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90 Mythical Greek Jokes That Bring Ancient Laughs

Prepare to lose your marbles. These jokes are legendary.
Dr. Charlie ThompsonBy Dr. Charlie Thompson11 Mins Read
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Greek mythology has always captivated us with tales of gods, mortals, and heroes. Now, don’t get too serious—ever wonder what these ancient figures would be like with a sense of humor? Turns out they were quite the comedian types! Whether you’re chatting with Apollo over Wi-Fi signal or debating existential matters with Hades, there’s no shortage of laugh potential.

Fun fact: the ancient Greeks were fans of wordplay and satire—they held comedy contests in theaters! Grab your favorite toga, pour yourself an amphora of wine, and prepare for ancient jokes as epic as the odyssey itself.

Although the myths may be ancient, these Greek jokes are fresher than nectar and ambrosia served in the sacred halls of Mount Olympus.

Table of the Funniest Greek Jokes

  • 1. Why did Zeus break up with his girlfriend?
  • 2. What did Hera say when she caught Zeus sneaking out?
  • 3. Why did Hermes always win in hide and seek?
  • 4. Why doesn’t Hephaestus ever play poker?
  • 5. What’s Hades’ favorite room in the house?
  • 6. Why did Apollo fail his music test?
  • 7. What’s Ares’s strategy in dodgeball?
  • 8. Why did Persephone become such a great gardener?
  • 9. What’s Athena’s idea of a perfect weekend?
  • 10. How do you make sure Poseidon never steals your coffee?
  • 11. Why did Demeter start a food blog?
  • 12. Why didn’t Icarus invest in sunscreen?
  • 13. What’s Medusa’s favorite type of music?
  • 14. Why was Dionysus always the life of the party?
  • 15. What did Narcissus say when he looked in the mirror?
  • 16. Why is Zeus like a bad Wi-Fi connection?
  • 17. Why doesn’t Artemis ever compete in archery tournaments?
  • 18. What’s one thing Hades refuses to acknowledge?
  • 19. How does Athena deal with stress?
  • 20. Why doesn’t Apollo ever sing karaoke?
  • 21. Why did Odysseus bring a GPS on his trip?
  • 22. What’s Chiron’s favorite way to work out?
  • 23. Why did Hera refuse to go to the buffet?
  • 24. Why did Pandora make a terrible roommate?
  • 25. Why did Achilles avoid every marathon invite?
  • 26. Why did Hermes get kicked out of the gym?
  • 27. Why did the Minotaur get into trouble at work?
  • 28. How does Hercules stay in shape?
  • 29. What’s Ares’s favorite chore at home?
  • 30. Why is Aphrodite bad at playing hide-and-seek?
  • 31. What did Theseus say when the Minotaur invited him to hang out?
  • 32. Why did Sisyphus refuse to become a boulder salesperson?
  • 33. Why did Persephone open a flower shop?
  • 34. How does Poseidon stay informed?
  • 35. Why did the Oracle always dominate the debate team?
  • 36. Why did Achilles try new shoes?
  • 37. How does Hera start her mornings?
  • 38. Why was Hermes terrible at charades?
  • 39. Why did Hephaestus start a DIY YouTube channel?
  • 40. Why did Medusa start wearing sunglasses?
  • 41. What’s Zeus’s least favorite part of weddings?
  • 42. Why is Dionysus never hungover?
  • 43. What’s Artemis’s favorite type of arrow?
  • 44. Why do people love hanging out with the Fates?
  • 45. Why don’t Greek gods ever need life insurance?
  • 46. Why was Hera mad when Zeus started a podcast?
  • 47. Why don’t demigods play cards?
  • 48. Why did Perseus avoid PhD programs?
  • 49. Why did Demeter refuse diet advice?
  • 50. How does Poseidon part the waves on a crowded beach?
  • 51. Why did Ares get into stand-up comedy?
  • 52. Why is Medusa bad at socializing?
  • 53. Why did Eros get kicked off dating apps?
  • 54. What’s Demeter’s secret to eternal youth?
  • 55. Why is Icarus terrible at baking?
  • 56. Why didn’t Zeus play any musical instruments?
  • 57. How does Hermes avoid traffic?
  • 58. What did the Cyclops say when asked to join the book club?
  • 59. Why don’t gods go skiing?
  • 60. Why doesn’t Apollo need a flashlight?
  • 61. What’s Pandora’s least favorite app on her phone?
  • 62. Why did Achilles start a skincare line?
  • 63. Why doesn’t Zeus ever write his autobiography?
  • 64. Why did Artemis get banned from dating apps?
  • 65. Why does everyone love hanging out with Centaurs?
  • 66. What was Persephone’s least favorite vegetable growing up?
  • 67. Why do people keep asking Demeter for gardening advice?
  • 68. Why is Hades the best barista?
  • 69. Why did Zeus launch a new energy drink?
  • 70. How do we know Medusa’s favorite number?
  • 71. Why did Atlas open a massage therapy clinic?
  • 72. What is Dionysus’s workout routine?
  • 73. What do you call an indecisive god?
  • 74. Why did Hera get into fashion design?
  • 75. How does Achilles demonstrate great resilience?
  • 76. Why does Apollo avoid the beach?
  • 77. Why did the Oracle cross the road?
  • 78. What’s Artemis’s spirit animal?
  • 79. Why was Hermes late to the party?
  • 80. Why did Zeus lumber into a courtroom?
  • 81. Why don’t Greek gods ever need marriage counselors?
  • 82. How do you put Medusa to sleep?
  • 83. Why did Demeter flip out at the grocery store?
  • 84. Why doesn’t Poseidon need a vacation?
  • 85. What did Icarus ask the DJ?
  • 86. Why did Athena start a detective agency?
  • 87. Why did Odysseus start a delivery service?
  • 88. What’s Hades’ favorite exercise?
  • 89. Why did Zeus avoid buying new shoes?
  • 90. Why was Hera tired of Ganymede?

