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78 Primeval Primordial Jokes That Go Way Back

Why cavepeople make the best comedians – they really know how to get to the "core" humor of things.
Ryan CortezBy Ryan Cortez10 Mins Read
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The dawn of humor is likely older than most of us might think — yes, even older than your uncle’s stale dad jokes. Long before the invention of the wheel or even fire, one thing is for sure: our early ancestors probably loved cracking jokes in their own primal way, from playful grunts to hilarious missteps.

Here’s a fun fact to kick things off: researchers believe that laughter may have been a survival tool, helping our ancestors build bonds while they huddled in caves, sharing food — and bad jokes. Ah, comedy — humanity’s oldest pastime.

Whether you’re just here for a laugh or you’re an old soul seeking some truly ancient punchlines, this article takes you on a humorous trip back to simpler times. Buckle up for primordial jokes that may have aged like a fine wine… or like leftovers left too long in your fridge.

Table of the Funniest Primordial Jokes

  • 1. Why did the caveman refuse to invent the wheel?
  • 2. What’s a Neanderthal’s favorite type of clothing?
  • 3. Why did the mammoth cross the road?
  • 4. How did dinosaurs communicate in the age of no Wi-Fi?
  • 5. Why don’t early humans use elevators?
  • 6. How did prehistoric people light a fire?
  • 7. What do you call a polite saber-tooth tiger?
  • 8. Why did the cave artist quit painting?
  • 9. What makes Stone Age humor so timeless?
  • 10. Why was the Neanderthal bad at poker?
  • 11. Why was the mastodon invited to the party?
  • 12. How did early people stop their arguments?
  • 13. What was a caveman’s favorite board game?
  • 14. Why was the prehistoric sky always clear?
  • 15. What do you call a serious caveman comedian?
  • 16. How do you know if you’re telling a joke too ancient?
  • 17. Why did the volcano break up with the mountain?
  • 18. What star sign did dinosaurs believe in?
  • 19. What’s the ancient recipe for making stew?
  • 20. What did the caveman say after he invented fire?
  • 21. Why was the Stone Age classroom so quiet?
  • 22. What was a triathlon for prehistoric people?
  • 23. Why did the caveman start meditating?
  • 24. What was the caveman’s wedding vow?
  • 25. What was the ancient V.I.P invite to the social gathering of the millennium?
  • 26. How did cavemen clean themselves before soap?
  • 27. Why did the caveman break up with his girlfriend?
  • 28. What do you call a mammoth that sings?
  • 29. Why did prehistoric humans create pottery?
  • 30. What did the Stone Age dad say when his kid asked for a cat?
  • 31. Why did the mountain laugh at the avalanche’s joke?
  • 32. What’s the most frustrating thing for cavepeople dating?
  • 33. Why was the prehistoric calendar always wrong?
  • 34. What do you get if you cross a caveman and a scholar?
  • 35. Why did the prehistoric chef quit cooking?
  • 36. How do prehistoric musicians tune their instruments?
  • 37. What’s a caveman’s favorite dinosaur?
  • 38. How did cavemen measure success in social life?
  • 39. Why are cavewomen better at multitasking?
  • 40. Why don’t dinosaurs write letters?
  • 41. What era had the worst internet?
  • 42. Why didn’t cavepeople exercise?
  • 43. What’s a caveman’s bad day called?
  • 44. How did the caveman react to going extinct?
  • 45. Why were cavepeople bad drivers?
  • 46. What do you call an angry dinosaur?
  • 47. How did early humans organize their history?
  • 48. Why was bedrock the smartest caveman around?
  • 49. What’s the secret to caveman cooking?
  • 50. What’s the worst part about being a prehistoric comedian?
  • 51. Why were trilobites always so grumpy?
  • 52. Why did the caveman start an orchestra?
  • 53. Why was it so hard to organize social events in the Stone Age?
  • 54. How did prehistoric people get groceries?
  • 55. What did the saber-tooth say to the predator next door?
  • 56. Why did the caveman get busted by the Stone Age police?
  • 57. How did the caveman do in math class?
  • 58. Why wasn’t the caveman ever elected leader?
  • 59. How do early humans prepare for exams?
  • 60. Why don’t prehistoric people worry about Mondays?
  • 61. Why did the Neanderthal get a pet rock?
  • 62. What’s epic about prehistoric fantasy novels?
  • 63. What’s a caveman’s worst relationship advice?
  • 64. How do early humans throw a party?
  • 65. Why did cavemen prefer mammoths over cows?
  • 66. What kind of insurance do mammoths carry?
  • 67. How did cave-kids do gymnastics?
  • 68. Why can’t dinosaurs do great stand-up comedy?
  • 69. How do cavemen fight laziness?
  • 70. What’s a caveman’s version of speed dating?
  • 71. How do cavemen greet each other?
  • 72. Why do cavemen love breakfast?
  • 73. Why did the caveman think he could fly?
  • 74. How did cavemen deal with stress?
  • 75. Why did the dinosaur start a blog?
  • 76. What’s a caveman’s catchphrase when he’s fed up?
  • 77. Why didn’t the cavemen design outfits?
  • 78. Why can’t cavemen send text messages?

