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40 Funny New Jersey Jokes That Will Make You Fuggedaboutit

Get ready to chuckle, giggle, and guffaw with these Garden State zingers!
Joke & Pun TeamBy Joke & Pun TeamUpdated:May 23, 20246 Mins Read
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Ever driven from New York to Pennsylvania and felt like you never left Jersey? Heard a Boston accent so thick you needed subtitles? Well, buckle up for a side-splitting ride through the heart of the Garden State! New Jersey jokes are legendary, from the poking fun at our parkway exits to the stereotypes that make our neighbors in Delaware and Maryland chuckle. 

So, get ready to laugh until you say “shoob” (that’s New Jersey for “shoe”) with our collection of New Jersey jokes that are pure gold!

Table of the Best New Jersey Jokes

  • 1. Why did the tomato turn red?
  • 2. Why did the guy from New Jersey get kicked out of the cookie factory?
  • 3. How does Jersey prepare its tea?
  • 4. Why don’t folks in New Jersey play hide and seek?
  • 5. What do you call someone from New Jersey who works in a bakery?
  • 6. What’s a New Jerseyan’s favorite wine?
  • 7. Why do geese fly over New Jersey upside down?
  • 8. How do people from New Jersey say goodbye?
  • 9. Why don’t you ever see a clock in New Jersey?
  • 10. What do you get when you cross a New Yorker with a New Jerseyan?
  • 11 – 20. 10 one-liner New Jersey jokes:
  • 21. What’s the difference between a New Jersey wedding and a New Jersey funeral?
  • 22. What’s the most common pick up line in New Jersey?
  • 23. What do New Jersey and a can of soup have in common?
  • 24. Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with someone from New Jersey?
  • 25. Why did the New Jersey tomato go out with a prune?
  • 26 – 30. Five on-the-nose New Jersey Puns:
  • 31. Why don’t New Jerseyans ever get lost?
  • 32. What do you call a polite driver in New Jersey?
  • 33. Why did the gym close down in New Jersey?
  • 34. Why did the New Jersey dog refuse to fetch?
  • 35. What’s a New Jersey mosquito’s favorite sport?
  • 36. Why did the New Jersey fisherman take his boat to the city?
  • 37. How do you know if a garden is from New Jersey?
  • 38. Why do New Jerseyans make great musicians?
  • 39. What’s a New Jersey ghost’s favorite car?
  • 40. Why did the cat move to New Jersey?

1. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing and remembered it was from New Jersey!

2. Why did the guy from New Jersey get kicked out of the cookie factory?

He kept removing the chocolate chips and calling them “road potholes.”

3. How does Jersey prepare its tea?

Through the Harbor… remember 1776?

4. Why don’t folks in New Jersey play hide and seek?

Good luck hiding when you’re stuck in traffic!

5. What do you call someone from New Jersey who works in a bakery?

A dough boy… because of the number of potholes they’ve filled.

6. What’s a New Jerseyan’s favorite wine?

I don’t know, but it probably comes in a box.

7. Why do geese fly over New Jersey upside down?

There is nothing worth crapping on!

8. How do people from New Jersey say goodbye?

“Take Exit 7A on the Turnpike.”

9. Why don’t you ever see a clock in New Jersey?

Because there’s always a delay!

10. What do you get when you cross a New Yorker with a New Jerseyan?

Someone too rude to pump their own gas!

11 – 20. 10 one-liner New Jersey jokes:

11. Why did the Jersey Devil leave New Jersey? Even he couldn’t handle the highways.
12. What do New Jerseyans use for birth control? Their personalities!
13. New Jersey: Where the weak are killed and eaten…
14. You know you’re from Jersey when you don’t consider a tomato sauce without garlic as gravy.
15. You’re from Jersey if you’ve been seriously injured at Action Park.
16. You’ve taken a vacation 60 miles away in the Wildwoods just for saltwater taffy.
17. You know you’re a true Jerseyan if you know what a “jug handle” is.
18. In Jersey, even our squirrels carry switchblades.
19. New Jersey: Come smell our dairy air!
20. You know you’re from New Jersey if you’ve seen a UFO, Bigfoot, and the Jersey Devil in the same day!

21. What’s the difference between a New Jersey wedding and a New Jersey funeral?

One less drunk at the funeral.

22. What’s the most common pick up line in New Jersey?

Nice tooth.

23. What do New Jersey and a can of soup have in common?

They both need a good stirring every now and then.

24. Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with someone from New Jersey?

Because they can’t get over their accent.

25. Why did the New Jersey tomato go out with a prune?

Because he couldn’t find a date!

26 – 30. Five on-the-nose New Jersey Puns:

26. The Jersey Shore is never dull because it has a lot of sandy humor.
27. In New Jersey, people don’t get sunburned, they get Jersey-fried.
28. Jerseyans don’t worry about vampires. No self-respecting blood sucker would be caught dead here.
29. New Jersey is a joke, and we elect the punchlines.
30. In New Jersey, we call vampires “Jersey Bites.”

And we continue with the laughter.

31. Why don’t New Jerseyans ever get lost?

Because they just follow the smell of fresh bagels and pizza!

32. What do you call a polite driver in New Jersey?

Lost.

33. Why did the gym close down in New Jersey?

Because it just didn’t “work out!”

34. Why did the New Jersey dog refuse to fetch?

He said, “Fuggedaboutit!”

35. What’s a New Jersey mosquito’s favorite sport?

Blood sports!

36. Why did the New Jersey fisherman take his boat to the city?

To catch some traffic “bass.”

37. How do you know if a garden is from New Jersey?

The vegetables always have attitude!

38. Why do New Jerseyans make great musicians?

Because they know all about “sharp” notes and “flat” tires!

39. What’s a New Jersey ghost’s favorite car?

A Boo-ick!

40. Why did the cat move to New Jersey?

Because it wanted to live in a “purr-fect” state!

What a Garden State of Laughter!

As we conclude our humorous journey through New Jersey, we’re sure these New Jersey jokes tickled your funny bone. Remember, good humor is contagious, so spread the laughter and share these jokes with your friends, family, or any Garden State lovers you know. Save these as your go-to arsenal for when the situation calls for a quick chuckle or a hearty laugh.

Bookmark our page and return for more delightful jests and puns that add a spark of hilarity to your day. After all, a day without laughter is a day wasted, and we wouldn’t want that, would we? So keep coming back to jokeandpun.com for your daily dose of chuckles!

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