1. Why did Zeus break up with his girlfriend?

She was too much of a storm in his life.

2. What did Hera say when she caught Zeus sneaking out?

“Lightning never strikes the same place twice. So, where were you?”

3. Why did Hermes always win in hide and seek?

Because he was born to be the god of running away.

4. Why doesn’t Hephaestus ever play poker?

Because his hands are always fired up!

5. What’s Hades’ favorite room in the house?

The under-stair storage.

6. Why did Apollo fail his music test?

Because his lyre was a little off-key.

7. What’s Ares’s strategy in dodgeball?

Hit first, ask questions later.

8. Why did Persephone become such a great gardener?

Because she had roots in the underworld.

9. What’s Athena’s idea of a perfect weekend?

Reading strategies and beating up some monsters.

10. How do you make sure Poseidon never steals your coffee?

Always drink de-caffen-SEA-ted.

11. Why did Demeter start a food blog?

She wanted to share her farm-to-table lifestyle.

12. Why didn’t Icarus invest in sunscreen?

He always thought SPF stood for “Sun Powered Flight”.

13. What’s Medusa’s favorite type of music?

Rock.

14. Why was Dionysus always the life of the party?

Because wherever he went, the wine followed.

15. What did Narcissus say when he looked in the mirror?

“Who needs Tinder when you’ve got this?”

16. Why is Zeus like a bad Wi-Fi connection?

He’s always dropping his thunderbolts.

17. Why doesn’t Artemis ever compete in archery tournaments?

She’s worried her shots are too on point.

18. What’s one thing Hades refuses to acknowledge?

He’s in a dead-end job.

19. How does Athena deal with stress?

She meditates…strategically.

20. Why doesn’t Apollo ever sing karaoke?

He can’t share the spotlight.

21. Why did Odysseus bring a GPS on his trip?

Because he’s tired of taking the long way home.

22. What’s Chiron’s favorite way to work out?

Centaur-lastic resistance bands.

23. Why did Hera refuse to go to the buffet?

She knew Zeus couldn’t commit to just one dish.

24. Why did Pandora make a terrible roommate?

She couldn’t stop opening other people’s boxes.

25. Why did Achilles avoid every marathon invite?

One bad heel experience ruined running forever.

26. Why did Hermes get kicked out of the gym?

He was caught stealing reps.

27. Why did the Minotaur get into trouble at work?

He always bull-dozes his assignments.

28. How does Hercules stay in shape?

He lifts more myths than weights.

29. What’s Ares’s favorite chore at home?

The battle against laundry.

30. Why is Aphrodite bad at playing hide-and-seek?

You can’t hide love.

31. What did Theseus say when the Minotaur invited him to hang out?

“I’m trying to dodge bull right now, thanks.”

32. Why did Sisyphus refuse to become a boulder salesperson?

He was tired of carrying the weight of it all.

33. Why did Persephone open a flower shop?

She wanted to sell rare Underworld blooms.

34. How does Poseidon stay informed?

He always surfs the net.

35. Why did the Oracle always dominate the debate team?

She had an answer for everything.

36. Why did Achilles try new shoes?

He was aiming for heel protection, obviously.

