Welcome to the delightful world of corny jokes, where hilarity breaches the barricades of highbrow humor, and a generous serving of cheesiness leaves your ribs tickled pink. This collection serves you the freshest, punniest concoction of silliness that will have you locking eyes with your screen, rolling and laughing your way to the end.
Brace yourself for a whirlwind journey through the pun-kingdom where being corny is celebrated, and every chuckle, giggle, or snort is cherished!
Table of the Best Corny Jokes
1. What’s a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
The trombone.
2. Why did the balloon go near the needle?
He wanted to be a pop star.
3. What did the digital watch say to the grandfather clock?
Look, grandpa, no hands!
4. What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purr-ple.
5. Why don’t some fishes like to know their weight?
Because they have their own scales.
6. What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
7. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
8. Why does Superman love the cold weather?
Because he gets to wear his super long underwear.
9. What did the traffic light say to the car, the bicycle, the pedestrian, the skateboard, and the roller skater?
Don’t look, I’m changing!
10. Why did the golf ball go to school?
It wanted to get smarter.
11. What’s a tree’s favorite drink?
Root beer.
12. What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Stick with me, and we will go places!
13. Why was the math test so happy?
Because it felt pretty sum-thing.
14. Why did the baker go to therapy?
He kneaded it.
15. Which animal is black and white? A zebra. Okay then, what’s black, white, and red?
An embarrassed zebra.
16. Why did the candle apply for a job?
It wanted to make some extra scents.
17. Why did the ghost go to the club?
For the boos.
18. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
“How do you breathe through that thing?”
19. What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
20. Why don’t sharks eat comedian?
Because they taste funny.
21. Why did the woman bring a ladder to the bar?
She heard the drinks were on the house.
22. Why was the broom late for the meeting?
It swept in at the last minute.
23. Why was the big cat disqualified from the race?
Because it was a cheetah.
24. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
25. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
26. Why don’t women need to wear watches?
Because there’s a clock on the stove.
27. Why did the man name his dog “5 Miles”?
So he could tell people he walked 5 miles every day.
28. Why don’t women ever tell secrets in the kitchen?
Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
29. Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.
30. Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
To draw his dreams.
31. Why do women make terrible drivers?
Because every time they try to reverse, they go back to the beginning.
32. Why did Taylor Swift break up with the doctor and mathematician?
Because it couldn’t handle Taylor Swift‘s “Bad Blood” and just couldn’t count all her “exes”!
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