Ready to brace for a blast of humor straight from the heartland? Sit back, put your feet up, and prepare to laugh yourself silly with these Oklahoma jokes, puns, and anecdotes that will have you clutching your sides.
We’ve got quips about everything from tornadoes to football, and from cowboys to the wide-open plains. But don’t worry, this collection isn’t just for Okies! Whether you’re a Texan drawling “y’all” or a New Yorker shouting “fuggedaboutit,” you’re sure to find something that tickles your funny bone.
Speaking of tickling funny bones, did you know Oklahoma has the world’s largest collection of miniature spoons? That’s right, the National Spoon Museum in Lawton boasts over 5,400 tiny spoons from all over the globe. But that’s just a taste of the quirky charm you’ll find in the Sooner State.
So, get ready to explore the funny side of Oklahoma – and maybe even learn a little something along the way!
Table of the Best Oklahoma Jokes
1. What Do You Call Oklahoma City’s Fashion District?
Tornado Alley – it really sweeps you off your feet!
2. Tornado Season VS Oklahoma Drivers
You know you’re an Oklahoman when you’ll drive at breakneck speed through a blizzard but hesitate to go out during tornado season.
3. Why Are Oklahomans So Happy?
Because even when the weather’s terrible, they’re still OK!
4. Oklahoma, Where The Wind…
If anyone ever tells you Oklahomans are full of hot air, they’re not kidding – it’s called survival in the Sooner State!
5. Oklahoma City Thunder Joke
Why does the Oklahoma City Thunder basketball team bring a ladder on the court? So they can finally get some points on the board!
6. State Rivalries
Oklahoma – where your sense of direction depends on if you’re shading your eyes from the sun, the tornado, or the smug shine from Texas.
7. Talking Oklahoma Accents
In Oklahoma, we don’t have accents. We just say things with a little more twang than the rest of y’all.
8. Oil in Oklahoma
You know you’re in Oklahoma when you ask for oil and they ask, “Crude or olive?”
9. A Farmer and His Chickens
Did you hear about the Oklahoma farmer who played country western songs to his chickens? Now they lay only broken eggs!
10. The Yolkahomas
And now those chickens formed a support group: ‘The Yolkahomas.’
11. Oklahoma’s State Flower
What does Oklahoma’s state flower and its residents have in common? They both stand tall, even in the fiercest of storms.
12. Branding and Oklahoma
You know you’re in Oklahoma when the branding irons have a dual purpose — for the cattle and the steaks!
13. Predicting Weather the Oklahoma Way
If Oklahoma weather is the subject, history does repeat itself. Well, more like every 15 minutes.
14. A Weather Joke
How do you know you’re in Oklahoma? Your 4 seasons are: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, and Tornado Season.
15. Oklahoma and Texas Rivalry Runs Deep
They say the Red River is the border between Oklahoma and Texas. But Oklahomans know it’s really the line between sanity and madness!
16. We’re OK
Why don’t Oklahomans mind all the joke memes about them? Because they take pride in being the ‘OK’ in Joke!
17. A Hot Oklahoma Summer
It’s so hot in Oklahoma that the fire hydrants are fighting over dogs!
18. Hot Oklahoma Summers
How hot is it in Oklahoma? Even the corn is popping in anticipation!
19. Oklahoma Summers
You know summers have arrived in Oklahoma when you can bake a cake in your mailbox.
20. Oklahoma State Motto Joke
What is the unofficial state motto of Oklahoma? “At least we’re not Florida.”
21. Oklahoma Love Joke
Oklahoma flirt: “Are you a tornado? Because my heart is in a whirl every time I see you.”
22. Fracking Funny
What’s Oklahoma’s favorite dance? The Frack-step!
23. Talking Tornadoes
Why do Oklahomans always bring a soap bar to a tornado party? So they can hold on and wash up at the same time!
24. Oklahoma and Outer Space
Why do Oklahomans always carry a map? Because with the winds, you never know when you’ll end up in Kansas… or Mars!
25. Oklahoma Astronauts
What’s an Oklahoma astronaut’s favorite part of the training? The tornado simulation!
26. Oklahoma and Music
Oklahoma: where rhythms are counted, not people or sheep!
27. Winter Wear in Oklahoma
What does an Oklahoma winter look like? Frost on the pumpkin, snow in the yard, and flip-flops on your feet.
28. Oklahoma One Liners
In Oklahoma, our steaks are rare, and so are our tornado-free days.
29. Being Oklahoman
Being Oklahoman means feeling personally attacked whenever someone suggests cow-tipping isn’t a sport.
30. Oklahoma Humor
An Oklahoman doesn’t require a punchline to a joke; just end with ‘Bless their heart,’ and you’re good.
31. Tornado Get-Togethers
Oklahomans don’t have tea parties; they have tornado get-togethers.
32. Sunscreen in Oklahoma
In Oklahoma, sunscreen isn’t a luxury – it’s a matter of survival.
33. Oklahoma Wallet
Oklahoma: Where the wind comes sweeping through your wallet.
34. Oklahoma Fun
An Oklahoman’s version of a good time is googling images of Texas with no results.
35. Oklahoma Sunburns
Oklahoma – where you use more ice for sunburns than for drinks.
36. Oklahoma Weather
I told my weather app I lived in Oklahoma and it just laughed.
37. Oklahoma Life
Oklahoma: Where the wind blows, money grows, and nobody knows what the weather will do.
38. Tornado Preparedness
An Oklahoman being asked if they’re prepared for the tornado: “Just let me grab my lawn chair.”
39. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road in Oklahoma?
To get to the tornado shelter!
40. Oklahoma Gardening
Why do Oklahomans grow the best vegetables? Because they’re always in a state of “growing”!
Wrap Up: A Hurricane of Hilarity
Well, that’s all the Oklahoma jokes we’ve got for you today! It’s been an exciting and hilarious journey, just like navigating Oklahoman storms. If you’ve chuckled at these, don’t be shy – share the laughs with your pals and always remember to embrace the tornado…I mean, the humor.
After all, Oklahoma doesn’t just give us great country music and college football dominance, but also a mighty wind of comedic gold. Happy laughing, dear readers – stay OK!