37. How does Hera start her mornings?

By getting her god-essentials…and spying on Zeus.

38. Why was Hermes terrible at charades?

He gave away the game with every gesture.

39. Why did Hephaestus start a DIY YouTube channel?

Because everything he makes is fire.

40. Why did Medusa start wearing sunglasses?

Eye contact was turning into a real stone-cold problem.

41. What’s Zeus’s least favorite part of weddings?

The monogamy.

42. Why is Dionysus never hungover?

Because he’s literally living the wine-life.

43. What’s Artemis’s favorite type of arrow?

One that never misses the target… sort of like her judgments.

44. Why do people love hanging out with the Fates?

Because they always have threads of good conversation.

45. Why don’t Greek gods ever need life insurance?

They’ve got divine protection.

46. Why was Hera mad when Zeus started a podcast?

Because he interviewed too many Muses.

47. Why don’t demigods play cards?

Too many divine hands.

48. Why did Perseus avoid PhD programs?

He already decapitated a big head, thank you very much.

49. Why did Demeter refuse diet advice?

She’s been harvesting her own grain for centuries.

50. How does Poseidon part the waves on a crowded beach?

With sheer force of water-ritty.

51. Why did Ares get into stand-up comedy?

He was tired of waging wars and wanted to wage laughs.

52. Why is Medusa bad at socializing?

She tends to stone-wall people in conversations.

53. Why did Eros get kicked off dating apps?

Too many arrows to the heart.

54. What’s Demeter’s secret to eternal youth?

Staying rooted in nature.

55. Why is Icarus terrible at baking?

Everything he touches melts.

56. Why didn’t Zeus play any musical instruments?

He already controlled enough electric strings.

57. How does Hermes avoid traffic?

He’s got wingmen.

58. What did the Cyclops say when asked to join the book club?

“I only have eyes for epics.”

59. Why don’t gods go skiing?

They think Mount Olympus is fun enough without snow.

60. Why doesn’t Apollo need a flashlight?

He’s always shedding light on everything.

61. What’s Pandora’s least favorite app on her phone?

Pop-up notifications.

62. Why did Achilles start a skincare line?

To promote healthier heels.

63. Why doesn’t Zeus ever write his autobiography?

It’s hard to fit centuries of infidelity in one book.

64. Why did Artemis get banned from dating apps?

She hunted down all of her matches.

65. Why does everyone love hanging out with Centaurs?

They’re always up for a galloping good time.

66. What was Persephone’s least favorite vegetable growing up?

Pomegranates, obviously.

67. Why do people keep asking Demeter for gardening advice?

She’s got an ear of wheat for it.

68. Why is Hades the best barista?

He always delivers you to the dark side of the roast.

69. Why did Zeus launch a new energy drink?

ThunderBolt—it’s electrifying.

70. How do we know Medusa’s favorite number?

Because it’s always set in stone.

71. Why did Atlas open a massage therapy clinic?

He’s known for lifting the weight off your shoulders.

72. What is Dionysus’s workout routine?

Vine lifting.

73. What do you call an indecisive god?

Hermes-tating.

74. Why did Hera get into fashion design?

Because she’s been draping herself in drama for centuries.

75. How does Achilles demonstrate great resilience?

By walking the line (just keep the line away from his heel).

76. Why does Apollo avoid the beach?

He’s afraid of being called a sun burnout.

77. Why did the Oracle cross the road?

She foresaw the chicken getting there first.

78. What’s Artemis’s spirit animal?

Her bow and arrow.

79. Why was Hermes late to the party?

He took a Hermes detour!

80. Why did Zeus lumber into a courtroom?

He was facing thunderous charges.

81. Why don’t Greek gods ever need marriage counselors?

Because they prefer divine intervention.

82. How do you put Medusa to sleep?

Tell her to relax and uncoil.

83. Why did Demeter flip out at the grocery store?

Someone was blocking the grain aisle.

84. Why doesn’t Poseidon need a vacation?

Every day is a break when you’re king of the seas.

85. What did Icarus ask the DJ?

“Turn up the heat!”

86. Why did Athena start a detective agency?

She’s the goddess of wisdom, and no one solves cases better.

87. Why did Odysseus start a delivery service?

Because he’s experienced in taking the long way around.

88. What’s Hades’ favorite exercise?

Deadlifts.

89. Why did Zeus avoid buying new shoes?

He never cared for sole commitments.

90. Why was Hera tired of Ganymede?

He was always bringing everyone else’s ambrosia—except hers.

An ancient tradition of humor awaits your share!

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