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82 Monumental Mount Rushmore Jokes to Rock Your Day

You're gonna need a presidential pardon after busting out these puns!
Danny "D-Mac" McAllisterBy Danny "D-Mac" McAllister11 Mins Read
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Mount Rushmore is a truly awe-inspiring sight, but today we aren’t talking about the founding fathers towering over us in stone… well, not in the usual way! We’re here to break down those stony faces with some of the best Mount Rushmore jokes that’ll chisel a smile on your face and perhaps even crack you up like never before.

Did you know that the monument’s construction took about 14 years to complete? Yeah, they really took their rock solid time on it! So, grab your hiking boots—or your best dad joke shoes—and let’s get going up this humorous mountain.

Ready to have a laugh that’ll leave some monumental giggles in its wake? Here you go!

Table of the Funniest Mount Rushmore Jokes

  • 1. Why don’t any of the presidents on Mount Rushmore ever laugh?
  • 2. What’s George Washington’s motto when someone asks for help?
  • 3. Why was Abe Lincoln always so focused on his speech?
  • 4. How do you find the best path up Mount Rushmore?
  • 5. Why do Roosevelt and Lincoln never play poker together?
  • 6. Why is Mount Rushmore so wise?
  • 7. What does Mount Rushmore eat for breakfast?
  • 8. What did Mount Rushmore say when asked how its day was?
  • 9. Why did nobody come to George Washington’s stand-up comedy show?
  • 10. What did Teddy Roosevelt say when he won the joke contest?
  • 11. Why are the presidents on Mount Rushmore such good listeners?
  • 12. Why did George Washington refuse to join a rock band?
  • 13. How does Mount Rushmore stay in shape?
  • 14. Why is Mount Rushmore such a trendy place to hang out?
  • 15. Why did Lincoln invent a new kind of sandwich?
  • 16. How did Teddy Roosevelt get through tough speeches?
  • 17. What’s Mount Rushmore’s favorite plant?
  • 18. Why do the presidents always stay on time?
  • 19. What do Mount Rushmore and a good comedian have in common?
  • 20. What’s Mount Rushmore’s favorite sport?
  • 21. Why did Jefferson start meditating on the mountain?
  • 22. What punchline did George Washington whisper?
  • 23. What’s Mount Rushmore’s relationship status?
  • 24. Why was Roosevelt so good at climbing mountains?
  • 25. What did Mount Rushmore say when it faced a problem?
  • 26. Why don’t the presidents on Mount Rushmore run out of ideas?
  • 27. How did Mount Rushmore start its political career?
  • 28. Why was Lincoln always so calm?
  • 29. What’s Mount Rushmore’s favorite holiday?
  • 30. Why did Mount Rushmore apply for a job as a museum security guard?
  • 31. Why don’t the presidents on Mount Rushmore ever argue?
  • 32. What music do the presidents on Mount Rushmore listen to?
  • 33. Why doesn’t Mount Rushmore date anymore?
  • 34. What did Washington say to Lincoln on Mount Rushmore?
  • 35. Why don’t people ever throw parties on Mount Rushmore?
  • 36. How old is Mount Rushmore, really?
  • 37. Why is Mount Rushmore great at balancing budgets?
  • 38. Why did Jefferson feel so connected to Mount Rushmore?
  • 39. Why do tourists love visiting Mount Rushmore in the fall?
  • 40. What’s the best way to greet Mount Rushmore?
  • 41. Why don’t birds land on Mount Rushmore?
  • 42. Why did Lincoln always wear a tall hat?
  • 43. What’s Mount Rushmore’s favorite snack?
  • 44. Why does Roosevelt always look so cheerful?
  • 45. What happened when a bird flew by Mount Rushmore?
  • 46. Why is Mount Rushmore good at keeping secrets?
  • 47. What did Washington say after sneezing?
  • 48. Why do the presidents on Mount Rushmore love history?
  • 49. What do Mount Rushmore and a DJ have in common?
  • 50. Why did Jefferson always feel misunderstood?
  • 51. What do Mount Rushmore’s presidents complain about?
  • 52. Why did Mount Rushmore skip the dentist?
  • 53. Why didn’t Lincoln tell jokes while on the mountain?
  • 54. What drink does Mount Rushmore enjoy the most?
  • 55. Why does George Washington never lose at chess?
  • 56. Why is Mount Rushmore so patient?
  • 57. What does Mount Rushmore do on weekends?
  • 58. Why do people praise Mount Rushmore’s selfies?
  • 59. Why don’t the presidents on Mount Rushmore go to therapy?
  • 60. What sport do the Mount Rushmore presidents play?
  • 61. What’s the presidents’ favorite joke?
  • 62. Why did Jefferson go viral?
  • 63. Why does Mount Rushmore always have the best poker face?
  • 64. What’s one thing Mount Rushmore excels at?
  • 65. What kind of dance do the presidents on Mount Rushmore perform?
  • 66. What’s Lincoln’s favorite song?
  • 67. Why was the mountain confident in its jokes?
  • 68. What do Mount Rushmore’s presidents talk about at the dinner table?
  • 69. Why is Mount Rushmore always prepared?
  • 70. Why is Mount Rushmore so peaceful?
  • 71. Why did Washington break up with the girlfriend rock?
  • 72. Why is Mount Rushmore better than a GPS?
  • 73. What’s Mount Rushmore’s favorite pick-up line?
  • 74. Why won’t Mount Rushmore ever perform a rock opera?
  • 75. What’s Mount Rushmore’s retirement plan?
  • 76. Why do the presidents avoid massive celebrations?
  • 77. What does Mount Rushmore use to send text messages?
  • 78. Who’s the most popular radio show host on Mount Rushmore?
  • 79. Why don’t the presidents mind standing still for so long?
  • 80. How does Mount Rushmore stay cool in the summer?
  • 81. What’s Mount Rushmore’s favorite day of the week?
  • 82. What did Mount Rushmore say to tourists at sunset?

