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100 Immigration Jokes That Will Keep You Laughing Through the Visa Process

Because crossing borders doesn’t always have to be serious business.
Danny "D-Mac" McAllisterBy Danny "D-Mac" McAllister14 Mins Read
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Immigration Jokes That Will Keep You Laughing Through the Visa Process
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Navigating the rigors of the visa process can be stressful, confusing, and time-consuming—it’s like waiting in an “invisible line” that seems endless. But who says you can’t have some laughs while you wait? Let’s take that same process and turn it into something extraordinary—something hilarious.

Fun fact: Did you know the word “immigration” was first used back in 17th-century English writings? That means we’ve had hundreds of years of border-crossing humor bubbling up. So what better way to pass the time while you’re figuring out paperwork, passport stamps, and customs lines than with these side-splitting immigration jokes?

Ready? Let’s dive into these hilarious immigration jokes that might make you crack up so hard the embassy staff will hear you!

Table of the Funniest Immigration Jokes

  • 1. Why aren’t immigration officials good at stand-up comedy?
  • 2. What did the visa say to the passport?
  • 3. Why don’t immigrants tell secrets at the border?
  • 4. Did you hear about the immigrant who became a lawyer?
  • 5. What do you call it when an immigrant goes to court?
  • 6. I told my friend who works in customs a joke…
  • 7. Why did the immigrant break up with his long-distance girlfriend?
  • 8. What kind of advice would a friendly border agent give?
  • 9. Why don’t citizenship tests have multiple-choice questions?
  • 10. What does an immigrant use to solve a crossword puzzle?
  • 11. What did the customs officer say to the smuggler?
  • 12. Why did the immigrant carry a ladder at the airport?
  • 13. The visa agent asked, “Do you have anything to declare?”
  • 14. How do you know if your immigration officer has a sense of humor?
  • 15. Why don’t passports tell good stories?
  • 16. What do you call a cat at a border checkpoint?
  • 17. Why was the immigrant’s visa photo blurry?
  • 18. What did one visa say to another at the embassy ball?
  • 19. Why was the immigrant obsessed with time zones?
  • 20. How do immigrants politely excuse themselves at the embassy?
  • 21. I told my visa officer I was a comedian.
  • 22. Why did the immigrant always carry a map around?
  • 23. Why did the immigrant bring an umbrella to the consulate?
  • 24. What’s an immigrant’s favorite kind of music?
  • 25. What did the immigrant say when they finally got their visa?
  • 26. Why was the consular officer always laughing?
  • 27. What does an immigrant’s boss say during a job interview?
  • 28. Did you hear about the immigrant physicist?
  • 29. Immigration forms are like puzzles.
  • 30. What’s an immigrant’s favorite television show?
  • 31. What do you get when two countries argue over a visa application?
  • 32. Why did the immigrant love geometry?
  • 33. What do newly migrated birds say during winter?
  • 34. Why don’t submarines immigrate?
  • 35. What’s an immigrant’s favorite social activity?
  • 36. Why did the alien go to the consulate?
  • 37. What do you call an umbrella at a visa interview?
  • 38. Why did the immigrant avoid playing musical chairs?
