Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round and prepare for a magical journey through the world of humor. Did you know the word “abracadabra” comes from an ancient phrase meaning “I create as I speak”?
Magic has been enchanting audiences for centuries and, coupled with a sprinkle of humor, it becomes an elixir for unending laughter. Welcome to a spectacular collection of magic jokes that will leave you spellbound and clutching your sides in laughter.
Whether you are a seasoned entertainer or someone who loves a good pun, you’ll find this collection irresistible and utterly shareable.
These jokes will work like a charm in brightening your day, from conjuring a chuckle to wrapping your mind around a witty spell. So, without further ado, let’s dive into this enchanting array of humor!
Table of the Best Magic Jokes
1. Why was the magician good at school?
He knew all the tricks!
2. How does a magician keep a goldfish from falling?
He cups the water with his magic hands!
3. What do you call a magical owl?
Hoo-dini!
4. Why do magicians never get lost?
They know all the ins and wands of places.
5. What is a magician’s favorite restaurant?
Abraca-Dinner!
6. Why was the deck of cards always on time?
It had a punctual Ace.
7. What do magicians do when they get better?
They ‘stage’ a recovery.
8. Why don’t magicians play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding them!
9. What’s a magician’s favorite type of exercise?
Cardio-illusion training.
10. How do you make a ‘Kleenex’ dance?
Put a little boogie in it with magic!
11. What do you call a serious magician?
A ‘grim’ reaper.
12. Why did the magician cross the road?
To see through the other side.
13. What do you call a magician on a plane?
A flying sorcerer!
14. What’s a magician’s favorite spice?
Turmeric… it adds ‘mysterious’ flavor!
15. How do you spot a magician at the market?
They pull ‘strawberries’ out of their hat.
16. Why do magicians make awful criminals?
Their tricks are always revealed.
17. How does a magician take their coffee?
Abraca-dab-brewed.
18. What was the magician’s favorite candy?
Lolli-‘pops’ disappear!
19. Why did the magician fail the math test?
He couldn’t figure out the rest of the axiom.
20. What did the magician say after finishing his homework?
Spell-checked and done!
21. What do you get when you mix a magician with a spider?
A spin-master!
22. Why did the magician open a bakery?
To make his dough magically rise.
23. What did one magician’s assistant say to the other?
I feel like I’ve been sawed in half.
24. Why did the magician stand on the side of the road?
To perform highway hypnosis!
25. What did the disappearing ink say to the magician?
You can’t hold me down!
26. What do you call a magical dog?
A labra-cadabra-dor!
27. How does a magician decorate for a party?
With ‘trick-oration’.
28. What’s a magician’s favorite holiday?
Trick-or-treat!
29. Why don’t magicians need vacations?
They already live in their own magical world.
30. What do you call a magician’s mistake?
An oops-a-cadabra.
31. Why did the magician join the orchestra?
To conduct magical symphonies.
32. What’s a magician’s least favorite vegetable?
Cabbage…you can’t pull it out of a hat!
33. How did the magician cut his grass?
With a magic lawn-mower.
34. Why did the magician buy a curtain?
For a grand ‘entrance’.
35. What happened when the magician told a joke?
It vanished into thin air laughter.
36. Why did the magician get a job at the diner?
He had great ‘serve’ and disappear skills.
37. What did the audience say at the magician’s comedy show?
That was ‘pun’-derful!
38. Why did the magician go to therapy?
To ‘unveil’ his problems.
39. What’s a magician’s favorite subject in school?
Spell-ing.
40. What do you call a love spell that doesn’t work?
A ‘magic heartbreak’.
41. Why did the magician refuse to play cards in the forest?
Too many trumps (trees).
42. How did the magician clean his house?
He swish-and-flicked it clean!
43. What do you get when you cross a magician with a comedian?
Hilarity and disappearances!
44. Why did the magician throw his watch out the window?
He wanted to make time fly!
45. What’s a magician’s favorite game?
Hide-and-‘wand’ seek!
46. What happens when two magicians argue?
Things disappear…like their friendship!
47. How does a magician study for an exam?
He ‘magics’ up the answers.
48. Why was the magician always calm?
He never let things ‘abraca-distract’ him.
49. What’s a magician’s favorite fairy tale?
The ‘Wizard’ of Oz.
50. Why did the magician always look expensive?
He wore designer tricks.
51. What did the magician say to his annoying hat?
Stop ‘rabbiting’ on!
52. Why was the magician’s calendar always full?
He ‘scheduled’ every trick.
53. What do you call a magician who lost his magic?
A ‘has-bean’.
54. What does a magician eat at the beach?
A ‘magic-wich’.
55. How do you surprise a magician?
By believing in his tricks!
56. What do magicians give on birthdays?
Magical wishes.
57. What’s a magician’s tool kit?
Wands, rabbits, hats, and humor!
58. What’s a magician’s favorite dance?
The ‘Disappearing Waltz’.
59. Why are magicians always hungry?
Their tricks don’t satisfy ‘appetit-ions’.
60. Why was the magician good at poker?
He could always pull out an ace.
61. What do magicians yell when they’re excited?
Presto-change-o!
62. What did the magician’s hat say to the rabbit?
‘Hop’ on in!
63. How did the magician get rid of his hiccups?
With a wand and a spell!
64. Why do wizards and magicians never get robbed?
Their houses are hex-tra secure.
65. What do you call a dog who performs magic?
A labracadabrador!
66. Why was the magician never frustrated?
Because he could always pull out a cool trick!
67. Why was the magician’s broom always clean?
Because of its ‘swish’ element.
68. What did the magician hang in his bathroom?
A ‘spell’ towel.
69. Why isn’t convincing a magician difficult?
Because they believe anything’s possible.
70. What does a magician wear on their feet?
Disappearing socks!
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