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Pig Jokes: 40 Oink-tastic Quips for Swine Admirers

Joke & Pun TeamBy Joke & Pun TeamUpdated:May 7, 20245 Mins Read
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No one would dispute that the Internet is a playground for humor, catering to a variety of tastes ranging from witty wordplay, clever cartoons, to outrageous pranks. One of the unexplored niches that could invoke a bellyful of laughter is a good old-fashioned pig joke.

And, why not? Pigs are synonymous with fun, festivity and good food and it’s high time we let our swine friends hog the spotlight. So, buckle up and giggle your way through these 40 oink-tastically amusing pig jokes that promise to tickle your funny bone and leave you squealing with laughter.

Table of the Best Pig Jokes

  • Bacon, ham and a bit of fun!
  • Chortle with Sausage Jokes
  • Lough out Loud with Swine Puns
  • Dig in with Piglet Jokes
  • Dive into Porcine Pun Territory
  • Peals of Laughter with Piglympics Jokes
  • Round-Up with Hog Jokes
  • The Last Snort
  • ‘Hog in Love’: A Pigtale in Jest

Bacon, ham and a bit of fun!

1. Why do pigs make great secret agents? They hog all the information!

2. Why did the pig get hired at the restaurant? He was really good at bacon!

3. Why was the pig acting fidgety at the farm? He felt like he was bacon in the sun!

4. What do you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop!

5. Why did the pig get promoted? He was out-standing in his field!

Chortle with Sausage Jokes

6. Why was the sausage scared of the pig? It heard it was going to get grilled!

7. What did the pig say to the sausage? You’re banger out of order!

8. What do you call a pig that can play a musical instrument? A Sausage Roll Star!

9. What do you call a cowardly sausage? A chicken sausage!

10. What did the sausage say to the pig? “You crack me up!”

Lough out Loud with Swine Puns

11. What do you call a pig that does magic tricks? Abra-cad-ham-ra!

12. What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur? Jurassic Pork!

13. How does a pig get to the hospital? By hambulance!

14. Why do pigs love computer games? Because they provide lots of hentertainment!

15. What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porky-pine!

Dig in with Piglet Jokes

16. Why did the little pig fail his driving test? He couldn’t parallel pork!

17. Why did the piglet become a baker? He wanted to make piggy-puddings!

18. Why did the piglet call her laptop “sir?” Because it had a lot of Windows!

19. How do you measure a piglet’s length? With a pigameter!

20. What do you call a piglet who wont share his toys? Shell-fish!

The remaining pig jokes are not to be sniffed at either, indeed they are far from boar-ing! From pop culture references to smart twists on classic favorites, there is much to snort and giggle at. Embrace your love for these intelligent, playful creatures and indulge in some good humor with these piggy tales (or should that be tails?).

Dive into Porcine Pun Territory

21. What do you call a pig that knows sign language? Ham-bidextrous!

22. How did the football team welcome the pig? They gave him a pigskin!

23. Why was the pig a great musician? He had perfect pig-ch!

24. What do you do with a pig who loses its voice? Have a little ham and quiet!

25. Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend? He was hoggish!

Peals of Laughter with Piglympics Jokes

26. Why do pigs make poor team players in football? They hog the ball!

27. If a pig and chicken teamed up for a sports event, what would they play? Swine & Dine!

28. How does a pig celebrate winning an Olympic medal? By slopping champagne!

29. What do you call a pig who wins the lottery? Filthy rich!

30. Why don’t pigs play cricket? They’re afraid of the pig three!

Round-Up with Hog Jokes

31. Why did the hog become a journalist? He was good at rooting out stories!

32. What do you call a fashionable hog? Glam hog!

33. Why do hogs make great DJ’s? They always have the latest squeak!

34. Why was the hog evicted from his sty? He was a boar to his roommates!

35. What’s a hog’s favorite style of music? Pig Punk!

The Last Snort

36. What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled!

37. Why are pigs great comedians? They’re always cracking swine jokes!

38. What’s a pig’s favorite ballet? Swine Lake!

39. How do pigs write top secret messages? With invisible oink!

40. Why was the pig bad at hide and seek? He always squealed!

‘Hog in Love’: A Pigtale in Jest

Thus, concludes our squeal-worthy, barrel of pig jokes. We hope they’ve filled your belly with laughter. If you found these jokes unboarlievably funny, then do not hog them; share these with your friends.

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