  • 39. Why did the artist immigrant never wait in line at customs?
  • 40. What do you call an immigrant’s favorite jam?
  • 41. How do you know if an immigrant has acclimated to their new country?
  • 42. What do you get when you cross a plane ticket and a visa?
  • 43. How does an immigrant apply for a social network?
  • 44. Why are border checkpoints the best places to read jokes?
  • 45. Why did visa applications fall in love?
  • 46. Why did the immigrant carry a flashlight?
  • 47. What’s the best way to comfort an exhausted immigrant?
  • 48. What did the stamp say to the denied visa?
  • 49. Why don’t visas ever fail tests?
  • 50. Why was the immigrating tree so optimistic?
  • 51. What’s the first thing an immigrant thinks when their passport is stamped?
  • 52. How do you throw an immigration theme party?
  • 53. What is a passport’s least favorite question?
  • 54. Why was the visa application book so popular?
  • 55. Why did the student visa quiver?
  • 56. What did the immigration officer say on Halloween?
  • 57. Why did the immigration application rejoice?
  • 58. What’s an immigrant’s favorite workout?
  • 59. What did the passport say to the visa officer?
  • 60. How does an immigrant order pizza?
  • 61. Why did the immigration attorney become a comedian?
  • 62. How do you know if you’re at an immigration office or a comedy club?
  • 63. Why was the immigrant always in a rush?
  • 64. What’s an immigrant’s favorite fruit?
  • 65. What are an immigrant’s favorite type of stories?
  • 66. Why do visa applications get denied?
  • 67. Why did the immigrant file their taxes early?
  • 68. What did the document checker say when they were bored?
  • 69. What’s an immigrant’s favorite exam?
  • 70. Why did the immigrant love suspense movies?
  • 71. When does an immigrant feel like a superhero?
  • 72. Why did the visa officer fall asleep at work?
  • 73. What do you call a visa denied on Halloween?
  • 74. Why are all immigrants champions at patience?
  • 75. Why don’t passports drink coffee?
  • 76. What’s faster than a speeding bullet—but slower than visa processing?
  • 77. Why did the immigrant visit the lighthouse?
  • 78. Why do immigrants always travel light?
  • 79. How do you comfort an upset passport applicant?
  • 80. I tried making a joke about immigration.
  • 81. Why didn’t the immigration paperwork laugh at my joke?
  • 82. Why did the joke cross the border?
  • 83. What did the confused immigrant need at the consulate?
  • 84. What’s an immigrant’s favorite monopoly property?
  • 85. Why in the world do immigrants laugh while waiting?
  • 86. Why would you never prank call passport control?
  • 87. How do visas tell secrets?
  • 88. What do permanent residents need after paying fees?
  • 89. How does an immigration lawyer keep laughing?
  • 90. How long is the immigration line at customs?
  • 91. What do visas and knock-knock jokes have in common?
  • 92. When’s the best time to break out an immigration joke?
  • 93. What’s an immigrant’s cure for jet lag?
  • 94. Why do border officers never laugh at puns?
  • 95. Why should you tell jokes in foreign languages?
  • 96. What’s a Mexican immigrant’s favorite type of cake?
  • 97. Did you hear about the immigrant comedian?
  • 98. Why do embassies have great coffee?
  • 99. What did the visa agent say to the drama queen?
  • 100. How does an immigrant book their flight?
  • 101. Why did Donald Trump refuse to play hide-and-seek with immigration officers?

