Prepare yourself for some side-splitting, Bieber-inspired humor because these jokes are as infectious as Justin’s chart-topping hits!
Being a Justin Bieber fan comes with its perks: the music, the charm, and, of course, the endless stream of puns and jokes that can make even the most stoic face crack a grin.
Before we dive into the hilarity, here’s a fun fact: Did you know that Justin Bieber was discovered on YouTube when he was only 13? With so much media and fan presence around him, it’s no wonder Beliebers and jokesters alike can’t help playing around with his fame.
So, Beliebers, get comfy because we’re about to rock your “baby, baby, baby” world with a laughter-packed list you won’t want to miss!
Table of the Funniest Justin Bieber Jokes
1. Why did Justin Bieber go to the bakery?
Because he wanted to pick up some dough, dough, dough, oh!
2. What’s Justin Bieber’s favorite type of bread?
Rolls… because he’s always on a roll!
3. Why did Justin Bieber start a garden?
To plant some “Sorry”-cuses!
4. What’s Justin Bieber’s favorite dance move?
The moon-walk because he’s out of this world.
5. Why doesn’t Justin Bieber need a clock?
Because he always gets the “Time of Our Lives” on stage!
6. How does Justin stay so fit?
He loves “running” through Beliebers’ minds!
7. Why don’t Justin Bieber concerts ever have bad weather?
Because no matter what, Justin always brings the “sunshine”!
8. What’s Justin’s biggest fear?
Running out of hair gel mid-concert!
9. Why does Justin Bieber make such good music?
Because he’s simply Un-“Belieb”-able!
10. What do you call Justin Bieber when he’s on a roll?
The Biebs-knees!
11. Why did Justin become a musician instead of a chef?
Because his songs are already too “spicy”!
12. What do Justin Bieber and an alarm clock have in common?
They both get you out of bed, but one does it with better tunes.
13. Why doesn’t Justin Bieber ever lose?
Because he “Never Say Never” quits!
14. What did Justin’s towel say to him after a shower?
I’ll be there to “Hold Tight”!
15. Why does Justin always look so stylish?
Because he’s got “swag” like it’s his full-time job!
16. What did the DJ say to Justin at the party?
You always “turn me up”!
17. Why did Bieber bring a pencil to his concert?
To draw the crowd in!
18. Why is Justin Bieber great at golfing?
Because his swing is just “Purpose”-ful.
19. What’s Justin Bieber’s favorite animal?
A “bel-Eagle” – because it soars high just like his career.
20. What do you call a Justin Bieber song that no one can stop listening to?
A “hit”… otherwise known as every song on his album!
21. How do you know Justin Bieber’s on vacation?
The airwaves are a little too quiet without him.
22. Why can you never take a nap at a Bieber concert?
Because it’s “Too Late Now to Say Sorry!”
23. What’s Justin Bieber’s least favorite kind of pasta?
Farsi… because it sounds too much like “fartsy!”
24. Why did Justin bring a blanket on tour?
Because he loves to “Stay Warm”.
25. What did the fan say to Justin at the meet-and-greet?
“I’m ‘All That Matters’ right now, right?”
26. Why did Justin go to the gym?
Because Beliebers are heavy-lifting work… in the best way possible!
27. What’s Justin Bieber’s coffee order?
One latte with just the right amount of “Love Yourself” in it.
28. Why did Justin Bieber start a podcast?
To “Talk That Talk” with his fans, of course!
29. What’s Justin’s least favorite dance?
The floss… because it distracts from his “eternal swag.”
30. What does Justin say when he orders pizza?
I’ll take a pepper-“Belieber” pan, please.
31. What instrument does Justin Bieber play best?
The heartstrings, obviously.
32. Why does a Justin Bieber song always get stuck in your head?
Because he’s the king of “catchy.”
33. What does Justin do when he gets cold?
He “Hold On” and then grabs a jacket!
34. Why is Justin’s laugh contagious?
It’s full of “Be-lol-ving.”
35. Why did the chicken cross the road to Justin Bieber’s concert?
Because it heard “What Do You Mean” was on the setlist!
36. How does Justin say goodbye at the end of the night?
By hitting all the “right notes.”
37. What’s Justin Bieber’s dream superhero power?
To stop time… so he can add even more shows to his tour!
38. What do aliens call Justin Bieber?
“The Voice of Earth.”
39. What’s Justin’s Wi-Fi password?
SorryNotSorry88 – because apologizing isn’t always in his vocabulary!
40. Why did Justin Bieber tell his manager to wear sunglasses?
Because working with this much star power can blind you!
41. What’s Justin Bieber’s favorite pie flavor?
“Belieber-ry.”
42. How does Justin stay so youthful?
He drinks plenty of “cyber juice” off social media likes.
43. How did Justin cheer up a sad friend?
By telling them there’s “nothing more important than yourself.”
