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Fish Jokes: 35 Fin-tastic Puns to Keep You Laughing

Joke & Pun TeamBy Joke & Pun TeamUpdated:May 7, 20244 Mins Read
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Welcome to a swim through some groan-worthy humor in this collection of 35 fish jokes that promise a tide of laughter and mirth. Not only for the young at heart, these lighthearted jokes and gleaming puns offer a fun-filled escape from the day-to-day grind.

So, prepare to laugh out loud and hook in some hilarity with these cleverly devised fish jokes, designed to bring a smile to even the most stoic of faces.

Dive into the Undersea World of Fish Jokes

1. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh, because it’s got no i’s!

2. Why don’t fish play basketball?

They’re afraid of the net.

3. What does the puffer fish say to the shark?

I’m blow away by your presence!

4. What’s a fish without a crown?

A fish, the king is just a bonus!

5. How do you communicate with a fish?

You drop it a line!

6. Where does a fish keep its money?

In the river bank!

7. Why did the octopus cross the road?

To get to the other tide!

8. What do you call fish that only care about themselves?

Shellfish!

9. What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Something catchy!

10. Why was the fish blushing?

Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.

11. What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

Dam!

12. What is a fish’s favourite room?

The living room, because that’s where the aquarium is!

13. What did the lobster say to the fish that kept following him?

Stop bugging me!

14. What is a fish’s least favourite day of the week?

Fry-day.

15. Growing up, what was the fish’s favorite fairy tale?

Aladdin, because of the magic carpet!

16. How do fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

17. Why did the fish stay at home all day?

He didn’t want to flounder around!

18. Why did the shark spit out the clownfish?

Because it tasted funny!

19. Where does a fish go when it’s sick?

To the doc, for some vitamin sea!

20. What do you call a casual fish?

Laid-baccarat!

21. Did you hear about the dispute between the fish and the whale?

They had a squabble in deep waters!

22. What does a fish take for lunch?

A sand-wich!

23. Who helps little fish cross the road safely?

The crossing cod!

24. How do you make a goldfish age?

Remove the ‘g’!

25. Why do some fish live at the bottom of the ocean?

They dropped out of school!

26. What kind of fish is best to square off with?

A swordfish.

27. Where do fish get their knowledge?

Schools, just like us!

28. Why did the tuna blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

29. What do fish and maps have in common?

Both have scales!

30. What do you call a fish with a crown?

A king fish!

31. What was the marine biologist’s kid’s favorite nursery song?

‘Hush little baby, don’t say a word, Papa’s gonna buy you a mocking birdfish.’

32. How do you organize a fish party?

With some good trout and bass!

33. Who do fish always know how to call in an emergency?

Because they keep up with the current events!

34. What do you call a lawyer shark?

A shark-efeller!

35. Why did the shrimp never share?

Because it was a little shellfish!

The Reel Conclusion: Best Fish Jokes

That’s it, chucklers and gigglers – our tide of 35 fish jokes meant to leave you swimming in laughter! These jokes run the current from long-form stories to quick, slippery one-liners. Full of wit and whimsy, these fish puns are perfect for sharing a laugh with friends, family, or even on social media.

These jokes have been carefully selected to hook you and reel you in for a giggle. As you dive into the hilarious world of fish jokes, consider yourself positively scaled with laughter. Moving forward, we aim to keep bringing more such breezy puns and jokes, not just from the underwater world, but from the entire land above and beyond as well.

Caught a rib-tickler? Hooked on hilarity? Then, share these jokes, puns and all things funny! Don’t be shellfish, spread the humor. Tickled to the bone? Subscribe now for a regular feed of chuckles and smiles. And remember, in a world full of options, be a clownfish – because who doesn’t love a little laughter making waves in their life?

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