did the young bird get scolded?
For spreading its wings too far.
52. How do you know if a bird is a rockstar?
It’s perch-ed on a record deal.
53. What’s a bird’s favorite exercise?
Squawk squats.
54. How does a baby bird know it’s time to leave the nest?
When it’s egged on.
55. Why did the bird refuse to fly?
It wanted to try something nesty.
56. Why did the edible bird’s nest go to therapy?
It couldn’t swallow its emotions anymore!
57. What did the chef say to the bird’s nest soup?
“You’re souper precious!”
58. Why don’t birds mind sharing their nests for soup?
They know it’s a nest-essary delicacy!
59. How do you make bird’s nest soup funnier?
Just wing it!
60. Why was the bird’s nest soup always invited to fancy dinners?
It had a reputation for being eggs-tra special!
61. What’s the bird’s nest favorite TV show?
“Cribs!”
62. Why do edible bird nests never tell secrets?
Because they’re always keeping things under their beaks!
63. What’s a bird’s nest’s favorite exercise?
Feather-lifting!
64. Why did the bird’s nest bring a ladder to dinner?
To reach new heights of flavor!
65. What did the waiter say when he brought bird’s nest soup to the table?
“Hope you’re ready for a nest-level experience!”
66. Why is bird’s nest soup perfect for a big event?
Because it’s egg-ceptional for special occasions!
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