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73 Hilarious Marshmallow Jokes to Toast Up Your Hungry Bone

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Alex Cruz "The Coconut Kid"By Alex Cruz "The Coconut Kid"8 Mins Read
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Marshmallows are far more than just sweet puffs of delight for hot cocoa or campfire s’mores. Did you know that the oldest marshmallow recipe can be traced back to Ancient Egypt, where it was made from the sap of the mallow plant? That’s right—our fluffy friends started as a rather royal treat! Now, hundreds of years later, they’re not just a snack; they’re the perfect punchline.

Whether you’re roasting one, squishing it, or tossing it in your hot chocolate, these marshmallow jokes are gooey enough to spread a laugh across anyone’s face. Let’s dive into a sugar-coated comedy that will leave your funny bone toasted to perfection!

Table of the Funniest Marshmallow Jokes

  • 1. What do marshmallows do when they’re stressed?
  • 2. Why do marshmallows hate the summer?
  • 3. How does a marshmallow keep its hair so fluffy?
  • 4. What’s a marshmallow’s favorite romantic movie?
  • 5. Why don’t marshmallows ever get in trouble?
  • 6. What did the marshmallow say to the graham cracker at the party?
  • 7. Why was the marshmallow always the life of the party?
  • 8. What do you get when you roast a marshmallow on a farm?
  • 9. What’s a marshmallow’s favorite music genre?
  • 10. Why did the marshmallow fail math class?
  • 11. How does a marshmallow write its autobiography?
  • 12. Why did the marshmallow go to therapy?
  • 13. What’s a marshmallow’s favorite dance move?
  • 14. Why do marshmallows love karaoke?
  • 15. What’s a marshmallow’s dream job?
  • 16. Why don’t marshmallows like mornings?
  • 17. What do you call a marshmallow detective?
  • 18. How do marshmallows play hide-and-seek?
  • 19. Why did the marshmallow refuse to fight the graham cracker?
  • 20. What’s a marshmallow’s favorite color?
  • 21. Why don’t marshmallows like elevators?
  • 22. What did the marshmallow call its favorite comedian?
  • 23. Why are marshmallows terrible at playing hide-and-seek?
  • 24. What’s a marshmallow’s favorite board game?
  • 25. Why did the marshmallow blush at the campfire?
  • 26. What did the marshmallow say to its reflection?
  • 27. Why do marshmallows never feel lonely?
  • 28. What do marshmallows wear to the beach?
  • 29. Why did the marshmallow visit the dentist?
  • 30. What’s a marshmallow’s favorite snack?
  • 31. Why did the marshmallow start a blog?
  • 32. How did the marshmallow clean its room?
  • 33. Why do marshmallows make bad ski instructors?
  • 34. What do you call a marshmallow that tells campfire stories?
  • 35. Why do marshmallows hate running marathons?
  • 36. What’s a marshmallow’s favorite kind of exercise?
  • 37. Why couldn’t the marshmallow open the door?
  • 38. What do you call a marshmallow with no friends?
  • 39. Why aren’t marshmallows great singers?
  • 40. What’s a marshmallow’s favorite car brand?
  • 41. Why did the marshmallow cross the road?
  • 42. How does a marshmallow relax after work?
  • 43. What did the marshmallow say to the mug of cocoa?
  • 44. Why are marshmallows bad at sports?
  • 45. What’s a marshmallow’s favorite holiday?
  • 46. What kind of parties do marshmallows throw?
  • 47. What did the marshmallow say when doing yoga?
  • 48. Why do marshmallows love concerts?
  • 49. What’s a marshmallow’s favorite TV show?
  • 50. Why didn’t the marshmallow audition for the movie?
  • 51. Why do marshmallows never lie?
  • 52. What’s a marshmallow’s worst nightmare?
  • 53. How do marshmallows stay organized?
  • 54. What’s a marshmallow’s favorite hobby?
  • 55. Why did the marshmallow get in trouble?
  • 56. What makes marshmallows terrible at poker?
  • 57. What’s a marshmallow’s favorite pick-up line?
  • 58. Why are marshmallows great teammates?
  • 59. What do you call a stylish marshmallow?
  • 60. What did the marshmallow say to the cereal?
  • 61. What’s a marshmallow’s battle cry?
  • 62. Why was the marshmallow afraid of the crackers?
  • 63. How do marshmallows apologize?
  • 64. What’s a marshmallow’s guilty pleasure?
  • 65. Why are marshmallows so good at diplomacy?
  • 66. What happened to the marshmallow at traffic school?
  • 67. What’s a marshmallow superhero called?
  • 68. Why don’t marshmallows like the cold?
  • 69. What’s a marshmallow’s favorite drink?
  • 70. Why did the marshmallow fail gym class?
  • 71. What do marshmallows want for their birthday?
  • 72. What kind of fashion do marshmallows love?
  • 73. Why did the marshmallow join the band?

1. What do marshmallows do when they’re stressed?

They take a s’more-ment to relax.

2. Why do marshmallows hate the summer?

Because they always get into sticky situations!

3. How does a marshmallow keep its hair so fluffy?

With a great mousse routine!

4. What’s a marshmallow’s favorite romantic movie?

“50 Shades of S’more.”

5. Why don’t marshmallows ever get in trouble?

Because they know how to stay grounded.

6. What did the marshmallow say to the graham cracker at the party?

“You’re such a s’more-starter!”

7. Why was the marshmallow always the life of the party?

It knew how to make things sweet and soft.

8. What do you get when you roast a marshmallow on a farm?

S’more fresh air!

