Nevada – the state of flashing lights, loose slots, and desert land as far as the eye can see. Known mainly for being the home to Las Vegas, Nevada is also an untapped mine of comedy. You don’t need poker face to enjoy these Nevada jokes! They’re a sure-fire jackpot of laughs for anyone, whether you’re a seasoned visitor or a curious observer.
Table of the Best Nevada Jokes
1. Why Don’t Nevada Chickens Play Poker?
Because they’re afraid of being dealt ‘a full house’!
2. How Do You Describe Nevada’s Weather?
There’s a high probability of gambling with showers of golden coins!
3. Did You Hear About The New Mining Town In Nevada?
It’s called “Gold-Digger Ville”. All the residents are looking for a rich vein!
4. What Do You Call A Nevadan Who Can’t Tell A Lie?
A bad poker player.
5. Why Can’t Nevada’s State Flower Be A Rose?
Because the ‘sagebrush’ is the only one that can survive a hot poker night!
6. How Do You Cure A Headache In Nevada?
With a ‘Las Vegas Strip’ of aspirin!
7. What Do You Call A Cat Living in Nevada?
A “baccarat.”
8. How Do You Know Nevada Is Charismatic?
It’s the only state that can make you ‘lose your shirt’ and you still leave smiling!
9. What’s The State Motto of Nevada?
What happens in Vegas…makes a great joke afterwards!
10. What’s The Official Exercise Of Nevada?
The dice roll.
11. Why Did The Tomato Turn Red In Nevada?
Because it saw the salad dressing for dinner…and the strip show for dessert!
12. What Does Nevada Use For Paper?
Las Vegas Tribune: It’s recycled from all the losing betting slips!
13. How Does Nevada Wake Up In The Morning?
With a cup of joe and a ‘blackjack’ of toast!
14. How Do The Streets Of Las Nevada Greet You?
Welcome to fabulous Las Vegas!
15. Why Are There No Clocks In Las Vegas?
Hillary Clinton took them all; she needed more time!
16. What’s A Nevadan’s Dream Job?
To work in a watch factory, because then they’ll always know when it’s time for poker!
17. Why Did Nevada Implement Daylight Savings Time?
So, it could turn the clocks back and get more gambling time!
18. How Do You Get Someone To Stop Gambling In Las Vegas?
You give them a broken slot machine
20. What’s The Biggest Advantage Of Living In Nevada?
Even when you’re losing, you’re still having a damn good time!
21. What Did The Sandwich Say To Nevada?
“I’m on a ‘roll’!”
22. What Do You Call Elvis In Nevada?
‘A King-sized bet.’
23. Why Do People Always Bring A Map To Las Vegas?
Because they want to ‘fold’ correctly!
24. How About That One Nevadan?
He went fishing and caught a ‘silver state’ trout!
25. If Nevada Were A Movie, What Would It Be?
“The Good, the Bad, and the Lucky.”
26. What’s The State Animal Of Nevada?
The poker chip.
27. What’s Nevada’s Favorite Card Game?
Flip, flop, and fly!
28. Where Does Nevada Put All Its Warnings?
In its ‘red flag’ laws!
29. What’s The State Dance Of Nevada?
The slot slide.
30. Why Is Nevada Like A Deck Of Cards?
Because you always need a ‘heart’ to keep going, a ‘diamond’ to sparkle, a ‘spade’ to dig deep, and a ‘club’ to whack those who think they can beat you!
31. What’s Nevada’s Most Important Lesson?
That it’s never too late for a lucky streak!
32. Why Is It Always Christmastime In Nevada?
Because it’s always ‘wrapping up’ a gamble!
33. How Do You Know When You’re In Love With Nevada?
When your heart beats faster than a speeding slot machine!
34. How Do You Know You’ve Been In Nevada Too Long?
When ‘Sin City’ feels like heaven!
35. How Are Nevada Residents Like Aliens?
They both got probed in Area 51!
Your Turn to Deal the Laughs!
Now that you’ve had your dose of Nevada humor, it’s your turn to spread the laughs! From cats who know baccarat to chickens scared of a poker deal, these Nevada jokes are sure to tickle the funny bone of every pun enthusiast and humor hound in your circle.
Make sure to bookmark our website, attend our next “betting on laughs” open mic, and don’t forget to share these jokes. Remember, laughter is the best kind of winning streak!
