Laugh all you want but cybersecurity jokes are a category unto themselves. And at the crux of it all are password jokes: the tastiest treat in this niche nugget of nerd humor.
From the classic “Forgot your password?” jests to the more zingy plays around encryption, today we’re logging you into a different kind of system – a system that gears up your giggle gears, hash-tags your humor, and adds an extra layer of laughter to your day.
Brace yourself for password jokes we promise are so hilarious, they’re immune to being hacked!
Table of the Best Password Jokes
1. Why don’t keyboards ever trust the space bar?
Because it always leaves them feeling insecure!
2. How does a hacker sneak a peek into your online activities?
He just logs in.
3. A man walks into a pet store and asks for a goldfish
The pet store owner asks, “Want me to put it in a bag for you?” The man replies, “Nah, it’s okay. I’ll just download it later when I get home.” The pet store owner raises an eyebrow. “What’s the Wi-Fi password?”
4. Why is ‘123456’ the most used password?
Because ‘password’ was too hard to remember.
5. How do you unlock a hipster’s diary?
With the password: ‘UnknownBandsOnlyPlease’.
6. My password’s last update was the best thing about 2020…
Because it said: ‘Your password is too weak to survive this year.’
7. What’s a computer virus’s favorite pick-up line?
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling the connection!
8. I told my grandpa that his password of “123456” was too easy.
He said, “That’s why I have a second password.”
9. I told my girlfriend I forgot my password and she said,
“It’s the same one as your Instagram.” I replied, “I love you too.” She said, “No, that’s the password.”
10. I used to have a really strong password,
But then my therapist told me to let it go.
11. My friend told me his password was “chicken.” I told him that’s not very secure.
He said, “Don’t worry, it’s case sensitive.”
12. What’s a hacker’s worst nightmare?
Saturday night, no Wi-Fi.
13. I told Google my password was “incorrect.”
It said, “That’s not very nice.”
14. What’s the password’s worst fear?
…Being forgotten.
15. What’s the difference between a computer and a human?
Humans get viruses, computers run them!
16. I forgot my Facebook password, so I tried clicking “Forgot Password,”
But it asked me for my password to prove it was me.
17. What’s password’s favourite game?
Past the word!
18. Why did the password break up with the face ID?
Because it felt like their relationship was too superficial.
19. My computer says my password is incorrect.
I’m pretty sure it’s a mistake. It met my password only once!
20. What’s a hacker’s worst enemy?
Two-factor authentication!
21. I asked my wife for our Wi-Fi password. She gave me a look and said,
“Is it still ‘You’reNotGettingIt’?”
22. I had to change my password on my library account…
I tried “OverdueBooksAreMine” but it said it wasn’t strong enough.
23. What’s a hacker’s favorite weather?
Cloud-y, of course!
24. Did you hear about the security guard who got fired from the Apple store?
He kept asking people for their iPasswords.
25. My wife told me to change our Wi-Fi password to something more romantic.
Now it’s “ILoveYouMoreThanPizza…ButNotReally”.
26. What’s the difference between a good password and a bad joke?
A good password is hard to crack.
27. A thief breaks into a house and demands the homeowner’s valuables.
The homeowner says, “They’re all in the safe, but the password is ‘incorrect.'” The thief tries it, and the safe opens. The homeowner shrugs, “Well, I guess it was correct.”
28. I changed my password to “DonaldDuck” so I can never forget it.
But now every time I log in, I get a notification asking if I want to quacktivate two-factor authentication.
29. I’ve forgotten the password to my online bank account so many times, I now use my cat’s name.
I’m just glad I don’t have to remember Tabitha678#.
30. Why don’t keyboards sleep well?
Because they got a bad case of ‘CAPS LOCK’!
32. Why is the password so short?
Because it’s always getting hacked!
33. What fuel does a password run on?
Pure guesswork!
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