9. What’s a marshmallow’s favorite music genre?

Soft rock.

10. Why did the marshmallow fail math class?

It couldn’t handle the pi calculations.

11. How does a marshmallow write its autobiography?

One ooey-gooey chapter at a time.

12. Why did the marshmallow go to therapy?

Because it felt burned out.

13. What’s a marshmallow’s favorite dance move?

The fluff-and-shuffle.

14. Why do marshmallows love karaoke?

Because they can really belt out those marsh-melodies!

15. What’s a marshmallow’s dream job?

Being the star of a campfire story.

16. Why don’t marshmallows like mornings?

They’re slow to rise.

17. What do you call a marshmallow detective?

Sherfluff Holmes.

18. How do marshmallows play hide-and-seek?

They puff up to blend in.

19. Why did the marshmallow refuse to fight the graham cracker?

It didn’t want to start a s’mores war.

20. What’s a marshmallow’s favorite color?

Pastel, because it’s soft like them.

21. Why don’t marshmallows like elevators?

They hate going under pressure.

22. What did the marshmallow call its favorite comedian?

S’morey Seinfeld.

23. Why are marshmallows terrible at playing hide-and-seek?

You can always see their fluff hanging out.

24. What’s a marshmallow’s favorite board game?

Candy Land, of course!

25. Why did the marshmallow blush at the campfire?

It got toasted with compliments!

26. What did the marshmallow say to its reflection?

“You’re looking fluff-tastic today!”

27. Why do marshmallows never feel lonely?

Because they’re always surrounded by sweet friends.

28. What do marshmallows wear to the beach?

Mallow-suits!

29. Why did the marshmallow visit the dentist?

It had a few cavities from hanging out with chocolate all the time.

30. What’s a marshmallow’s favorite snack?

Marsh-mellon, something fruity to balance their sweetness.

31. Why did the marshmallow start a blog?

To share its fluff-n-stuff.

32. How did the marshmallow clean its room?

With fluff-and-go!

33. Why do marshmallows make bad ski instructors?

Too soft-spoken!

34. What do you call a marshmallow that tells campfire stories?

A marsh-tale-teller.

35. Why do marshmallows hate running marathons?

They melt under pressure.

36. What’s a marshmallow’s favorite kind of exercise?

Fluff-ups at the gym.

37. Why couldn’t the marshmallow open the door?

Because its hands were too sticky!

38. What do you call a marshmallow with no friends?

Marsh-mellow.

39. Why aren’t marshmallows great singers?

They have pitch-perfect fluff, but no substance.

40. What’s a marshmallow’s favorite car brand?

A Soft-top convertible!

41. Why did the marshmallow cross the road?

To find some sweet company on the other side.

42. How does a marshmallow relax after work?

By “mellowing” out.

43. What did the marshmallow say to the mug of cocoa?

“You complete me!”

44. Why are marshmallows bad at sports?

They’re too soft to handle the competition.

45. What’s a marshmallow’s favorite holiday?

Fluffmas!

46. What kind of parties do marshmallows throw?

Sticky-together soirées.

47. What did the marshmallow say when doing yoga?

“Hold the pose, stay soft!”

48. Why do marshmallows love concerts?

Because it’s a fluff-tastic experience!

49. What’s a marshmallow’s favorite TV show?

“The Great Fluffy Bake Off.”

50. Why didn’t the marshmallow audition for the movie?

It didn’t want to be typecast as “candy only.”

51. Why do marshmallows never lie?

They keep it fluffing real.

52. What’s a marshmallow’s worst nightmare?

A microwave.

53. How do marshmallows stay organized?

They stick together.

54. What’s a marshmallow’s favorite hobby?

Balloon-shaping, because they relate to the puffiness!

55. Why did the marshmallow get in trouble?

It fluffed up the plan.

56. What makes marshmallows terrible at poker?

They’re too soft to bluff.

57. What’s a marshmallow’s favorite pick-up line?

“Are you a campfire? Because you just lit me up!”

58. Why are marshmallows great teammates?

They always support their crew.

59. What do you call a stylish marshmallow?

Marsh-fabulous!

60. What did the marshmallow say to the cereal?

“Stop crunching my vibe!”

61. What’s a marshmallow’s battle cry?

“Toasty and proud!”

62. Why was the marshmallow afraid of the crackers?

They had too much crunch.

63. How do marshmallows apologize?

“Sorry, I got a little too sticky there.”

64. What’s a marshmallow’s guilty pleasure?

Being dunked in chocolate fondue.

65. Why are marshmallows so good at diplomacy?

They keep things light and fluffy.

66. What happened to the marshmallow at traffic school?

It got fluffed for parking in the chocolate zone.

67. What’s a marshmallow superhero called?

Captain Fluff-tastic!

68. Why don’t marshmallows like the cold?

It gives them ice-burns.

69. What’s a marshmallow’s favorite drink?

S’more-garitas!

70. Why did the marshmallow fail gym class?

Too soft to jump hurdles.

71. What do marshmallows want for their birthday?

A fluff cake with extra gooey frosting.

72. What kind of fashion do marshmallows love?

Anything soft and puffy.

73. Why did the marshmallow join the band?

Because it wanted to play the fluff-trumpet!

Spread the fluff and share the joy!

Laughter is meant to be shared, and these marshmallow jokes are too sweet to keep to yourself! If you giggled, groaned, or sent one to a friend, why not toast up a laughstorm and share this article with your squad? Bookmark JokeAndPun.com for more soft and sticky puns, and remember, life’s always better with a little fluff on the side!

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