Welcome to the funfest that is San Antonio puns! Take a seat, grab a bunch of tacos, and get ready to loosen up because these jokes will make you laugh till you drop – or at least till you drop your taco. Consider these puns as your ‘golden treasures’ to explore the fun side of our city! From the River Walk’s romantic charm to the Alamo’s historic grit, we’ve captured the essence of San Antonio with a sprinkle of Texan wit and a dash of New Mexican spice.
So let’s march to The Alamo City’s comedic tune as we present to you hilarious, down-right ridiculous, San Antonio puns that will make you laugh harder than a Californian at a Texan BBQ!
Table of the Best San Antonio Puns
1. What does a San Antonian call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
2. Why do basketball players like San Antonio?
Because they always ‘Spur’ them on!
3. How does a San Antonio cowboy say hello?
“Howdy y’allamo!”
4. Why are all the restaurants in San Antonio very polite?
Because they always bring their ‘plates’ to the table!
5. What do you call an ant who can play piano in San Antonio?
Bexar-ton!
6. What’s a San Antonian’s favorite type of pie?
Alamode!
7. What’s the motto of the San Antonio Zoo?
“Don’t feed the humans!”
8. Why did the mariachis visit San Antonio?
They needed a ‘Bravo’ break!
9. What did the River Walk say at a party?
“Let’s flow with it!”
10. Why did the tourist get lost in San Antonio?
They took a wrong turn on the River Walk and ended up in a margarita-induced fiesta!
Up till here, we’ve covered quite a range of San Antonio puns – from the classic ‘Howdy y’allamo!’ to the tastefully delicious ‘Alamode’ pun. Now, let’s continue with the rest by heading into some more short jokes that will keep you grinning.
11. Why did everyone think the sunset was shady?
Because it was ‘Alamo-st’ dark!
12. Why are Texans terrible at playing hide and seek?
Good luck hiding when you’re Texan-sized!
13. Why did the baseball team go to the bakery in San Antonio?
They needed a good ‘batter’!
14. What do you call a snowman in San Antonio?
A puddle!
15. Why was the math book sad in San Antonio?
Because it had too many ‘problems’!
16. What did the San Antonio pepper say when it got stepped on?
“That jalapeño business!”
17. Why did the Alamo refuse to take a selfie?
It didn’t want to be remembered that way.
18. What’s a ghost’s favorite street in San Antonio?
Boo-dean Street!
19. What do you call a happy cowboy from San Antonio?
A jolly rancher!
20. Why do San Antonians make terrible tennis players?
Because love means nothing to them!
21. Why do Texans always carry a map?
So they don’t ‘Alamo-se’ their way!
22. Why don’t oysters in San Antonio give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!
23. What kind of shorts do clouds in San Antonio wear?
Thunderwear!
24. Why do cows go to San Antonio?
Because they love the “moo-sic”!
25. What’s a San Antonian’s favorite type of exercise?
Texercise!
26. How do trees access the internet in San Antonio?
They log in!
27. Why are Austin drivers always lost in San Antonio?
They can’t get past the Alamo!
28. What’s the difference between San Antonio and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t have 100 different ways to cook a taco.
29. What is the most common crime in San Antonio?
Breaking into a Texan accent!
30. Why won’t San Antonio ever be under-prepared?
Because they’ve always got plenty of Texas-sauce!
31. What does a radio say to its antenna?
Let’s rock and ‘radio’!
32. How do San Antonians get their daily dose of iron?
From the ‘Ferris’ wheel!
33. Why do rivers have trouble meeting in San Antonio?
They are always crossing each other!
34. What do you call a San Antonian dog that can sing and play the guitar?
A Texas-based rock and roll ‘barker’!
35. For San Antonians, what’s another name for bad hair days?
Combfusing days!
Wrapping It up: That’s All, Y’all!
These San Antonio puns were designed to tickle your funny bones and share a hearty laugh. Whether you’re a native San Antonian or just visiting, these jokes are for everyone who loves a bit of humor.
Remember, no one can ever have too many laughs, so don’t forget to bookmark this page for a quick chuckle whenever you need it and to share the love (and the laughs!) with your friends. As we say in San Antonio: Stay laughing, y’all!
