Welcome, dear readers, to an amusing journey where sarcasm is the central theme and laughter is the end goal. So, ready your senses to process a clever blend of wit, humor, and jest in our collection of edgy and sharp sarcastic jokes.
Brace yourselves, for these one-liners and witty stories will have you rolling on the floor with laughter while tickling your funny bone.
Table of the Best Sharp Sarcastic Jokes
Joke 1
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s unfortunate they’ll never meet!
Joke 2
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
Joke 3
Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans… oh, the beans talk.
Joke 4
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Joke 5
If you’re cooler than me, would that make me hotter than you?
Joke 6
I feel so bad for myself. I looked up “bored” in the dictionary and saw my picture.
Joke 7
Which are the three most dangerous letters in the alphabet? The Y’s (wise).
Joke 8
I’m not lazy. I’m on energy-saving mode.
Joke 9
Isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do “practice”?
Joke 10
You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.
Joke 11
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. I tell them “No” because it’s shorter than “Yes.”
Joke 12
Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
Joke 13
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Joke 14
Change is hard. Have you ever tried to bend a coin?
Joke 15
If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I’d have $6.30 now.
Joke 16
Today, my boss told me to have a good day. So, I went home.
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Joke 17
I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.
Joke 18
Some people say I’m condescending. That means I talk down to people.
Joke 19
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
Joke 20
You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
Joke 21
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
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Joke 22
Yesterday, I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Joke 23
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
Joke 24
Why don’t you ever see hippopotamuses hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
Joke 25
You’re not fat, you’re…just easier to see.
Joke 26
I would like to apologize to anyone I have NOT yet offended. Please be patient; I will get to you shortly.
Joke 27
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Joke 28
Immature is a word that boring people use to describe fun people.
Joke 29
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
Joke 30
Some causes of stress are totally your kids. Just saying.
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Joke 31
Need an ark? I Noah guy.
Joke 32
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face, once you push them down the stairs.
Joke 33
Why was the belt arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants.
Joke 34
“My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.”
Joke 35
“I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.”
The Last Laugh!
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