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Best Mexico City Jokes: 35+ Laugh-Filled Moments

Why did the traffic light in Mexico City turn red? You would too if you had to change in the middle of that street!
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Fasten your seatbelts, because we’re heading on a wild, wacky, and wholly entertaining journey through Mexico City jokes that are anything but “muy aburrido!”

Did you know that Mexico City is built on top of an ancient Aztec lake? Talk about a city with layers! But don’t worry, these jokes won’t sink you – they’ll have you floating on a cloud of laughter.

So grab a margarita, find a comfy spot, and get ready to spice up your day with a fiesta of laughter. These jokes are so good, they’ll make you want to shout “¡Viva la comedia!”

Table of the Best Mexico City Jokes

  • Fiesta of Laughter
  • Salsa Dipping Humor
  • Maracas’ Merriment
  • Churros’ Chuckles
  • Humor-Al Pastor
  • Cactus Comedy
  • Punch Line Piñatas

Fiesta of Laughter

1. Why did the tortilla chip start a fight in Mexico City?
Oh, it couldn’t help being jalapeno face!

2. Why was the Mexico City street magical?
At every corner, it turned into a tequila bar!

3. How do you make a Mexico City taco stand?
You take away its chair!

4. Which song does Mexico City football team sing before every match?
“Take the Ball, Pass the Ball, don’t drop the Guacamole!”

5. Why did Mexico City never host the Hide-n-Seek World Championships?
Because good luck hiding when society honks at siesta time!

Salsa Dipping Humor

6. Why was the salsa blushing in Mexico City?
Because everyone was dipping into its ‘private-bowl’ life!

7. Why do Mexico City tacos refuse to play hide-n-seek?
Because they always spill the beans!

8. What did the Mexican bread say on checking his watch in Mexico City?
“Looks like it’s a ‘baguette’o’clock!”

9. Why did the Mexico City beer jump out of the pint glass?
Because it wanted to be Corona-free!

10. How can you measure a Mexico City sombrero?
With a hattitude scale!

Maracas’ Merriment

11. Why don’t secrets work in Mexico City?
Because everyone drops their Guacas!

12. What did the Mexico City traffic light say to the car?
“Don’t look, I’m changing!”

13. Why did the Mexico City mango tango?
Because it saw the guava cha-cha!

14. Why is Mexico City Christmas the best?
Because Santa ‘nacho’ belly with presents!

15. How do you rescue a drowning musician in Mexico City?
By saving their guita-ra ra ra!

Churros’ Chuckles

16. Why did the Mexico City taco break up with the salsa?
Because it was salsa-vering ties!

17. Why did the corn start a school in Mexico City?
To turn kernels into officers!

18. How does Mexico City get everyone’s attention?
With a ‘Tac-toe’ message!

19. What does a Mexico City avocado do on its day off?
Guacin’ around the town!

20. Why did the tamale go to therapy in Mexico City?
Because it had a lot of fillings to unpack!

Humor-Al Pastor

21. What do you get if you cross speed bumps with Mexico City tacos?
Fast food with a hard stop!

22. What’s a sombrero’s favorite H2O?
Agua-va good time!

23. Why is ghosting so common in Mexico City?
Because everyone is too busy churro-ing off!

24. What’s the most privileged part of a Mexico City taco?
Upper crust, of course!

25. Why did the tortilla go to art school in Mexico City?
To learn how to wrap!

Cactus Comedy

26. Why does Mexico City never lose at battleships?
They always bring their destroy-yer!

27. What happens to Mexico City burritos under stress?
They wrap up tighter!

28. Why can’t you scare a Mexico City cactus?
Becasue they are always on ‘pin’ and needles!

29. Why did Mexico city coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!

30. Why was the sand upset with Mexico City?
Because the sea didn’t wave back!

Punch Line Piñatas

31. What does Mexico City call 1000 burritos?
A mill-dredge!

32. Which part of a Mexico City taco is never on time?
The slo-slaw!

33. Why doesn’t Mexico City have an ice hockey team?
Because you’d drown trying to melt the rink!

34. How does Mexico City communicate underwater?
With sea-mails!

35. Why did the Mexico City burrito go to astronomy school?
So it could wrap its head around the galaxy!

36. Why did the New Mexican tourist cross the border?
To get to the other Mexico!

Just Ri’baja With It!

You’ve made it through a veritable fiesta of Mexico City jokes. What an enjoyable journey, filled with riveting rattle of maracas, tasty taco puns, chuckling churros, and humor al pastor! Now, don’t just hoard these zingers for yourself, spread the love, and the laughter.

Share these Mexico City jokes with your friends, and even challenge them to come up with their own. Remember to bookmark JokeandPun.com, so you can return whenever you need a bit of spice and a burst of cheer. Stay sassy, stay classy – until we meet again for another round of laughter therapy!

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