If you’re spacey for some good puns, we’ve got the perfect collection to rocket your mood to Mars. From one-line zingers to longer laugh-inducers, we present ’30 Mars Colonization Plans Puns That Are Spacing Out’.
Prepare for launch, and remember, extraterrestrial humor is universal!
Table of the Best Mars Colonization Plans Puns
1. Why don’t they serve fast food on Mars?
Because it’s hard for the burgers to catch-up!
2. Why did the astronaut break up with Mars?
He said it was just a phase and he needed space.
3. What does a Mars colonist use to keep their pants up?
An asteroid belt!
4. Why are there no cats on Mars?
They known to always land on their feet, not their gravity boots.
5. Why did the sun go to school on Mars?
To get a little brighter!
6. How do you organize a Mars colony party?
You planet!
7. What do you call a Martian who can sing?
Bruno Mars!
8. Why won’t Mars ever host the Olympics?
Because if you can’t even run as fast as you can jump, how can you compete?
9. What do Mars colonists use to bake cookies?
Oven space!
10. Why are Martians so good at basketball?
Because they know how to space out!
11. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
He said he needs more space.
12. Why won’t you find monogamous relationships on Mars?
Because everyone’s allowed to see other planets.
13. How do Martians cut their hair?
Eclipse it!
14. Why do Martians never cheer?
It’s not in their space.
15. Why don’t planets like to marry?
They fear they might end up with a lot of space-in-laws.
16. Why did the Mars Rover get so mad?
It was just tired of being driven around.
17. What’s a Martian’s favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar, certainly!
18. Why did the NASA scientists go broke?
They always tried to ‘planet’ but something was always ‘cratering’ their budget!
19. Why do Martians never argue?
Because they prefer to stay in a ‘Saturned’ mood!
20. Where do Martians park their spaceships?
At parking meteors.
21. Why do astronauts always carry a map?
So, they won’t get caught by the ‘Milky Way.’
22. How do you know when the moon is going broke?
When it’s down to its last quarter!
23. What kind of music do Martians like?
Neptunes!
24. How do Martians eat their ice creams?
In space-cones!
25. Why are there no day-offs on Mars?
Because it’s always a ‘Sun’days there!
26. What’s a spaceman’s favourite meal?
Launch!
27. Where do Martians go swimming?
The ‘crater’ pools!
28. Why did the astronaut visit the therapist?
For personal space issues!
29. Who was the first cat to go to Mars?
Astrocat!
30. What do you call a Martian who tells tall stories?
A space-cadet!
31. What’s the biggest challenge of Mars colonization plans?
It’s not rocket science, but it’s definitely out of this world!The harsh environment and long travel times are just a couple of the challenges.
32. What is Mars favourite sport?
Marching!
Out of This World Laughs
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