1. Why aren’t immigration officials good at stand-up comedy?

They’ve heard it all before!

2. What did the visa say to the passport?

“Stick with me, and we’ll go places!”

3. Why don’t immigrants tell secrets at the border?

Because the walls have ears… and sensors!

4. Did you hear about the immigrant who became a lawyer?

Now he’s representing the “cross-examined.”

5. What do you call it when an immigrant goes to court?

A borderline case.

6. I told my friend who works in customs a joke…

It was cleared for entry—after inspection.

7. Why did the immigrant break up with his long-distance girlfriend?

The relationship had too many border issues.

8. What kind of advice would a friendly border agent give?

“Always look at the bright side of the checkpoint sign!”

9. Why don’t citizenship tests have multiple-choice questions?

Because life doesn’t give you multiple choices.

10. What does an immigrant use to solve a crossword puzzle?

Pass-words.

11. What did the customs officer say to the smuggler?

“You crack me up faster than a scanned fake passport!”

12. Why did the immigrant carry a ladder at the airport?

They heard they needed to climb the immigration system.

13. The visa agent asked, “Do you have anything to declare?”

Yeah, total frustration, but I’ll keep it to myself.

14. How do you know if your immigration officer has a sense of humor?

You don’t. It’s classified information.

15. Why don’t passports tell good stories?

They’re too busy getting stamped.

16. What do you call a cat at a border checkpoint?

A purr-customs agent.

17. Why was the immigrant’s visa photo blurry?

Because they couldn’t focus on one country!

18. What did one visa say to another at the embassy ball?

“Why don’t you stamp by later?”

19. Why was the immigrant obsessed with time zones?

Because they loved crossing borders at all hours!

20. How do immigrants politely excuse themselves at the embassy?

“Sorry, I’ve got to skip mine… got a queue to catch!”

21. I told my visa officer I was a comedian.

They didn’t find it funny… they said, “Stand in line for two more hours.”

22. Why did the immigrant always carry a map around?

Because they liked to know their way around immigration forms.

23. Why did the immigrant bring an umbrella to the consulate?

They heard getting a visa could be a stormy process.

24. What’s an immigrant’s favorite kind of music?

Borderline rock.

25. What did the immigrant say when they finally got their visa?

“Well, this has been a trip—without even leaving!”

26. Why was the consular officer always laughing?

They found the perfect visa card in a joke book.

27. What does an immigrant’s boss say during a job interview?

“Sorry, visas can’t be approved based on puns—however funny that was.”

28. Did you hear about the immigrant physicist?

Their favorite concept? “The Speed of Light-Exiting.”

29. Immigration forms are like puzzles.

No matter how long they take, the satisfaction comes at the end—if you finish!

30. What’s an immigrant’s favorite television show?

Visa-Versa.

31. What do you get when two countries argue over a visa application?

A border-line dispute!

32. Why did the immigrant love geometry?

Because they always knew the best right angles to take when crossing borders.

33. What do newly migrated birds say during winter?

“Man, this visa process is for the birds!”

34. Why don’t submarines immigrate?

They just want to keep things on the down-low.

35. What’s an immigrant’s favorite social activity?

Stamp-collecting—passport-style!

36. Why did the alien go to the consulate?

Universal visa problems!

37. What do you call an umbrella at a visa interview?

“Temporary cover.”

38. Why did the immigrant avoid playing musical chairs?

They didn’t want to lose their seat—or their place in the visa queue!

39. Why did the artist immigrant never wait in line at customs?

They always drew outside of the lines.

40. What do you call an immigrant’s favorite jam?

Borderline blueberry.

41. How do you know if an immigrant has acclimated to their new country?

When they start arguing about double or single citizenship in trivia apps.

42. What do you get when you cross a plane ticket and a visa?

A boarding pass to comic territory!

43. How does an immigrant apply for a social network?

With a “Friend Request” form.

44. Why are border checkpoints the best places to read jokes?

Because everyone’s already waiting!

45. Why did visa applications fall in love?

They completed each other.

46. Why did the immigrant carry a flashlight?

To shine a light on the immigration process.

47. What’s the best way to comfort an exhausted immigrant?

“Don’t worry, we’ll get there—eventually.”

48. What did the stamp say to the denied visa?

“You didn’t make the cut!”

49. Why don’t visas ever fail tests?

Because they’re pre-approved!

50. Why was the immigrating tree so optimistic?

Because its roots crossed all limits!

51. What’s the first thing an immigrant thinks when their passport is stamped?

“One small stamp for man, one giant leap for international travel.”

52. How do you throw an immigration theme party?

You RSVP via forms only… after long wait times.

53. What is a passport’s least favorite question?

“Where have you been all my life?”

54. Why was the visa application book so popular?

Because it was a page-turner.

55. Why did the student visa quiver?

Because it would expire after finals!

56. What did the immigration officer say on Halloween?

“Trick or re-apply!”

57. Why did the immigration application rejoice?

It finally passed inspection!

58. What’s an immigrant’s favorite workout?

Endurance waiting.

59. What did the passport say to the visa officer?

“I’m just here for the ‘stamp’ of approval.”

