Life can sometimes feel more like a movie on continuous replay than a beautiful work of art with new colors and experiences. More often than not, the trigger for this somber feeling is the seemingly eternal Monday.
However, armed with our collection of amusing Monday jokes, the first day of the week can instead be the perfect preamble to seven days of gleeful humor. Let’s blast away the bane of Monday blues with these thirty hilarious tripwires of laughter.
Table of the Best Monday Jokes
Start Your Week with the Best Monday Jokes
1. Why Did Monday Break Up With Sunday?
Because Sunday was just too weak (week)!
2. Monday Coffee Puns
Why didn’t Monday morning coffee file a police report?
Because it got mugged!
3. “Save me, Weekend!”
Monday: “I want to be your friend.”
Me: “I’m not ready for this kind of comm-ittment!”
4. Don’t Trust This Day
Why don’t secrets work on Monday?
Because it always spills the beans!
5. The Employee and the Boss on Monday
“What do you call a Monday morning where the boss walks in with a smile?”
“A day off.”
6. Starting the Week Right
How does Monday buy its suits?
On first-degree sale!
7. The Adventures of Monday and Friday
Why is Monday jealous of Friday?
Because everyone welcomes Friday with open arms!
8. The Secret to Loving Mondays
What’s the secret to enjoying Mondays?
Hibernating through the entire day!
9. Job Interview Question
Interviewer: “What’s your dream job?”
Interviewee: “Work from home…but only on Mondays!”
10. Why are Mondays Unpopular at Parties?
Why don’t people invite Mondays to parties?
Because it always shows up a week early!
11. Fitness Enthusiast Monday
What exercise does Monday love the most?
Running people’s patience thin!
12. Spy Monday in Disguise
Why did Monday dress in a suit of armor?
It thought it could pass for Knight in shining armor!
13. Classic Monday Weather
Why does Monday carry an umbrella?
Because it usually receives a lot of cold showers!
14. Broke Monday
Why did Monday go to the bank?
It lost its weekday savings!
15. Monday Cookbook Recipe
What’s Monday’s favorite recipe?
Stir-fry confusion with a pinch of chaos!
16. The Late Excuse
Why did the teacher let the student in late on Monday?
“Because Monday happened to me too.”
17. The Monday Spell
Why does a witch not cast spells on Monday?
Because it’s already cursed!
18. Monday’s Dream Car
What’s Monday’s favorite car?
A Bugatti Vey-bored!
19. Detention with Monday
What’s the wildest joke you can crack in school?
Say “Monday” in a fun class!
20. Test of Strength
What can outlift a weightlifter but gets taken down by Monday?
Mood swing!
21. Monday’s (un)fortunate Cookie
What did Monday’s fortune cookie say?
“Better days are coming: they are called Tuesday through Sunday.”
22. How Monday Woos
How does Monday woo the other days?
By promising to leave for an entire week!
23. Monday in the Candy Store
What candy did Monday choose at the candy store?
Sour patch!
24. Talkative Monday
Why did Monday win the debate competition?
It had the first word!
25. Monday Workout Regime
What’s Monday’s favorite workout?
Jumping to conclusions!
26. Forgetful Monday
Why did Monday forget his password?
Because it was too weak (week)!
27. Invisible Monday
Why did Monday dip itself in invisible ink?
To make sure nobody sees it coming!
28. Monday’s Literary Attempt
Why can Monday never write a memoir?
Because it doesn’t want to remember itself!
29. Monday’s Rescue Mission
Why did Monday try to save the sinking ship?
It thought it could cheer up the week!
30. Finally, the Monday Joke
Why did the joke cross the road?
Because it wanted to make the other side smile on a Monday!
The Finale – Sending Monday Blues Away With Our Monday Jokes
The best way to start each week is to welcome Monday with an arsenal of jokes designed to turn the grimmest faces into radiating suns of laughter. And remember, laughter has no expiration date, so feel free to recycle them on the other days of the week and let them be the constant companion of smiles.
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