Discover the pine-scented, humor-filled corners of the Beaver State with these hilarious Oregon jokes. Whether you’re a seasoned Oregonian, a newcomer or just surfing for laughs, these kneehigh-slapping “puns” against Oregon should wet your whistle. So arm yourself with an appreciation for the absurd and dive into our compilation of jocular jests that are sure to bring you giggles.
Table of the Best Oregon Jokes
1. Why don’t secrets work in Oregon?
Because even the trees have ears!
2. What do Oregonians call a sunny day that follows two rainy days?
3. How are a Oregon pine tree and a power tool similar?
They both have a lot of sap.
4. Why don’t basketball players get married in Oregon?
Because they cannot find a court!
5. What’s the definition of an Oregon eternity?
Two people and a pitcher of beer at Saturday’s Portland Farmer’s Market.
6. What do you call an Oregonian who can play a musical instrument?
A Portland band member.
7. Which is the most musical state?
Oregon, because its capital is Salem “Say, lemme sing!”
8. Why did the scarecrow move to Oregon?
He heard it was a “Stalk” market.
9. Why was the Oregonian crossword puzzler kicked out of Portland?
He put “Rain” in every other square.
10. How does the Oregon football team follow the sun?
Rose Bowl to Rose Bowl.
11. Why do ducks fly over Oregon upside down?
There’s nothing worth quacking at.
12. What’s the Oregon version of rolling a strike in bowling?
Knocking over a tree.
13. Why don’t Oregonians tell secrets in cornfields?
Too many ears!
14. How do Oregonians get their late-night laughs?
They watch for California drivers in the snow.
15. Why don’t Oregonians play hide and seek?
Because no one ever goes to look for them.
16. What do you call 100 skydivers over Salem?
Raindrops!
17. What’s an Oregonian’s favorite wine?
“I wish it wouldn’t rain again tonight!”
18. How does Oregon solve its most serious crimes?
They follow the fresh coffee drip trail.
19. What’s an Oregonians idea of a balanced diet?
A cup of coffee in each hand.
20. Why do Mount Hood climbers carry a stick?
To keep any onrushing Californians at a safe distance.
21. Why wouldn’t the sesame seed leave Oregon?
Because it was stuck in a bun!
22. What happens when Californians move to Oregon?
The average IQ of both states increases!
23. How can you spot an extinct Oregonian?
They are still holding their raincoats.
24. Why did the Oregonian carry a car door through the desert?
So he could roll down the window if he got hot.
25. Why do Oregonians have TGIF on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
26. What do you call a seagull flying over the Oregon coast?
A bagel!
27. Why don’t they have Thanksgiving in Oregon?
Because they can’t figure out how to roast rain.
28. How do you make an Oregonian casserole?
Just add water – it already has plenty of greens.
29. Why did Oregon hire the baby bellhop?
They heard he could really lift the spirits.
30. Why are there no professional sports teams in Oregon?
Because then Seattle would want one!
31. Why can’t you trust the dessert of Oregon?
Because it’s always Dundee, like ‘dun-dee’ with the dishes.
32. What do Oregon hipsters say about their coffee?
It was cool before it was hot.
33. Oregon is a strange place…
Where else does rain cancel a swimming match?
34. What’s an Oregonian’s favorite song?
“Raindrops Keep Fallin’ on My Head.”
35. How can you tell a seasoned Oregonian?
They leave their sunglasses and umbrellas in the same drawer.
Haven’t Had Enough Oregon Humor?
We hope these Oregon jokes gave you a good laugh. A state with such a unique personality certainly makes the best backdrop for some of the funniest jokes around. If you’re still chuckling, share the love (and laughs) with your friends and fellow comedy aficionados.
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