Who says marathons are all about sweat and no smiles? While runners grind through mile after mile of physical endurance, there’s no reason we can’t have a lighthearted take on the sport. After all, humor is a great motivator, right?
Whether you’re a seasoned marathoner, a fitness newbie, or just someone training for a marathon who loves a good laugh, these marathon jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone and might even get you off the couch and into your running shoes.
Did you know the first marathon commemorated a run made by Pheidippides from Marathon to Athens? Now, let’s get ready to chuckle.
Table of the Funniest Marathon Jokes
Why don’t marathon runners ever get lost?
They follow a race course!
How do marathon runners stay cool during the race?
They stand in the shade at the hydration stations.
Why do marathoners always seem so happy?
Running releases endolphins!
Why did the marathon runner bring string to the race?
In case they need to tie the score!
Why did the marathon runner go to therapy?
To work on their race issues.
What’s a marathoner’s favorite type of shoe?
One that’s sole-ful!
Why did the marathoner open a bakery?
They wanted to make endorphin cookies.
What’s a marathoner’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good beat per minute.
What do you call a marathoner who cheats?
A pace-maker!
Why do marathoners have such great social lives?
They’re always running into people.
Why was the marathon runner late to work?
Because they hit a wall… literally and figuratively.
How do marathoners greet each other?
“Run you later!”
Why did the marathoner get bad marks in school?
They had trouble going the extra mile.
Why don’t marathoners mind running in circles?
They’re just tracking their progress.
Why did the runner take a pencil to the race?
In case they needed to draw a path to victory.
Why don’t marathoners engage in arguments?
They prefer to just let things run their course.
Why was the marathoner always stealing credit?
They loved to take the long run.
What do marathoners use to change tires on the go?
A running jack.
Why did the marathoner take up knitting?
To improve their blanket finish.
Why did the marathoner buy a pet tortoise?
To remind them that slow and steady wins the race.
What did the marathoner say when they crossed the finish line?
“That was in-tents!”
Why did the comedian run a marathon?
To practice their punchlines.
Why doesn’t the marathoner compete in story-telling?
Because they’re more into running gags.
Why did the marathoner start a garden?
To remind them that in life, you have to plant your goals and run with them.
Why did the marathoner refuse to play cards?
Because they hate dealing with a running deck.
Why do marathoners love old movies?
They appreciate anything that takes them on a journey.
What’s the marathoner’s least favorite type of weather?
Running snows.
What’s a marathoner’s favorite meal?
Three square races.
Why can’t marathoners tell good secrets?
They always let the pace slip.
Why did the marathoner read a lot of books?
To improve their running narrative.
Why don’t marathoners like elevators?
They prefer to take the stairs for extra training.
Why did the marathoner break up with their partner?
They couldn’t handle the emotional sprints.
What’s a marathoner’s favorite bed accessory?
A feather weight blanket.
Why do marathoners love mathematics?
Because they appreciate the art of calculus.
What did the marathoner say to motivate their team?
Let’s cross this finish line together!
Why don’t marathoners ever get tired of running jokes?
They have great stamina for humor!
Why do marathoners never use the subway?
They prefer to stay above ground and run the risks.
Why did the marathoner become a teacher?
They love the idea of leading a running class.
What’s the marathoner’s favorite drink?
Anything that really gives them a running start.
Why was the marathoner a bad carpenter?
Because they couldn’t stop thinking about the long run.
Why did the marathoner enjoy the camping trip?
They loved pitching their running tent.
Why did the marathoner start a YouTube channel?
To share their running commentary.
Why did the marathoner get extra time off work?
They needed to go the extra mile on their vacation.
What did the marathoner say to their opponent?
“Catch me if you can!”
Why did the marathoner wear two watches?
To keep track of their splits.
Why was the marathoner a great friend?
They always stood by your side, no matter the distance.
What’s a marathoner’s favorite snack?
Trail mix!
Why did the marathoner hire a personal chef?
To keep their energy levels running high.
How do marathoners stay grounded?
By running trails with lots of roots.
Why did the marathoner always carry a notebook?
To jot down running thoughts.
What’s a marathoner’s favorite type of plant?
A runner bean!
Why did the marathoner get a new job?
To run their own business.
Why are marathoners so optimistic?
They always see the finish line.
Why did the marathon runner become a stand-up comedian?
To always be one step ahead of the laughter.
What did the fledgling marathoner say to the veteran?
“Check your miles, I’m catching up!”
How does a marathoner keep track of their daily progress?
In a running journal.
How do marathoners handle stress?
They run it off.
Why did the marathon runner decide to join a choir?
They figured they could hit both running notes and high notes.
Why do marathoners never feel lonely?
They always find company on running trails.
Why do marathoners make sure to run in the rain?
To wash away their running troubles.
What’s a marathoner’s favorite type of art?
Running sketches.
How do marathoners celebrate their victories?
They run a victory lap!
Why do marathoners have the best stories?
Because each race is a chapter in their running history.
Get mileage out of laughter: Share these jokes!
Laughter and miles go hand-in-hand! Share these marathon jokes with your friends, bookmark this page for a quick humor boost any time you need it, and let’s keep the fun running. Your next chuckle might just be one marathon away. So lace up your sense of humor and spread the joy — a great joke is always worth the extra mile! Don’t forget to share your favorites with the hashtag #MarathonLaughs!