1. Why did the caveman refuse to invent the wheel?

He thought it would be a “rolling” disaster.

2. What’s a Neanderthal’s favorite type of clothing?

Primitive fashion, because it’s so “rock-solid.”

3. Why did the mammoth cross the road?

Because its extinction date wasn’t scheduled yet.

4. How did dinosaurs communicate in the age of no Wi-Fi?

With “roar-mail.”

5. Why don’t early humans use elevators?

Because everything in their lives was already on a downward “slope.”

6. How did prehistoric people light a fire?

By “striking up” a conversation.

7. What do you call a polite saber-tooth tiger?

A “thank-saurus!”

8. Why did the cave artist quit painting?

He didn’t want to be “chalked” into one career.

9. What makes Stone Age humor so timeless?

Because it “rocks.”

10. Why was the Neanderthal bad at poker?

Every time he had a good hand, he showed his “poker face” – glee or confusion, who could say!

11. Why was the mastodon invited to the party?

Because it was the “life of the Ice Age!”

12. How did early people stop their arguments?

By “chisel”ing it out like civilized primitives.

13. What was a caveman’s favorite board game?

“Rock”papers”stone.”

14. Why was the prehistoric sky always clear?

Because clouds hadn’t “evolved” yet to rain on anyone’s parade.

15. What do you call a serious caveman comedian?

A “low-brow” comic.

16. How do you know if you’re telling a joke too ancient?

Your audience will “stonewall” you.

17. Why did the volcano break up with the mountain?

It said, “I need some space to ‘erupt.'”

18. What star sign did dinosaurs believe in?

“Ptero-scope” readings.

19. What’s the ancient recipe for making stew?

Add mammoth meat, stir over a bonfire, and season with survival.

20. What did the caveman say after he invented fire?

“Finally, something to ‘spark’ my interest!”

21. Why was the Stone Age classroom so quiet?

Cave kids had to “tablet” their emotions.

22. What was a triathlon for prehistoric people?

Running from tigers, dodging lava, and fighting boredom.

23. Why did the caveman start meditating?

To stop taking life for “granite.”

24. What was the caveman’s wedding vow?

“I’ll love you till rocks erode.”

25. What was the ancient V.I.P invite to the social gathering of the millennium?

“Come to the original rock concert — BYO boulder.”

26. How did cavemen clean themselves before soap?

They “stone-scrubbed.”

27. Why did the caveman break up with his girlfriend?

Too much drama-tized hunting and gathering — he needed a “stone-hearted” break.

28. What do you call a mammoth that sings?

“El-vis-erous!”

29. Why did prehistoric humans create pottery?

They needed something to “clay” about.

30. What did the Stone Age dad say when his kid asked for a cat?

“Back then, we only had saber-tooth house-pets.”

31. Why did the mountain laugh at the avalanche’s joke?

It was a real “snow-stopper.”

32. What’s the most frustrating thing for cavepeople dating?

No Tinder — just literal fires.