60. How does an immigrant order pizza?

“Half Canadian bacon, half border security!”

61. Why did the immigration attorney become a comedian?

They loved cracking legal conundrums wide-open—literally and figuratively.

62. How do you know if you’re at an immigration office or a comedy club?

If it’s packed with people—it could be both!

63. Why was the immigrant always in a rush?

They wanted everything expedited… including laughter!

64. What’s an immigrant’s favorite fruit?

Borderline-bananas.

65. What are an immigrant’s favorite type of stories?

Across-the-borderline narratives.

66. Why do visa applications get denied?

They didn’t look visa-ble enough.

67. Why did the immigrant file their taxes early?

They wanted to cross every t and dot every country!

68. What did the document checker say when they were bored?

“I’ve seen this passport a million times!”

69. What’s an immigrant’s favorite exam?

The final… immigration test!

70. Why did the immigrant love suspense movies?

They thought every mystery had to do with “pending applications.”

71. When does an immigrant feel like a superhero?

When they pass the citizenship test!

72. Why did the visa officer fall asleep at work?

Too many closed cases.

73. What do you call a visa denied on Halloween?

A visa ghosted!

74. Why are all immigrants champions at patience?

Because they wait FOREVER.

75. Why don’t passports drink coffee?

Because they prefer international tea!

76. What’s faster than a speeding bullet—but slower than visa processing?

An actual plane!

77. Why did the immigrant visit the lighthouse?

To show their visa the light at the end of this process.

78. Why do immigrants always travel light?

Because the immigration process is heavy enough!

79. How do you comfort an upset passport applicant?

“There’s always the next stamp.”

80. I tried making a joke about immigration.

But it’s best I don’t export my humor across the border.

81. Why didn’t the immigration paperwork laugh at my joke?

It was too stiff.

82. Why did the joke cross the border?

It felt like being illegal wasn’t funny anymore!

83. What did the confused immigrant need at the consulate?

A checkpoint for sanity too!

84. What’s an immigrant’s favorite monopoly property?

Visa-Venue!

85. Why in the world do immigrants laugh while waiting?

It’s double the endurance!

86. Why would you never prank call passport control?

They take border jokes too seriously!

87. How do visas tell secrets?

They whisper through the barcode!

88. What do permanent residents need after paying fees?

Comic relief!

89. How does an immigration lawyer keep laughing?

One stamped case at a time.

90. How long is the immigration line at customs?

Longer than the line for a free comedy show.

91. What do visas and knock-knock jokes have in common?

You wait—and wait—for the punchline.

92. When’s the best time to break out an immigration joke?

When you’re stuck in passport control for too long.

93. What’s an immigrant’s cure for jet lag?

Jokes—they cross every timezone!

94. Why do border officers never laugh at puns?

They’ve had to check in too many every day.

95. Why should you tell jokes in foreign languages?

Because they’re a passport to instant fun!

96. What’s a Mexican immigrant’s favorite type of cake?

Tres-leches with a “visa” twist.

97. Did you hear about the immigrant comedian?

Their laughs are across borders—literally.

98. Why do embassies have great coffee?

So applicants stay serious—while laughing behind the counters!

99. What did the visa agent say to the drama queen?

“Application Interruptus!”

100. How does an immigrant book their flight?

With hopeful stamps of approval, and double the humor!

101. Why did Donald Trump refuse to play hide-and-seek with immigration officers?

Because Donald Trump said, “No one’s hiding — we’re building walls, not finding them!

Concluding on a joke-filled note

There’s no better way to survive the challenges of the immigration journey than with a smile and a few good laughs! Keep these jokes in your back pocket (or on your mobile screen) for those long waits or endless forms.

Did any of these immigration jokes make your border-crossing day brighter? Share them with your jet-setting friends! Make sure to bookmark **JokeAndPun.com** for more comedy gold, and keep the laughter rolling as you conquer the world one stamp at a time!

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