Numbers aren’t just for maths class or balancing your checkbook. They’re also a rich source for comedy, and we’ve got a collection that proves it.
Before we dive in, here’s a super fun fact: the number 47 is often called “the quintessential random number” because it appears unexpectedly in so many different contexts, from Star Trek references to mathematical theories.
Now that you’re all warmed up, let’s get into a snappy collection of 47 number jokes that are as punny as they are funny. These number jokes are designed to tickle your funny bone and make you look at numbers in a whole new, hilarious light.
Table of the Funniest Number Jokes
1. Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven ate nine.
2. What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
3. Why is number six always so worried?
Because seven eight nine.
4. Why did the number one stroll across the road?
It followed the chicken to understand its point of view.
5. What did the triangle say to the circle?
You’re pointless!
6. Why do they never serve beer at maths parties?
Because you can’t drink and derive.
7. Why did the number four skip lunch?
It already eight!
8. What do you call a number that can’t sit still?
A roamin’ numeral.
9. Why did one and two start dating?
Because they knew they were prime to be together.
10. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta — just kidding, but you’d probably find it on a number’s menu!
11. How did the mathematician cure his constipation?
He worked it out with a pencil.
12. Why did the number 10 break up with number 9?
It found someone 1-derful.
13. Why was the number zero so chill?
Because it’s nothing to worry about.
14. How do you make seven even?
Take away the ‘S’!
15. What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree?
A geometry.
16. Why was the equal sign so humble?
It knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.
17. Why did the 30 go to the party dress up as 29?
Just to show it’s a little odd.
18. Why can’t you argue with 5 + 5?
Because it makes perfect ten-se.
19. What do you call a number that is always on-time?
Punctual, to the digit.
20. How do you stay warm in a cold room?
Go to the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees!
21. Why did 11 break up with 10?
Because 10 was always in-tense.
22. What’s a pirate’s favorite number?
Arrr-gumentatively, it’s Pi-rate!
23. Why was two plus two reluctant to gossip?
Because the truth is, it summed up quickly.
24. Why did the number go to art school?
To learn how to draw more.
25. Why did the fraction start attending therapy?
It knew it needed to become whole again.
26. What did the 0 say to the 1?
Hey, nice integer!
27. What’s a Math teacher’s favorite place to visit?
Times Square.
28. Why don’t numbers ever get lost?
Because they always figure it out.
29. How do you make a root beer float?
Take a root and add some water.
30. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
31. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
32. Why did the number go to space?
To see if it could find an interstellar equation.
33. Why was the number 3 upset?
Because it thought it was missing out on a tri-mendous party.
34. Why did the fraction look forward to the party?
It knew it was going to be a piece-of-cake.
35. What did the two say when it met the five?
Let’s make ten!
36. How do you know if a number tells the truth?
It adds up.
37. Why was 7 always tired?
Because it followed 6’s footsteps all day.
38. Why did the numbers quarrel?
They couldn’t agree on a common denominator.
39. Why did the two fours skip school?
They figured it wouldn’t add up to much.
40. What did zero say to nine when it got a new look?
You’re looking fine!
41. Why couldn’t the number find its house?
Because it lost its coordinates.
42. Why was the math teacher such a good dancer?
She had the algorithm!
43. What’s a banana’s favorite number?
A bunch.
44. Why did the number need glasses?
Because it lost its focus.
45. Why did the number refuse to play hide and seek?
It didn’t want to be digit-alized.
46. Why was six scared of the snowman?
Because Snowman was an eight (ate) in disguise!
47. Why did the number 5 go to the therapist?
It was experiencing identity five-sis.
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Who knew numbers could be this entertaining? From a zero to a hundred, we’ve covered all bases in bringing you side-splitting number jokes. Did you enjoy this humorously numerical journey?
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