If laughter is the best medicine, then post-graduation blues definitely call for some humor. Here with the cure, we’ve teed up hilarious graduation jokes to help the class of 2021 and beyond to celebrate this milestone with a hearty laugh.
Whether you’re a proud mom or dad, a jubilant graduate, or the unwitting victim of a flying mortarboard, there’s a punchline in here with your name on it. Grab your diploma, put on your best robe, and prepare for clever quips, witty one-liners, and laughter-filled anecdotes.
Table of the Best Graduation Jokes
1. What did the science graduate ask at the job interview?
“Do you have any room for an experienced proton?”
2. How does a philosophy major call for their cat?
“Purr-socrates, come here!”
3. Why is graduation is a lot like a toilet paper roll?
It’s all over after one big flush.
4. What’s a math student’s favorite season?
Sum-mer!
5. How does a marine biologist start their graduation speech?
“For all intents and porpoises…”
6. Why didn’t the sun go to university?
Because it already had too many degrees!
7. Why did the graduate wear a compass to their ceremony?
To head in the right direction.
8. What’s a computer science student’s favorite type of party?
A LAN party.
9. How does an arts student catch a squirrel?
“Climb a tree and act like a canvas.”
10. What did the geography grad bring to their first job?
“A world of experience!”
11. What is an English graduate’s favourite tea?
Syntax.
12. Why did the music major get a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
13. What did the history course’s final exam say?
“This too shall pass.”
14. Why was the physics book full of self-esteem?
It had all the ‘matter’.
15. Why did the English major get a bakery job?
They needed to proof-read.
16. How does a grad student make coffee disappear?
‘Sip’-pothesis.
17. What is a plant science grad’s favourite band?
The Roots.
18. What did the biology student go as for Halloween?
A “gene-y” in a bottle!
19. Why did the poli-sci grad look at the calendar?
To study current events.
20. Why were the graduate’s clothes very wet?
Because knowledge was seeping in.
21. What did the graduate say to the pencil?
Thanks for always having a point!
22. Why did the psychology major bring a ladder to graduation?
To climb the hierarchy of needs!
23. What did the law graduate name their dog?
Sue!
24. How does a graduate stay cool during summer?
With their degree!
25. Why did the art student bring a paintbrush to the graduation party?
To make it a splash!
26. Why did the engineer cross the road after graduation?
To design a more efficient way to do it!
27. What did the chemistry graduate say to the beaker?
Thanks for being my solution!
28. Why did the graduate put a ruler under their pillow?
To measure how much they learned overnight!
29. What did the literature grad say to the bookworm?
We make a novel pair!
30. How did the business major propose to their partner?
With a merger proposal!
31. What’s a graduate’s favorite type of joke?
A degree of humor!
32. Why did the math graduate love hiking?
They enjoyed the range!
33. What do you call a group of graduates?
A class act!
34. What did the sociology major say to their friends at graduation?
We made a social impact!
35. Why did the marketing graduate bring a mirror to the ceremony?
To reflect on their achievements!
36. What kind of animal can never graduate high school?
… A cheetah! (because it’s always spotted)
37. What did the nursing graduate say to the bandage?
Thanks for always having me covered!
38. Why did the physics major start a band?
Because they had the right “wave” length!
39. How do literature graduates stay organized?
They keep everything in chapters!
40. What did the film student say after graduation?
That’s a wrap!
Last bell rings on fun graduation puns
Time to tap out from our humor graduation ceremony. We hope you’ve had a good laugh or groan at our graduation jokes. You know what they say, the clever person laughs at others; the wise person laughs at themselves.
Congratulations to all of the graduates out there, and remember to keep a good sense of humor as you move forward. Ensure you bookmark and share this graduate humor hub to add a dash of funny to someone else’s day, especially if they can’t tell their Bachelor’s Degree from their Fahrenheit. So, put on that graduation gown, toss your cap in the air, and let the good times roll with these graduation zingers!
Remember, we may not be able to solve the quadratic equation, but we sure can put a smile on your face. Don’t forget to check out other funny articles on our website jokeandpun.com and remember, laughter truly is the best gift that keeps on giving!