44. What’s Justin Bieber’s favorite movie genre?
Romantic comedies… because life’s more fun with love and laughter.
45. Why was Justin invited to the comedy club?
The promoter knew he could “leave them laughing!”
46. How does Justin warm up for a big show?
With vocal scales and an extra sprinkle of swag.
47. How does one find Justin Bieber in a crowded room?
You just follow the line of screaming fans!
48. Why doesn’t Justin get lost?
Because everything he does is “Where Are U Now.”
49. What’s Justin Bieber’s spirit animal?
A phoenix… because he rises even stronger every time!
50. Why did Justin Bieber skip art class?
Because he’s already mastered the art of music!
51. How does Justin stay grounded?
By keeping his “feet on the ground,” just like in his lyrics.
52. Why doesn’t Bieber play hide and seek at his concerts?
Because his Beliebers would find him instantly!
53. How does Justin reply to a funny text?
With a “LOL-ieber” response.
54. Why did the crowd keep chanting “one more song” during Justin’s performance?
Because “I’ll Show You” how to keep the energy alive!
55. What’s Justin Bieber’s favorite sea creature?
A shark… because he’s always on the lookout for new waves.
56. Why did Justin Bieber apply to space camp?
Because he wanted to “take off” his career even further!
57. What’s Justin Bieber’s secret to a great hair day?
He calls it “Fade,” but we’d say magic.
58. Why would Justin never become a boxer?
Because his fists belong to “singing gloves,” not boxing ones.
59. How does Justin Bieber make his tea?
With a drop of cool and a splash of “Purpose.”
60. Why did Justin Bieber start studying astronomy?
Because his career is already in the stars!
61. What kind of car does Justin drive?
A swagmobile, naturally.
62. What was Justin’s favorite show growing up?
“Beliebe it or Not!”
63. Why couldn’t Justin stop watching the drama on stage?
Because life imitates Bieber!
64. Why does Justin prefer ear pods?
To better connect to his fans’ hearts.
65. What’s Justin’s favorite social media app?
Insta-“song”… because music comes first!
66. How does Justin Bieber approach scary movies?
By singing his fears away.
67. Why does Justin never argue over pizza toppings?
Because he always stays chill – like cool pepperoni!
68. How does Justin handle any challenge?
With a lyric, a laugh, and a dash of “power pose.”
69. What does Justin Bieber say when he’s late?
“Blame it on ‘The Feeling’ – I was in the zone!”
70. Why doesn’t Justin ever lose his voice?
Because he’s got vocal cords made of pure swag.
71. What’s Justin Bieber’s favorite vacation spot?
Anywhere with good Wi-Fi and a lot of Beliebers!
72. Why did Justin Bieber take up photography?
To capture every moment with his “Purpose” lens.
73. How does Justin handle a wardrobe malfunction?
By making it a fashion trend instantly!
74. What does Justin order at the ice cream shop?
A double scoop of “Fan Love.”
75. What did Justin’s hair say after his haircut?
“Finally, a fresh start!”
76. Why did Justin stop his car in the middle of the road?
To take a quick selfie with fans, of course!
77. What’s Justin Bieber’s strategy for avoiding drama?
Sing louder than the gossip!
78. What instrument does Justin bring to a campfire?
His guitar – to set the mood with his “flaming” hits.
79. Why doesn’t Justin Bieber have a pet?
Because the only thing that follows him is a legion of fans.
80. What did Justin say when he heard a remix of his song?
“Imitation is the sincerest form of ‘Beliebing’.”
81. How does Justin Bieber beat jet lag?
By turning every flight into a mini-concert.
82. Why did Justin turn down a cooking show?
Because he prefers to “serve” on stage!
83. How does Justin handle critics?
With a side of sass and a whole lot of swag.
84. What’s Justin’s favorite kind of weather?
A “storm” of fans, every time he steps outside.
85. Why did Justin Bieber stop watching reality TV?
Because his life already has enough “fans” and drama.
86. What did Justin say to the paparazzi?
“Smile – it’s a Bieber moment!”
87. Why did Justin bring a ladder to the recording studio?
To reach new “heights” in his music.
88. What’s Justin’s secret to staying popular?
Just keep dropping hits – and avoid the shade!
89. Why does Justin Bieber avoid camping trips?
Because he doesn’t need nature to feel grounded; he’s got his fans for that.
90. What does Justin say to fans at every show?
“Get ready to ‘Beliebe’ like never before!”
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If these Justin Bieber jokes had you smiling and rethinking your next concert sign message, make sure to share the laughter with your fellow Beliebers, friends, and anyone who needs a good chuckle. Bookmark our website for more humor treasures and keep Bieber Fever alive throughout your day! After all, with enough “Love Yourself” energy, we can turn even the grumpiest mood into a fun-filled one!
