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74 Christmas Tree Jokes to Decorate Your Festive Spirit

When life gives you Christmas tree puns, you deco-rate them.
Danny "D-Mac" McAllisterBy Danny "D-Mac" McAllister10 Mins Read
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Looks like it’s time to spruce things up (pun very much intended)! Christmas is the season of joy, laughter, and all things festive, and what better way to spread holiday cheer than with some clever humor? Whether you’re gathered around the fireplace or scrolling through your phone with a cup of hot cocoa, these Christmas tree jokes are sure to leave you in stitches.

Oh, and here’s something to impress your friends with: Did you know that the first recorded Christmas tree dates back to the 16th century in Germany? That’s hundreds of years of evergreen fun! Ready to branch out and have a laugh? Let’s get cracking!

Table of the Funniest Christmas Tree Jokes

  • 1. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
  • 2. Why don’t Christmas trees knit?
  • 3. How do Christmas trees get around?
  • 4. What do you call a Christmas tree that can sing?
  • 5. Why are Christmas trees terrible at sewing?
  • 6. How do you know a Christmas tree is bad at sports?
  • 7. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite type of candy?
  • 8. Why did the Christmas tree get kicked out of art class?
  • 9. What do angry Christmas trees do?
  • 10. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite dessert?
  • 11. What did one Christmas tree say to the other?
  • 12. Why do Christmas trees make good friends?
  • 13. How do Christmas trees stay so fit?
  • 14. Why did the Christmas tree break up with its partner?
  • 15. What do Christmas trees call British money?
  • 16. How do you get a Christmas tree to stop being moody?
  • 17. Why did the Christmas tree join a gym?
  • 18. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite sport?
  • 19. Why do Christmas trees never tell secrets?
  • 20. How do Christmas trees stay so calm?
  • 21. Why did the Christmas tree meditate?
  • 22. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite country song?
  • 23. Why do Christmas trees hate arguments?
  • 24. What type of photos do Christmas trees take?
  • 25. Why was the Christmas tree bad at Monopoly?
  • 26. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite game show?
  • 27. What happens when you mix a Christmas tree and a math test?
  • 28. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite type of music?
  • 29. Why do Christmas trees hate camping?
  • 30. What’s a Christmas tree’s least favorite drink?
  • 31. Why don’t Christmas trees go to school dances?
  • 32. What kind of pets do Christmas trees have?
  • 33. How does a Christmas tree flirt?
  • 34. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite actor?
  • 35. Why did the Christmas tree have trouble dating?
  • 36. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite type of joke?
  • 37. Why aren’t Christmas trees good at mysteries?
  • 38. What do you call a sad Christmas tree?
  • 39. How do Christmas trees keep their needles shiny?
  • 40. What type of books do Christmas trees love reading?
  • 41. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite dance move?
  • 42. Why don’t Christmas trees do stand-up comedy?
  • 43. What do Christmas trees binge-watch on Netflix?
  • 44. How did the Christmas tree become internet famous?
  • 45. What do you call a Christmas tree that likes fast cars?
  • 46. Why did the Christmas tree refuse to give autographs?
  • 47. Why do Christmas trees love stationery stores?
  • 48. Why was the Christmas tree jealous of the wreath?
  • 49. What do Christmas trees bring to potlucks?
  • 50. What do Christmas trees wear to fancy parties?
  • 51. Why do Christmas trees make great philosophers?
  • 52. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite dog breed?
  • 53. Why don’t Christmas trees trust the forecast?
  • 54. What’s a Christmas tree’s secret power?
  • 55. What’s a Christmas tree’s dream job?
  • 56. Why couldn’t the Christmas tree stop laughing?
  • 57. What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree and a computer?
  • 58. Why are Christmas trees terrible at dancing?
  • 59. Why did the Christmas tree bring a ladder to the party?
  • 60. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite color?
  • 61. Why did the Christmas tree invite everyone to its house?
  • 62. What do Christmas trees wear on vacation?
  • 63. Why was the Christmas tree always so kind?
  • 64. How do Christmas trees communicate?
  • 65. What snack do Christmas trees eat in the forest?
  • 66. Why don’t Christmas trees ever ditch their winter scarves?
  • 67. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite type of weather?
  • 68. What do you call a Christmas tree with an ego?
  • 69. What do Christmas trees drink before a workout?
  • 70. Why was the Christmas tree bad at school presentations?
  • 71. What do you call a Christmas tree in a snowstorm?
  • 72. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite holiday activity?
  • 73. Why do Christmas trees secretly love misunderstandings?
  • 74. What did the Christmas tree say after a hug?

1. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to get trimmed.

2. Why don’t Christmas trees knit?

Because they always drop their needles.

3. How do Christmas trees get around?

They take the “spruce” caboose.

4. What do you call a Christmas tree that can sing?

Spruce Springsteen.

5. Why are Christmas trees terrible at sewing?

They always get tangled up in tinsel.

6. How do you know a Christmas tree is bad at sports?

It keeps throwing shade.

7. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite type of candy?

Orna-mints.

8. Why did the Christmas tree get kicked out of art class?

It just couldn’t draw needles straight.

9. What do angry Christmas trees do?

They throw pine-cones of silence.

10. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite dessert?

Fir-ro Roche.

