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30 Chinese Food Puns That Are Wok-ing Hilarious

Why did the dumpling quit his job? Because he was wonton more!
Joke & Pun TeamBy Joke & Pun TeamUpdated:May 25, 20244 Mins Read
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Looking for a light-hearted giggle to fuel your day? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Our delightful ensemble of Chinese food puns will no doubt whet your appetite for humor. Whether you’re a fan of classic dishes from Beijing, crave the bold flavors of Guangzhou, or prefer the modern culinary scene in Shanghai, these jokes are sure to satisfy.

Fun Fact: Did you know that chopsticks were initially invented for cooking, not eating? They were used to stir and reach deep into hot pots without burning fingers!

So, stir up your emotions, simmer down your distractions, and get ready to chuckle, cringe, or even roll your eyes at these deliciously humorous bites! Prepare to embark on a culinary adventure of puns, guaranteed to leave you laughing and hungry for more.

Table of the Chinese Food Puns

  • Dishing out some laughs
  • Wok-ing up a storm
  • The tastiest of puns
  • Dim sum and then some
  • Fried and fabulous
  • Rolling with the puns
  • Puns as sweet as honey
  • It’s all in the tofu-n
  • Saucy and slick
  • Oodles of noodles

Dishing out some laughs

1. Why don’t Chinese chefs ever get stressed? Because they always take it ‘wonton’ at a time!
2. Why do Chinese dumplings make such great comedians? Because they always know how to ‘roll’ with the punches!
3. When does Chinese food become a music genre? When it’s ‘wok n’ roll’!

Wok-ing up a storm

4. What did the egg roll say to the wok? “You make me feel all ‘stir-fry-ed’ up!”
5. I love cooking with my wok so much, you could call it a ‘stir-fry-mance’!
6. My friend named her pet chicken, Wok, because he always stirs things up!

The tastiest of puns

7. What do you call a selfish noodle? A ‘mine-chow’!
8. Why don’t Chinese noodles make good detectives? Because they always ‘lo mein’ on the job!
9. Which Chinese dish is the biggest flirt? ‘Pei-king’ Duck!

Dim sum and then some

10. In Chinese food puns, we like to keep it ‘steamed and dumpling’.
11. What happened when a dumpling and a spring roll competed? The spring roll said, “I will ‘dim sum’ and then more!”
12. How does the dim sum get pumped up? By having a good ‘bao’ session!

Fried and fabulous

13. Have you heard about the newest fried rice recipe? It’s called ‘rice to meet you’!
14. What goes ‘snap, crackle, and pop’ in a Chinese kitchen? ‘Rice Krispie stir-fry’!
15. What does rice say when it’s ready to go? “I’m all ‘fried up’!”

Rolling with the puns

16. What’s a Chinese chef’s favorite music track? ‘Rolling in the deep-fried’!
17. Why don’t meals have secrets in Chinese kitchens? Because the walls have eggs (rolls)!
18. What do Chinese chefs enjoy reading the most? Their ‘egg-roll-hymer’!

Puns as sweet as honey

19. What’s a Chinese pastry’s favorite Bee Gees song? ‘Staying a’glaze’!
20. What argument do desserts make in Chinese kitchens? “It’s not you, it’s ‘mei’ (honey)!”
21. Why did the dessert go to therapy? It had deep ‘fried’ issues!

It’s all in the tofu-n

22. What did the tofu say to the stir-fry vegetables? “I’m ‘bean curd-ious’, let’s mix up!”
23. How does tofu apologize? It says, “I didn’t ‘miso’ do it!”
24. What’s tofu’s favorite game? ‘Hide and ‘soy-k’!

Saucy and slick

25. How does soy sauce say goodbye? “I’m ‘soy-ning’ out!”
26. What do you call a saucy police officer in a Chinese restaurant? “Commis-‘soy’-ner”!
27. Why is the soy sauce always winning? Because it’s always ‘sauce-some’!

Oodles of noodles

28. How do noodles feel after a long day? They’re ‘past-a’ their best!
29. Why can’t noodles trust themselves? Because they are ‘ramen-tic’ cheaters!
30. What did the noodle say to the tomato? “Why you so ‘pasta-tive’?”

That’s a Wrap!

With that, we’ve arrived at the end of this glorious platter of Chinese food puns, or as we like to call it, a ‘taste of wok-larity’! We hope our culinary-themed puns have sprinkled some zest into your break anda dash of ‘soy-laughter’ to your day. If you loved these deliciously humorous bites, don’t ‘wok’ away without sharing with your friends and bookmarking our website.

Remember, laughter is an essential seasoning in the recipe of life, so sprinkle generously. Until our next serving of puns, keep your spirits ‘stir-fry’ up high!

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