If you’re surfing the internet’s waves for some comedy gold, we’ve got a tidal wave of humor to hula your funny bone. Get ready to say ‘Aloha’ to this tropical pun-demic of witty Hawaii jokes, as we set up camp on the beaches of the world’s most beloved vacation hotspot. Brace yourselves because laughter is about to become your new ‘coconutty’ addiction!
Table of the Hottest Hawaii Jokes
1. Why don’t you ever see sharks in Hawaii?
Because they can’t afford the plane tickets!
2. How do you know Spiderman has never been to Hawaii?
He doesn’t have a tan!
3. What do you call an Hawaiian cat?
Aloha-cat!
4. What’s the only Hawaiian city that fits in your pocket?
Mini-apple-lis!
5. Why do tourists go to Hawaii?
Because they can’t resist the l-‘lei’-zy days!
6. What do you call a Hawaiian pizza that can sing?
Pine-Apple!
7. How do you greet a Hawaiian dog?
Alo-hawow!
8. What did the beach say to the surfer?
Surf’s up, dude!
9. What’s the favorite local sport in Hawaii?
Island Hopping!
10. Why are Hawaiian pizzas poor runners?
They always end up getting sliced!
…And the laughs keep rolling in!
11. What do you call a Hawaiian with a victory?
A wi-‘lei’ winner!
12. Why wouldn’t the computer take its vacation in Hawaii?
It had too many windows to surf!
13. What did the Hawaiian say when he left the restaurant?
M’Aloha!
14. What do you call an Hawaiian fish who knows all?
A fish-iki!
15. Why don’t football teams go to Hawaii?
Because they’d lose all their points on a hula hoop!
16. Which cookie lives in Hawaii?
Maui Munchies!
17. What do you call a Hawaiian who’s always late?
Aloha-ter!
18. Why don’t basketball players go on vacation to Hawaii?
They’d get called for traveling!
19. What fish only swims in hot water?
A Volca-no fish!
20. What do Hawaiians play instead of the guitar?
The uke-lily!
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21. Why don’t Hawaiians get lost?
Because they always have their “island” senses!
22. What do you call a Hawaiian dance party?
A hula-balloo!
23. Why did the coconut stop in Hawaii?
It wanted to “hang loose!”
24. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite vegetable?
Leek-iki!
25. Why did the pineapple go to the luau?
To get to the heart of the party!
26. Why did the volcano go to school?
It wanted to become a “lava” expert!
27. What do you call a Hawaiian pig with a sunburn?
A hot dog!
28. How do Hawaiians make their coffee?
With a little aloha and a lot of “kona”!
29. What do you call a Hawaiian rainstorm?
A hula-shower!
30. Why did the crab move to Hawaii?
For a little “crab-solutely” fabulous beach time!
31. What do Hawaiian birds say in the morning?
Alo-ha!
32. Why do surfers love Hawaii?
Because the waves are always gnarly!
33. Why did the tiki torch get promoted?
Because it was always “lit” at work!
34. What’s a Hawaiian whale’s favorite game?
Fin and Seek!
35. How do Hawaiians say “Merry Christmas”?Â
Mele Kalikimaka! (But you knew that already, right?)
36. Why did the surfer break up with the volcano?Â
Because he lava’d her but she kept erupting!
Well, there you have it – surf’s up with these phenomenal Hawaii jokes guaranteed to have you saying ‘Aloha’ to laughter. Who knew the Aloha state could offer such belly-full fun!
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