Who Knew a Monument Could Be This Funny?

1. Why don’t any of the presidents on Mount Rushmore ever laugh?

Because they take everything very granite!

2. What’s George Washington’s motto when someone asks for help?

“I can’t tell a lie, but I can carve out some time for you!”

3. Why was Abe Lincoln always so focused on his speech?

Because once he got on the rocks, he wanted to make sure he was well-spoken!

4. How do you find the best path up Mount Rushmore?

Just follow the campaign trail.

5. Why do Roosevelt and Lincoln never play poker together?

Because Roosevelt has a Teddy bear face, and Lincoln can’t keep a straight face!

6. Why is Mount Rushmore so wise?

Because it’s got four heads and plenty of rocks for brains.

7. What does Mount Rushmore eat for breakfast?

Boulder oats.

8. What did Mount Rushmore say when asked how its day was?

“Oh, nothing groundbreaking!”

9. Why did nobody come to George Washington’s stand-up comedy show?

Because he was too stoned… on the mountain, that is.

10. What did Teddy Roosevelt say when he won the joke contest?

“I’m on a roll—literally!”

11. Why are the presidents on Mount Rushmore such good listeners?

They’re all ears… well, they would be if they had any.

12. Why did George Washington refuse to join a rock band?

He didn’t want to upstage everyone.

13. How does Mount Rushmore stay in shape?

By rock-climbing!

14. Why is Mount Rushmore such a trendy place to hang out?

It’s always on the cutting edge!

15. Why did Lincoln invent a new kind of sandwich?

Because the stovetop hat gave him great ideas for toasting bread.

16. How did Teddy Roosevelt get through tough speeches?

He applied some granite determination!

17. What’s Mount Rushmore’s favorite plant?

A shrubbery, because they all look so rooted in place.

18. Why do the presidents always stay on time?

Because they’re on Mount Rush-MORE-than-ever time!

19. What do Mount Rushmore and a good comedian have in common?

Solid delivery.

20. What’s Mount Rushmore’s favorite sport?

Rock skipping!

21. Why did Jefferson start meditating on the mountain?

He wanted to take a moment to find his inner peace.

22. What punchline did George Washington whisper?

“You’ll never get this joke out of me—I’m unbreakable!”

23. What’s Mount Rushmore’s relationship status?

It’s complicated… rock-hard loyalty and all.

24. Why was Roosevelt so good at climbing mountains?

Because he was Teddy-determined!

25. What did Mount Rushmore say when it faced a problem?

“I’m used to being between a rock and a hard place.”

26. Why don’t the presidents on Mount Rushmore run out of ideas?

Because they’re rock stars!

27. How did Mount Rushmore start its political career?

It rocked the vote!

28. Why was Lincoln always so calm?

Because nothing really fazed him—not even being carved into a mountain.

29. What’s Mount Rushmore’s favorite holiday?

Rock-tober!

30. Why did Mount Rushmore apply for a job as a museum security guard?

It believed in standing statue-still in any situation.

31. Why don’t the presidents on Mount Rushmore ever argue?

Because they always see eye to eye. Well, mostly.

32. What music do the presidents on Mount Rushmore listen to?

Rock… what else?

33. Why doesn’t Mount Rushmore date anymore?

It’s not interested—it’s carved in stone!

34. What did Washington say to Lincoln on Mount Rushmore?

“Nice hat! Bet you get ahead in life with that.”

