Looking for Hamster Jokes that sprint straight into adorable territory? You’re in the right habitat. Super fun fact: a tiny hamster can run the rodent equivalent of a marathon—up to six miles—in a single night, all on those petite power legs. That’s more mileage than most of us get in a week, and they do it while storing snacks in cheek pouches that stretch from mouth to shoulder like built-in backpacks.
If you love a good chuckle about small critters doing big things, warm up with some animal jokes, glide into punny one-liners, or tag in for classic dad jokes. For the curious, these Hamster Jokes trace back to the simple joy of observing these night-shift athletes; if you want the science behind the fluff, hop over to the hamster entry on Wikipedia to meet the squeaky stars behind the humor.
Ready to roll through a labyrinth of giggles? Grab a seed snack, settle into your fluff, and let these Hamster Jokes do the heavy spinning.
Table of the Funniest Hamster Jokes
1. Why did the hamster bring an overnight bag to the wheel?
He likes to pack light but run far.
2. What do you call a hamster marathon?
A wheely long story.
3. Why are hamsters terrible at secrets?
Because they store everything in their cheeks.
4. What’s a hamster’s favorite social network?
Whisker.
5. How do hamsters greet each other at the gym?
Squeak to meet you—now let’s roll.
6. Why did the hamster sit at the computer?
To browse the inter-nest.
7. What do you call a worldly, well-traveled hamster?
A citizen of Hamsterdam.
8. Why do hamsters make good DJs?
They’re great at dropping sick squeaks.
9. What’s a hamster’s favorite board game?
Wheel of Fortune.
10. Why did the hamster cross the room at 3 a.m.?
Night shift cardio.
11. What do you call a hamster with rhythm?
A hip-hop squeaker.
12. Why are hamsters excellent bankers?
They’re pros at savings deposits.
13. What’s a hamster’s favorite sandwich?
PB and Squeak.
14. What do hamsters study in college?
Hamtropology.
15. Why do hamsters make terrible comedians?
Their timing is a little squeaky.
16. What’s a hamster’s favorite dance move?
The wheelie.
17. Why did the hamster become a detective?
To crack the case of the missing sunflower seeds.
18. What do you call a hamster who’s good with tools?
A hamdyman.
19. Why did the hamster bring an umbrella?
In case of seed showers.
20. What’s a hamster’s favorite city break?
Chew York City.
21. Why don’t hamsters need GPS?
They always find their wheel home.
22. What do you call a hamster magician?
Houdini with whiskers.
23. Why did the hamster get promoted?
High ham-bition and relentless spin.
24. What’s a hamster’s favorite drink?
Squeak tea.
25. What’s a hamster’s favorite bedtime story?
The Velveteen Wheel.
26. Why was the hamster so good at math?
He could count on his little paws.
27. What kind of music do hamsters stream?
Roll and squeak.
28. Why did the hamster bring a ladder into the cage?
To take his cardio to the next level.
29. What do you call a hamster at the beach?
A sand-chewer.
30. Why do hamsters love tunnels?
It’s the fast track to adventure.
31. What’s a hamster’s favorite movie genre?
Whiskerious thrillers.
32. Why did the hamster take up meditation?
To find his inner stillness between sprints.
33. What do you call a hamster with a podcast?
A mic-ro influencer.
34. Why don’t hamsters start arguments?
They prefer civil squeak.
35. What’s a hamster’s favorite party game?
Spin the bottle—then sip from it.
36. Why did the hamster sit on a pile of bedding?
He wanted a throne of fluff.
37. What do you call a hamster who paints?
Claude Hamonet.
38. Why did the hamster bring a flashlight?
For late-night seed raids.
39. What’s a hamster’s motto?
If at first you don’t succeed, wheel, wheel again.
40. What do you call a hamster who writes poetry?
A verse-atile squeaker.
41. Why did the hamster audition for a band?
He wanted to play the squeak-ar.
42. What’s a hamster’s favorite holiday?
Squeakend getaway.
43. Why are hamster houses always tidy?
They stash clutter in the cheeks.
44. What do you call a heroic hamster?
The Incredi-chew.
45. Why did the hamster join a book club?
For tales of tails.
46. What’s a hamster’s favorite snack at the movies?
Pop squeak-corn.
47. Why did the hamster start a garden?
To grow his own seed capital.
48. What do you call a hamster with a crown?
The wheel deal.
49. Why was the hamster’s wheel squeaky?
It wanted to make a little noise about the cardio.
50. What do hamsters say when they pass each other on the wheel?
After you—no, after squeak.
51. What do you call a hamster who codes?
A soft-wear chewer.
52. Why did the hamster install a window?
For seed-side views.
53. What’s a hamster’s favorite sci-fi?
Star Paws: A New Squeak.
54. Why are hamsters great at budgeting?
They always plan for rainy seed days.
55. What do you call a hamster comedian who finally nails a joke?
A stand-up squeak-cess.
56. Why did the hamster carry a map?
To navigate the labyrinth of tubes.
57. What’s a hamster’s favorite sport?
Track and squeal.
58. Why did the hamster join a choir?
He had perfect pitch—mostly for water bottles.
59. What do you call a hamster on vacation?
A resort rodent.
60. Why did the hamster sit under the wheel?
It wanted shade from all that spin.
61. What’s a hamster’s favorite computer command?
Ctrl+Squeak.
62. Why did the hamster refuse to leave the cage?
His lease had a tiny print clause.
63. What do you call a hamster who cracks codes?
Sherlock Squeaks.
64. Why did the hamster host a talk show?
For the interview of the wheel.
65. What’s a hamster’s favorite breakfast?
Granola and a dash of dash.
66. Why did the hamster bring a stopwatch?
To time his personal wheel records.
67. What do you call a hamster who loves puns?
A whisker-wordsmith.
68. Why do hamsters avoid drama?
They prefer mellow-dy.
69. What’s a hamster’s favorite subject in school?
History of the wheel.
70. Why did the hamster open a bakery?
To make roll models.
71. What do you call a hamster who’s always curious?
A why-squeaker.
72. Why did the hamster bring a notebook?
To jot down his wheel thoughts.
73. What’s a hamster’s favorite weather?
A light breeze—perfect for floof.
74. Why do hamsters love midnight?
Prime wheel estate.
75. What do you call a hamster astronaut?
An astro-nibbler.
76. Why did the hamster sign up for a marathon?
To chase his tiny PR.
77. What’s a hamster’s favorite dessert?
Chew-ros.
78. Why did the hamster call tech support?
The wheel was buffering.
79. What do you call a hamster that can’t stop talking?
A chatterbox with cheek capacity.
80. Why did the hamster wear sunglasses?
Because his future is fur-bright.
81. What’s a hamster’s favorite piece of furniture?
A love squeat right by the bottle.
82. Why do hamsters make great writers?
They master the short squeak story.
83. What do you call a hamster who practices yoga?
A calm-stir.
84. Why did the hamster refuse to run today?
It was his rest squeak.
85. What’s a hamster’s favorite car brand?
Mini, obviously.
86. Why did the hamster bring a calendar?
To mark wheel milestones.
87. What do you call a hamster DJ’s hit album?
Seeds and Beats.
88. Why did the hamster quit the gossip group?
Too many squeak leaks.
89. What’s a hamster’s favorite kind of joke?
Any with a good twist and roll.
90. Why did the hamster make a to-do list?
To stay on track.
91. What do you call a hamster who’s great at multitasking?
A simultaneous squeaker.
92. Why did the hamster write a thank-you note to the wheel?
For always being there when he needed a spin.
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