Yes, ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for a collection of butt jokes that are simply too irresistible to sit on. From behind-the-scenes one-liners to bottom-of-the-barrel puns, these quips are sure to leave your backside aching with laughter.
Super fun fact: Did you know that the gluteus maximus is the largest muscle in the human body? It’s no wonder it’s also the ‘butt‘ of so many jokes. So, let’s dive in—rev up those glutes and get ready to laugh!
Table of the funniest butt jokes
1. What do you get when you cross a butt and a musical instrument?
A tuba-rump!
2. Why did the butt audition for the talent show?
Because it had perfect cheeks-timing!
3. How do butts communicate in the jungle?
Through their rear-cules!
4. Why do pirates love their butts?
Because without them, they’d have no booty!
5. What do you call a butt that’s always on time?
Punctual-glutes!
6. How do you describe a well-behaved butt?
Cheeky, but respectful.
7. Why was the butt always invited to parties?
Because it really knew how to make an end-try!
8. What did one butt cheek say to the other?
Together, we can stop this crap!
9. How did the butt propose to its lover?
With a “bottom” ring.
10. What’s a butt’s favorite type of music?
Bottom & Bass.
11. How does a butt practice self-defense?
Through cheek-wondo.
12. Why did the butt go to school?
To get a little behind in its studies.
13. What did the corn say to the butter?
Stop glomming onto my bottom!
14. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing and thought it was going to need its butt covered.
15. How do you keep your butt in line?
With strict cheek management.
16. What do you call a group of musical butts?
A glute band!
17. Why did the butt go on vacation?
It needed some time off to relax its cheeks.
18. What do you call a sarcastic butt?
A wise-crack.
19. Why don’t butts tell secrets?
Because they can’t keep their traps shut!
20. What did one butt cheek say to the other at work?
Let’s get to the bottom of this!
21. How did the butt react to the surprise party?
It was completely uncheeked!
22. What’s a butt’s favorite exercise?
Bottom squats.
23. What did the cow say to the moon?
Move your butt on out of here!
24. Why did the butt cross the street?
To get to the bottom pole!
25. How does a butt climb mountains?
With great glute gusto.
26. Why are butts bad at lying?
Because their cracks give them away!
27. What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
Between us, something smells.
28. What’s a butt’s favorite part of a joke?
The punchline.
29. How do butts show support?
With a butt-kiss!
30. Why did the naughty butt get spanked?
Because it crossed the fine line.
31. What is a butt’s favorite martial art?
Tai-cheeks-do.
32. Why don’t butts join book clubs?
They can never get past the cracks in the story.
33. How do butts celebrate Halloween?
By going trick-or-treating in glute-ween costumes.
34. Why did the astronaut’s butt go to space?
To colonize Uranus!
35. What do you call a butt that’s good at math?
A smart-ass!
36. How do butts stay warm in winter?
By wearing cheek warmers.
37. What’s the scariest thing for a butt?
A crack-tastrophe!
38. Why did the butt become a philanthropist?
To spread bottomless joy.
39. How did the butt send a letter to its friend?
In a rear-mail!
40. What’s a butt’s favorite sci-fi movie?
Cheeks Wars: The Butt Awakens.
41. What did the cheeky pirate say?
Shiver me cheeks!
42. How do butts celebrate success?
With a bumper party.
43. Why did the butt lose the race?
It couldn’t get a leg up!
44. How do butts handle arguments?
They always come to a ‘bottom’ line understanding.
45. What’s a butt’s favorite holiday?
New Rear’s Eve.
46. Why did the butt become a counselor?
To solve cheeky disputes.
47. What’s the best vacation spot for a butt?
The Glute Islands.
48. How did the butt get rich?
By investing in crack-currency.
49. What’s a butt’s favorite game?
Butt’s on a Rump!
50. Why did the butt start an art gallery?
To showcase its cheeky masterpieces.
51. What’s a butt’s least favorite conversation topic?
Flatulence—it really blows.
52. What’s a butt’s favorite drink?
Bottomless mimosas.
53. Why did the butt get a job in IT?
To work on crack codes.
54. What did the llama say when it saw a big butt?
Alpaca lotta junk in that trunk!
55. How do butts express love?
With a cheek-to-cheek kiss.
Butts up for these cheeky jokes—share the joy!
Laughed your butt off? Why not share this list with your friends and spread the chuckles around? If these hilarious puns brought a smile to your face, bookmark jokeandpun.com for more rib-tickling humor. Stay cheeky, and don’t forget—a shared laugh is the best kind!
