Ah, Ohio. Known for rock and roll, roller coasters, and now, a fine assortment of laughable jokes! The state may be quite calm and orderly, but its humor is wild and quirky. So, get your laughing gear ready because we’ve got 35 of the best Ohio jokes that are pure comedic gold!
Table of the Best Ohio Jokes
1. Why did the Ohio River break up with its girlfriend?
Because she was too mainstream!
2. What’s Ohio’s favorite type of music?
Anything but country – because there’s nothing flatter than that!
3. How do Ohio State students part their hair?
Usually, right down the middle of their IQ!
4. Why do birds not fall in love in Ohio?
Because it’s illegal to put ‘polly’ in a ‘tie’ in Toledo!
5. Why don’t Ohioans play hide and seek?
Because nobody would look for them.
6. What do you call a sophisticated man in Cleveland?
A tourist.
7. Why did the Ohio football team go to the bakery?
Because they needed a good ‘roll’ model!
8. Why was the Ohio State University library book arrested?
Because it had too many outstanding sentences!
9. Why do Ohioans have TGIF on their shoes?
To remind them Toe Goes In First.
10. Why don’t ducks fly over Ohio?
Because they’re afraid they’d quack up!
(There are 25 more hilariously funny Ohio jokes to get through! Buckle up and keep reading!)
11. What does a Buckeye do when his team has won the BCS Championships?
He turns off the PlayStation.
12. What’s the difference between an Ohio State fan and a baby?
Eventually, the baby stops whining.
13. Why doesn’t Ohio slip into Michigan?
Because Indiana sucks!
14. Why did the Ohioan get excited when the power went out?
…Because it finally felt like the Pro Football Hall of Fame was closed!
15. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Ohio?
Because the sheep aren’t used to zippers!
16. Why don’t they make ice in Ohio?
The guy with the recipe moved away!
17. Why was the cat sitting on the Ohio State Buckeye’s computer?
Because he wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
18. What do you get when you cross a Buckeye and a groundhog?
Six more weeks of bad football!
19. Why do Ohio State grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
So they can park in handicapped spaces.
20. How does a man from Ohio hold up his pants?
With a lot of belt ‘buckeyes.’
The last ‘buck’ of laughter is yet to come! Ready to wade through our final 15 Ohio jokes?
21. What can a goose do, a duck can’t, but a Buckeye does?
Stick his Bill up his A**!
22. How do you stop a Buckeye from charging?
You take away his credit card!
23. Why do Ohio State fans smell so bad?
So blind people can hate them too.
24. Why are rectal thermometers banned at Ohio State University?
They cause too much brain damage!
25. Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
Because then Cleveland would want one!
26. Why did Ohio State change their field from grass to artificial turf?
To keep the Buckeyes cheerleaders from grazing.
27. Why is “The Wave” banned in Ohio Stadium?
Two Buckeye fans drowned last year.
28. What does an Ohio State grad call a Michigan grad in 5 years?
Boss!
29. What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Ohio campus?
A visitor!
30. Why do most people in Ohio go to college in Tennessee?
Because it’s easier to spell!
31. What is the only thing that grows in Ohio?
The unemployment rate.
32. How do you know when you’re halfway through Ohio?
You get the ‘oh…’ part of the yawn out of the way.
33. How many Buckeyes does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he gets 3 credits.
34. What do tornadoes and graduates from the University of Ohio have in common?
Eventually, they both end up in trailer parks!
35. What’s the best thing to come out of Ohio?
Interstate 75!
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