Donuts have a way of bringing joy to the heart and sweetness to the soul, but did you know they also have the power to tickle your funny bone? These ring-shaped delights come with their own punchline possibilities that are just too sweet to pass up. Whether you’re a classic donut lover, a fan of crullers, or all about those frosty toppings, there’s something here for everyone to enjoy.
Super fun fact: The world’s largest donut ever made weighed a whopping 1.7 tons and had a diameter of 16 feet! Now, how’s that for a sweet piece of trivia? So, grab a cup of coffee, sit back, and enjoy these deliciously funny donut jokes.
Table of the Sweetest Donuts Jokes
1. Why did the donut go to school?
To get a little more dough-ducation.
2. What do you call a donut that can fly?
A plain donut.
3. Why did the donut maker sell his shop?
He got fed up with the hole business.
4. How do donuts pay for their coffee?
With dough-nations.
5. Why did the donut go to the dentist?
To get a filling.
6. What do you get when you cross a donut with a cat?
A meowffle.
7. Why do donuts always agree?
They can’t resist a-glazin’ deal.
8. What did the one donut say to the other?
“Do-nut worry, be happy.”
9. How do you know if a donut is feeling sad?
Its sprinkles start to droop.
10. What’s a police officer’s favorite type of donut?
Copcakes.
11. Why don’t donuts tell secrets?
They donut want to spill the beans.
12. What did the bagel say to the donut?
“You’re looking a bit glazed over, buddy.”
13. Why did the donut go to therapy?
It had a hole in its heart.
14. How do donuts stay in shape?
They do dough-robics.
15. What do you call a fancy donut?
A crullertural masterpiece.
16. Why did the donut apply for a job?
To make some dough.
17. How do donuts say goodbye?
“Donut be a stranger!”
18. Why don’t donuts get lost?
They always follow their internal glaze.
19. What’s a scary donut called?
A fright-cream ring.
20. Why did the donut visit the doctor?
It was feeling crummy.
21. Why are donuts good at soccer?
They have the best rolls.
22. What’s a donut’s favorite movie?
“Glazed and Confused.”
23. How do donuts go shopping?
In their hole-cars.
24. Why did the donut go on strike?
It felt it was being under-glazed.
25. What do you call a donut with a great sense of humor?
A punny ring.
26. Why did the donut become an astronaut?
To go glaze-ial running.
27. What type of donut does a skeleton prefer?
A bone-nut.
28. What do you get if you eat too many donuts?
A bigger ring around your belly.
29. Why don’t donuts get hot easily?
They’re always chillin’ in the glaze.
30. What’s a donut’s least favorite day?
Fry-day.
31. Why did the donut break up with the muffin?
It found someone sweeter.
32. How do donuts greet each other?
“How’s it glazing?”
33. What’s a pirate’s favorite donut?
Arrr-sorted.
34. Why don’t donuts argue?
They always keep it hole-some.
35. What’s a donut’s favorite sport?
Sprinkling.
36. What type of music do donuts like?
Sweet jams.
37. Why did the donut get promoted?
It was on a roll!
38. Which state do donuts love to visit?
Glaze-ifornia.
39. Why did the donut cross the street?
To fill a hole.
40. What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
Hot chocolate!
41. How does a donut flirt?
It sugar-coats everything.
42. What’s a donut’s favorite TV show?
“Dough-nuts Landing.”
43. How do you know if a donut is high quality?
It wins the glazed and confused competition.
44. What kind of bugs do you find in donuts?
Sprinkflies.
45. Why did the donut become a detective?
Because it always runs in circles around the truth.
46. What’s a donut’s least favorite weather?
Humidisters.
47. What do you call a donut that’s always up to date?
A current ring.
48. Why don’t donuts ever feel lonely?
They always have a “hole” lot of friends.
49. Why don’t donuts go skydiving?
They’re afraid of falling flat.
50. How does a donut answer the phone?
“Howdy, glaze on the line!”
51. What did Noah’s donuts do on the ark?
They walked two by two.
52. What do you get when police solve a donut-crime?
A-glazement.
53. What’s a donut’s favorite season?
Sprinkle.
54. Why do donuts make great party guests?
They always bring something sweet to the table.
55. Why don’t donuts do well in school?
They’re always glazed over.
56. What do you get when you combine a donut and a potato?
Tatertot-nut.
57. Why did the donut get a ticket?
Because it burned rubber!
58. What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Sun-dae.
59. Why do bakers always buy lottery tickets?
They want to strike it dough rich.
60. What did the donut say to the cake?
“You batter believe it’s going to be a sweet day!”
61. What do you call a donut who can’t stop partying?
A roll model.
62. Why did the donut get a laptop?
To glaze the internet.
63. How do you make a donut hole?
Donut ask.
64. How does a donut get ready for summer?
It hits the glaze trail.
65. Why do donuts love coffee?
Because they have a mutual mocha-ction.
66. What’s a donut’s favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
67. Why do donuts always feel so good?
They are always full of zest.
68. How do donuts know if they’ve achieved inner peace?
When they’re totally hole.
69. Why did the donuts cancel their road trip?
They forgot their hot glaze pass.
70. What’s a snowman’s favorite donut?
An ice-ced ring.
71. Why did the donut start a foundation?
To support its fellow doughs.
72. What kind of photos do donuts take?
Sweet selfies.
73. Why does a donut avoid the gym?
So it doesn’t throw a sugar tantrum.
74. How do donut holes communicate?
Through holler-grams.
75. Why did the donut go to art school?
To become a glaze artist.
76. What do you call a donut with no holes?
A loaf-are.
77. Why do donuts tell great stories?
Because they have a knack for glaze-worthy details.
78. What does a donut do when it hears a joke?
It cracks up!
79. Why did the donut win an award?
For its hole-hearted effort.
80. What’s a donut’s retirement plan?
The golden glaze years.
81. What do you call an intelligent donut?
A brain ring.
82. Why did the donut refuse to fight?
It couldn’t handle the sprinkles.
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Laughter is best when shared, and what better way to spread joy than with these hilarious donut jokes? Whether you enjoyed these jokes with your morning coffee or shared them with friends, you now hold the key to brightening someone’s day.
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