35. Why don’t people ever throw parties on Mount Rushmore?

Because there’s no room to rock out!

36. How old is Mount Rushmore, really?

It’s timeless, but kinda rocky in its later years!

37. Why is Mount Rushmore great at balancing budgets?

Because it knows how to cut corners… literally.

38. Why did Jefferson feel so connected to Mount Rushmore?

Because they were both revolutionary in their own right!

39. Why do tourists love visiting Mount Rushmore in the fall?

Because the view is even more a-tail-ing!

40. What’s the best way to greet Mount Rushmore?

“Rock on!”

41. Why don’t birds land on Mount Rushmore?

Because those heads are already occupied.

42. Why did Lincoln always wear a tall hat?

To draw attention away from his granite personality.

43. What’s Mount Rushmore’s favorite snack?

Rock candy, naturally.

44. Why does Roosevelt always look so cheerful?

Because he’s rock-solid happy!

45. What happened when a bird flew by Mount Rushmore?

It simply went over his head.

46. Why is Mount Rushmore good at keeping secrets?

Loose rocks sink boulders!

47. What did Washington say after sneezing?

“I cannot tell a lie—this allergy season is rough!”

48. Why do the presidents on Mount Rushmore love history?

Because they’re living it, literally.

49. What do Mount Rushmore and a DJ have in common?

They drop major stones.

50. Why did Jefferson always feel misunderstood?

Because he was just one stone-faced leader in a lineup.

51. What do Mount Rushmore’s presidents complain about?

Being cold—because they’re always chiseled.

52. Why did Mount Rushmore skip the dentist?

Because cost is no small mountain for stone.

53. Why didn’t Lincoln tell jokes while on the mountain?

He didn’t want to crack up the crowd too soon.

54. What drink does Mount Rushmore enjoy the most?

A nice cup of rockaccino.

55. Why does George Washington never lose at chess?

Because he makes all the right moves-in-granite.

56. Why is Mount Rushmore so patient?

It knows how to stand the test of time.

57. What does Mount Rushmore do on weekends?

Just hang out and get a little stoned…

58. Why do people praise Mount Rushmore’s selfies?

Because it rocks the angles!

59. Why don’t the presidents on Mount Rushmore go to therapy?

They’ve got their issues down in stone.

60. What sport do the Mount Rushmore presidents play?

Rock-paper-scissors—duh!

61. What’s the presidents’ favorite joke?

They love anything with a rocky punchline!

62. Why did Jefferson go viral?

Because he left his mark on a whole mountain!

63. Why does Mount Rushmore always have the best poker face?

It’s been carved into them!

64. What’s one thing Mount Rushmore excels at?

Sitting still for a really long photograph.

65. What kind of dance do the presidents on Mount Rushmore perform?

The solid rock shimmy!

66. What’s Lincoln’s favorite song?

“Rock You Like a Hurricane!”

67. Why was the mountain confident in its jokes?

Because it was already cracking up!

68. What do Mount Rushmore’s presidents talk about at the dinner table?

Upper crust conversations, of course.

69. Why is Mount Rushmore always prepared?

It’s been listening to rocks since day one.

70. Why is Mount Rushmore so peaceful?

Because arguments never break out—they’re all set-in-stone!

71. Why did Washington break up with the girlfriend rock?

She was full of faults.

72. Why is Mount Rushmore better than a GPS?

It’s always pointing people in the right direction with its heads!

73. What’s Mount Rushmore’s favorite pick-up line?

“You look like you could go all the way to the top!”

74. Why won’t Mount Rushmore ever perform a rock opera?

It’s incapable of singing, but it’s still full of rock-solid entertainment.

75. What’s Mount Rushmore’s retirement plan?

Rock in peace!

76. Why do the presidents avoid massive celebrations?

They prefer quieter gatherings, otherwise they start feeling a bit stoned.

77. What does Mount Rushmore use to send text messages?

A gravestone tablet.

78. Who’s the most popular radio show host on Mount Rushmore?

Rush-Limbstone!

79. Why don’t the presidents mind standing still for so long?

Because it’s part of the job title—immovable object, unstoppable leader.

80. How does Mount Rushmore stay cool in the summer?

It’s got a lot of natural shade!

81. What’s Mount Rushmore’s favorite day of the week?

Rock-solid Saturday!

82. What did Mount Rushmore say to tourists at sunset?

“Enjoy the view—it gets even better by rock-light!”

Share a laugh the size of a mountain with your friends!

There you go, funniest Mount Rushmore jokes that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and everything in between. From George’s honest wit to Lincoln’s stony expressions, these presidential puns are bound to leave an impression—hopefully not set in stone, though.

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