33. Why was the prehistoric calendar always wrong?

Because time was still evolving.

34. What do you get if you cross a caveman and a scholar?

Someone who’d rather draw than “write a book” about it.

35. Why did the prehistoric chef quit cooking?

He couldn’t handle the “paleo-pressure.”

36. How do prehistoric musicians tune their instruments?

By smashing rocks — it’s all “stone beats.”

37. What’s a caveman’s favorite dinosaur?

“A-ptera-act” — mostly because it sounds cool.

38. How did cavemen measure success in social life?

By the number of cave paintings they had on their walls.

39. Why are cavewomen better at multitasking?

They did the “gathering” *and* the remembering who forgot to gather.

40. Why don’t dinosaurs write letters?

They already “stamped” out their existence.

41. What era had the worst internet?

The IcE-rror.

42. Why didn’t cavepeople exercise?

They were already all about “paleo-fitness.”

43. What’s a caveman’s bad day called?

“Gravity’s Day.”

44. How did the caveman react to going extinct?

With a big “so what, it’s not the Stone Age anymore.”

45. Why were cavepeople bad drivers?

They didn’t know when to “brake” history!

46. What do you call an angry dinosaur?

A “furi-saurus!”

47. How did early humans organize their history?

By “stone-tabling” it for later.

48. Why was bedrock the smartest caveman around?

Because he really “KNEW” his ancestors were hard as rocks.

49. What’s the secret to caveman cooking?

A little charred “guesswork.”

50. What’s the worst part about being a prehistoric comedian?

Trying to get laughs from a “stone-faced” audience.

51. Why were trilobites always so grumpy?

Because they were stuck in a “crusty” mood.

52. Why did the caveman start an orchestra?

He heard getting “on beat” was all the rage.

53. Why was it so hard to organize social events in the Stone Age?

No one ever wanted to take “bronze tier” – it was stone or nothing!

54. How did prehistoric people get groceries?

They just “gathered” at the nearest bush.

55. What did the saber-tooth say to the predator next door?

“Come over sometime; I saber-tooth pick the best moments!”

56. Why did the caveman get busted by the Stone Age police?

He was caught doing some serious “rocking.”

57. How did the caveman do in math class?

He “crunched” the numbers.

58. Why wasn’t the caveman ever elected leader?

His policies were too “primitive.”

59. How do early humans prepare for exams?

By “cracking open” scrolls of wisdom.

60. Why don’t prehistoric people worry about Mondays?

They’re more afraid of “meteor-days.”

61. Why did the Neanderthal get a pet rock?

Because it was a first-round evolutionary choice – very low maintenance.

62. What’s epic about prehistoric fantasy novels?

The “dragonflies” were real!

63. What’s a caveman’s worst relationship advice?

“Look for someone who can really handle your baggage — even if it’s just a pile of bones.”

64. How do early humans throw a party?

They play “hunt the surprise mammoth.”

65. Why did cavemen prefer mammoths over cows?

Less beef, more memory.

66. What kind of insurance do mammoths carry?

Prehistoric trunk coverage.

67. How did cave-kids do gymnastics?

By perfecting the “rock and roll.”

68. Why can’t dinosaurs do great stand-up comedy?

Because their jokes are way too long-lived, like their extinction stories!

69. How do cavemen fight laziness?

Through real stone-cold determination.

70. What’s a caveman’s version of speed dating?

Running from a predator together.

71. How do cavemen greet each other?

“Give me a big rock hug!”

72. Why do cavemen love breakfast?

They’re into the most “paleo” part of the meal.

73. Why did the caveman think he could fly?

He saw a bird do it once and thought, “Why not?”

74. How did cavemen deal with stress?

By practicing “med-dirt-ation.”

75. Why did the dinosaur start a blog?

He wanted to “p-tell-all.”

76. What’s a caveman’s catchphrase when he’s fed up?

“Rock me outta here!”

77. Why didn’t the cavemen design outfits?

Too much “tanning” and not enough trendsetting.

78. Why can’t cavemen send text messages?

Takes forever when all you have is a “stone keyboard.”

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