Craving some laughs that are as refreshing as a Rocky Mountain high? Buckle up for our collection of rib-tickling Colorado jokes! From skiing mishaps to craft beer puns, these jokes will have you saying “holy moly” with laughter. And if you’re looking for a comparison, these jokes are sure to tickle you funnier than a Kentucky fried basket of rattlesnake or leave you rolling on the floor in more stitches than a California surfer after wiping out on a gnarly wave.
Fun Fact: Did you know Colorado is the only state to turn down hosting the Olympics? That’s right, in 1976, Colorado voters said “no thanks” to the Winter Games, making it the first and only time a city awarded the Olympics has rejected them. Now that’s a state with a mind of its own!
Table of the Best Colorado Jokes
1. Did you hear about the Colorado boulder who went to therapy?
“I’m feeling too sedimental,” it said.
2. What do Coloradans call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear, of course!
3. Why did the Colorado potato go to a party?
Because it’s a real spud muffin.
4. Why don’t Coloradans play hide and seek with mountains?
You can’t hide, they always peak.
5. Why did the Colorado tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
6. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours from Colorado?
Nacho Cheese!
7. Why was the Colorado math book sad?
It says it has too many problems!
8. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back to Colorado?
A stick.
9. What big step does a Colorado sandwich take before it’s eaten?
It goes from “bready” to toast!
10. Why did the honey bee move to Colorado?
Because it wanted to be a buzz-keeper.
11. What did the Colorado yoga instructor say to her landlord when he raised the rent?
“Namaste right here.”
12. What do you call a cat from Colorado on the ice?
One cool cat.
13. Why don’t oysters donate to Colorado charity?
They’re shellfish.
14. What do you call a Coloradan with a car on his head?
A hat.
15. How do you know you’re a true Coloradan?
You consider -10°F a mild winter day.
16. How does a Coloradan dog stop a video?
It hits the “paws” button.
17. What does bread do on vacation in Colorado?
Loaf around.
18. Why are bank tellers in Colorado not allowed to ride bicycles?
They tend to lose their balance.
19. Why do Coloradans never play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs!
20. How does a Colorado mountain catch a squirrel?
It climbs a tree and acts like a nut!
21. What do you call a financially savvy Coloradan?
Denver-dime-a-dozen.
22. Why do Coloradamns always bring a pencil to bed?
To draw curtains!
23. What do you call a pretend noodle from Colorado?
An im-Pasta.
24. Why don’t they have any headache tablets in the Colorado jungle?
Because it’s a real pain to find them!
25. What kind of jokes do vegetables in Colorado like best?
Corny ones.
26. Why was the Colorado math book filled with intense drama?
Too many “add-itudes”!
27. What does a Colorado duck wear to a party?
A duck-sedo.
28. Why do Colorado birds never use cellphones?
Too many “tweets”.
29. What do you call a misbehaving Colorado dog?
A pupset!
30. Why did the Colorado cat sit next to the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse.
31. Why are Colorado ghosts terrible at lying?
You can see right through them.
32. Why are Colorado rivers always rich?
They have two banks!
33. Why was the Colorado snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
34. What’s the best part of living in Colorado?
You stay on top of things, it’s the Mile-High City!
35. What do Coloradans use to cut a timber?
A saw-rry.
36. Why was the Colorado belt arrested?
It was holding up some pants!
37. What’s the difference between a Colorado avalanche and a University of Colorado Boulder football game?
The avalanche has a chance of winning.
38. What do you call a Colorado alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
39. Why did the tomato turn red in Colorado?
Because it saw the Rocky Mountain “peaks”.
40. Why did everyone trust the Colorado pen?
It was quite inkitable.
41. How do you know you’re from Colorado?
You carry naloxone with your granola bars.
Conclusively, A Funny End to The High Jinks
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