11. What did one Christmas tree say to the other?

“Lighten up, it’s the holidays!”

12. Why do Christmas trees make good friends?

Because they’re so refreshingly cool and never shady.

13. How do Christmas trees stay so fit?

Pine-ates (like pilates).

14. Why did the Christmas tree break up with its partner?

It felt like it was being used as an emotional crutch.

15. What do Christmas trees call British money?

Pine-sterling.

16. How do you get a Christmas tree to stop being moody?

Give it a little trimming; it’ll feel sprucey again.

17. Why did the Christmas tree join a gym?

Its trunk was getting too big!

18. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite sport?

Tree-athalon.

19. Why do Christmas trees never tell secrets?

They’re too tied up in their roots.

20. How do Christmas trees stay so calm?

They always go with the flow-er.

21. Why did the Christmas tree meditate?

To get rooted in the present moment.

22. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite country song?

“I’m Pine-ing for You.”

23. Why do Christmas trees hate arguments?

Because they don’t like things getting heated.

24. What type of photos do Christmas trees take?

Tree-fies.

25. Why was the Christmas tree bad at Monopoly?

It couldn’t pass “fir” square.

26. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite game show?

Who Wants to Be a Tree-llionaire?

27. What happens when you mix a Christmas tree and a math test?

You get a lot of square roots.

28. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite type of music?

Rock and roll – they love a good pine-sol.

29. Why do Christmas trees hate camping?

Too many creepy tree-mites!

30. What’s a Christmas tree’s least favorite drink?

Root beer – it always feels too personal.

31. Why don’t Christmas trees go to school dances?

They’re afraid of being stepped on.

32. What kind of pets do Christmas trees have?

Birrrr-ds.

33. How does a Christmas tree flirt?

It throws a few “pines” your way.

34. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite actor?

Chris Pine.

35. Why did the Christmas tree have trouble dating?

It was afraid of getting chopped!

36. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite type of joke?

The dry ones that don’t sap too much effort.

37. Why aren’t Christmas trees good at mysteries?

They can’t stop branching out for clues.

38. What do you call a sad Christmas tree?

Mopey Pine-erson.

39. How do Christmas trees keep their needles shiny?

With spruce polish.

40. What type of books do Christmas trees love reading?

Tree-llers (thrillers).

41. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite dance move?

The Spruce Step.

42. Why don’t Christmas trees do stand-up comedy?

They’re afraid of bombing – or going up in smoke.

43. What do Christmas trees binge-watch on Netflix?

“The Great Tree Bake-Off.”

44. How did the Christmas tree become internet famous?

Its bark was worse than its byte.

45. What do you call a Christmas tree that likes fast cars?

Pine-speed racer.

46. Why did the Christmas tree refuse to give autographs?

It was tired of being pined for.

47. Why do Christmas trees love stationery stores?

Because they love paper – it’s their roots.

48. Why was the Christmas tree jealous of the wreath?

It thought the wreath had too many branches in life.

49. What do Christmas trees bring to potlucks?

Plenty of sprout rolls!

50. What do Christmas trees wear to fancy parties?

Their best pine-stripe suits.

51. Why do Christmas trees make great philosophers?

They’re deeply rooted in all their thoughts!

52. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite dog breed?

Spruce-hyla.

53. Why don’t Christmas trees trust the forecast?

They hate frost.

54. What’s a Christmas tree’s secret power?

Tree-mendous self-confidence.

55. What’s a Christmas tree’s dream job?

Being a model – they’re just naturals!

56. Why couldn’t the Christmas tree stop laughing?

It heard a pine-credible joke!

57. What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree and a computer?

A spruced-up laptop!

58. Why are Christmas trees terrible at dancing?

Because they always put their foot in the wrong “pl-ace.”

59. Why did the Christmas tree bring a ladder to the party?

It wanted to “reach for the stars.”

60. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite color?

Ever-green.

61. Why did the Christmas tree invite everyone to its house?

It couldn’t keep things under wraps!

62. What do Christmas trees wear on vacation?

Pine-apples!

63. Why was the Christmas tree always so kind?

It believed in spreading pine-sitive vibes.

64. How do Christmas trees communicate?

They whisper through the pine-line.

65. What snack do Christmas trees eat in the forest?

Firritos.

66. Why don’t Christmas trees ever ditch their winter scarves?

They’re afraid of catching “brrrrrr-chill.”

67. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite type of weather?

Misty-tree mornings.

68. What do you call a Christmas tree with an ego?

A boast-al spruce!

69. What do Christmas trees drink before a workout?

Green juice – straight from the roots.

70. Why was the Christmas tree bad at school presentations?

It just couldn’t stand up under pressure.

71. What do you call a Christmas tree in a snowstorm?

A Frosty Fir!

72. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite holiday activity?

Getting lit.

73. Why do Christmas trees secretly love misunderstandings?

Because they give them a chance to CLEAR the air!

74. What did the Christmas tree say after a hug?

“I’m pining for another one!”

Share the laughter and spread the evergreen cheer

There’s nothing quite like a good laugh to light up the holiday season. These Christmas tree jokes are the perfect way to bring warmth and joy to every festive moment. So, why not share the delight with your friends and family? Bookmark this page, spread the giggles, and let’s keep the Christmas spirit blooming like a fresh pine tree! After all, humor is the true evergreen of any celebration.

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